Shall we recall that the United States and Great Britain instigated a coup against the Iranian government in 1953 to protect their oil interests? And that the coup led to the autorcratic, dictatorial Shah, but that was A-OK with us because while he was a bastard and he our was our bastard? And that this led to the Iranian revolution of 1979? Can we finally learn to MOOB (Mind Our Own Business)?
You know what I find hard to take seriously? Arguments that dismiss history in the region as ancient or irrelevant, when it’s directly tied to the realities we’re facing today. Take Iran: the 1953 U.S.-backed coup didn’t just remove a leader, it set off a chain reaction that led to authoritarian rule and, eventually, the rise of the Islamic Republic. Pretending that has no bearing on today’s regime is dishonest.
The same applies to the Israel-Palestine conflict. For instance, Hamas didn’t rise in a vacuum. Israel, under Netanyahu’s leadership, once saw Hamas as a useful counterbalance to the Palestinian Authority, and in doing so, helped legitimize them politically. That short-term strategy became a long-term crisis.
On the other side, Palestinian leadership has made catastrophic errors too, corruption, internal divisions, and violent tactics have undermined their own cause and alienated potential allies. Meanwhile, Israel’s settlement expansion and disproportionate use of force have fueled resentment and delegitimized its claims of purely defensive intent.
None of this happened overnight. The current chaos didn’t emerge from thin air, it’s the result of decades of bad choices, missed opportunities, and cynical maneuvers on
both sides with civilians caught in the middle.
So keep waving your pom-poms from the safety of your screen, Zoidberg, because at the end of the day, you’re just another cheerleader screaming for blood, no different from the ones on the other side doing the same. There will be no peace for Israeli men, women, and children, or for Palestinian men, women, and children, so long as armchair warriors like you keep vomiting bile and calling it virtue.