Getty heir found dead with "severe rectal trauma"

[ksen]

http://gawker.com/j-paul-getty-heir-found-dead-in-suspicious-scene-involv-1694917238

Well now, not sure this is how I'd want to be remembered.

 

[Nice Squirrel]

http://gawker.com/j-paul-getty-heir-found-dead-in-suspicious-scene-involv-1694917238

Well now, not sure this is how I'd want to be remembered.

No worries, your other horrific acts will overshadow the severe rectal trauma of your death.

 

[Trausti]

Edward II?

 

[ksen]

http://gawker.com/j-paul-getty-heir-found-dead-in-suspicious-scene-involv-1694917238

Well now, not sure this is how I'd want to be remembered.

No worries, your other horrific acts will overshadow the severe rectal trauma of your death.

whew

 

[ZiprHead]

Dammit! I hate it when I get my butt plugs mixed up with my M-80s.

 

[Keith&Co.]

I hate when i plug the 120V muscle massager into the 440V outlet...

 

[Tom Sawyer]

You really don't want the last thing that anybody says about you to be said with a snicker.

 

[Bronzeage]

The police have detained his girlfriend. In cases like this, suspicion always falls on the person who was with you in the end.

 

[ZiprHead]

I see what you did there.

 

[thebeave]

Well, this takes some of the attention off David Carradine's death now.

 

[Keith&Co.]

The police have detained his girlfriend. In cases like this, suspicion always falls on the person who was with you in the end.

yeah, but in this case both of them will end up being the butt of the joke.

 

[dismal]

When I saw a ksen thread about rectal damage and a Dead rich guy I thought ksen was amping his prole-revolution fetish stuff up a level or two.

 

[credoconsolans]

http://gawker.com/j-paul-getty-heir-found-dead-in-suspicious-scene-involv-1694917238

Well now, not sure this is how I'd want to be remembered.

Urgh...so...rape? Or a personal quirk done by someone with a grudge...?

 

[Duke Leto]

I'm holding out for "elaborate April Fools' Day prank".

Obviously no such person as Andrew Getty ever existed.

 

[Jarhyn]

http://gawker.com/j-paul-getty-heir-found-dead-in-suspicious-scene-involv-1694917238

Well now, not sure this is how I'd want to be remembered.

Urgh...so...rape? Or a personal quirk done by someone with a grudge...?

Or possibly an intimate encounter with a large animal.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Possibly the most difficult death to approach, as the eulogist: Kenneth Pinyan's. (I'll leave that to Google search.) I wonder if the last word he heard was 'Wil-burrrrr!'

 

[credoconsolans]

Urgh...so...rape? Or a personal quirk done by someone with a grudge...?

Or possibly an intimate encounter with a large animal.

In his home? Anyone report livestock in the area?

 

[ZiprHead]

Maybe the Alien larvae just got confused on the way out?

 

[Jarhyn]

Or possibly an intimate encounter with a large animal.

In his home? Anyone report livestock in the area?

"Mr Hands" died of severe rectal trauma day(s?) After his encounter with Mr. Ed.

 

[ZiprHead]

I figured it out! It's the alien invasion from Stephen King's Dreamcatcher! Everybody run!!!