SLD
Contributor
Well, she turned me into a newt . . . I got better.
Amen to that.Better a witch than a right winged bitch.
Is that a love of Frank Capra movies?I'm a witch too, but no one buys my albums. I've been considering branching into necromancy. Or capramancy, but it would have to be white capramancy, as I quite like goats.
Necromancy is such a PITA though, with all the smelly corpses and such... Unless you spec for skeletons, but skeletons are weaker than zombies because they have no meaty bits to soak blows. All the really powerful undead tend towards meaty bits, except maybe litches, and even those tend to at least have skin.I'm a witch too, but no one buys my albums. I've been considering branching into necromancy. Or capramancy, but it would have to be white capramancy, as I quite like goats
Figuring it more broadly, there are some pretty freaky undead options if you're willing to think globally. Rude, sure, If you're gonna do dark forbidden arts anyway, there's no point being delicate about closed traditions.Necromancy is such a PITA though, with all the smelly corpses and such... Unless you spec for skeletons, but skeletons are weaker than zombies because they have no meaty bits to soak blows. All the really powerful undead tend towards meaty bits, except maybe litches, and even those tend to at least have skin.I'm a witch too, but no one buys my albums. I've been considering branching into necromancy. Or capramancy, but it would have to be white capramancy, as I quite like goats
Well, if I understand the tradition you're talking about... sure, some cultures add their own flavor to the story of that thing, but no culture has the monopoly on understanding some wizard who has given in to their shadow and lost their Name.Figuring it more broadly, there are some pretty freaky undead options if you're willing to think globally. Rude, sure, If you're gonna do dark forbidden arts anyway, there's no point being delicate about closed traditions.Necromancy is such a PITA though, with all the smelly corpses and such... Unless you spec for skeletons, but skeletons are weaker than zombies because they have no meaty bits to soak blows. All the really powerful undead tend towards meaty bits, except maybe litches, and even those tend to at least have skin.I'm a witch too, but no one buys my albums. I've been considering branching into necromancy. Or capramancy, but it would have to be white capramancy, as I quite like goats
I mean she probably has plenty of brooms, and plenty of people she could hire to use them. I don't know if she uses her own brooms though. They may be "magic brooms powered by money", or they may even be "magic brooms powered by electricity", but I would argue this may make her a witch either way.I doubt she owns a broom. What sort of witch doesn't even own a broom? And she certainly didn't ride one from Tokyo to the Superbowl.
At her income level I expect any brooms to be owned by cleaning companies.I mean she probably has plenty of brooms, and plenty of people she could hire to use them. I don't know if she uses her own brooms though. They may be "magic brooms powered by money", or they may even be "magic brooms powered by electricity", but I would argue this may make her a witch either way.I doubt she owns a broom. What sort of witch doesn't even own a broom? And she certainly didn't ride one from Tokyo to the Superbowl.