Fuck face fucks with the World Cup

[laughing dog]

At least the Belgium team had the talent and good graces to make this disgraceful decision moot for practical reasons.

That was to be expected. The US really isn't a men's soccer country. I doubt we'll be seeing the USMNT win a World Cup anytime soon.

Wanna start a pool on who wins a WC first - USA or Cape Verde?

 

[Playball40]

At least the Belgium team had the talent and good graces to make this disgraceful decision moot for practical reasons.

That was to be expected. The US really isn't a men's soccer country. I doubt we'll be seeing the USMNT win a World Cup anytime soon.

Wanna start a pool on who wins a WC first - USA or Cape Verde?

The US HAS won the WC. FOUR times.

 

[Shadowy Man]

I'd like to hear what was actually said on the phone call.

People are saying it was a perfect call.

 

[Colonel Sanders]

Trump cheats at golf when he's the only player on the course. Why would anybody expect him to respect the rules in any sport?

Hey now, the very greatest people do that too.

One can only learn these techniques from the highly esteemed School of Fuck That, That's Bullshit, I'm Taking Another Shot. I graduated with honors years ago. All the best people attend. It's what all the very smartest people are saying.

 

[Terrell]

At least the Belgium team had the talent and good graces to make this disgraceful decision moot for practical reasons.

That was to be expected. The US really isn't a men's soccer country. I doubt we'll be seeing the USMNT win a World Cup anytime soon.

Wanna start a pool on who wins a WC first - USA or Cape Verde?

The US HAS won the WC. FOUR times.

Who is Cape Verde? Are they any good at soccer? I don't know anything about them.

Some middling team will probably win the men's WC before we do.

Only the women's team has won; I'm talking about the men's team. The men's team's best showing, ever, was in 1930 where they finished 3rd. There were only 13 teams in that one. Since then they've never reached the semifinals, and have only reached the quarterfinals once. The USMNT also had a streak of 9 times in a row where they failed to even qualify.

We don't really have the soccer culture that many other countries have. Gridiron football takes that space, followed by basketball. When I was a kid, other boys wanted to be Bradshaw, Marino, or Montana, not Pelé. I know soccer is doing better today than it did in the past, but overtaking football or basketball, I'll believe it when I hear about it.

 

[laughing dog]

I must say the OP title sounds rather mellifluous when spoken aloud.