A blank stare is not an argument.
Will you be attempting to argue trade is not free without the metric system being crammed down on us by government?
No, that it can be interpreted as a trade barrier. It seems that I've found a trade barrier that right-wingers can like.
I work in an industry (natural gas) where producers measure the commodity in thousand of cubic feet (Mcf) (uless they are oil producers who sometimes speak of it in barrels of oil equivalent - BOE) and sell it to pipeline companies and gas marketers in millions of btu's (MMBTU) who then sell it to utilities who almost completely gratuitously market it to their customers in "dekatherms", unless those customers are in Canada where they like to buy and sell "gigajoules" and produce "cubic meters". Then, if you really want to get crazy you can make it into a liquid (LNG) and sell it locally as gallons or get a permit for export to places like Japan who buy it by the "tons" although I think it's technically actually "tonnes".
Even though there are people out there who prefer to think of this one commodity in terms of Mcfs, MMbtus, BOE, dekatherms, gigajoules, cubic meters, gallons or tonnes they manage to trade it amongst themselves with little difficulty. But if you were paying close attention you might have noticed I did slip in one "trade barrier" in that paragraph that could slow you down:
get a permit for export
It is illegal in the US to sell steel dimensioned in metric units. You can't sell a 100 mm round for example.
This is an intentional trade barrier.
You are conflating volume, mass, energy and thermal units. People buy natural gas for the energy it contains, joules or BTUs, to heat something, therms, calories or BTUs again. Natural gas varies in its specific heat, the amount of energy per mass unit, lbm or kilogram and the volume depends on the pressure and temperature of the mass of the gas.
Just because you don't see any advantages to converting to the metric system for most of the people in the US doesn't mean that aren't any. I remember times when you have been wrong.
The biggest advantage to the metric system is that it is a decimal system. It doesn't require calculations in fractions.
In countries that use the metric system fractions become an interesting concept, not something that has to be studied in detail how to add, subtract, multiply and divide. Because the US uses the standard system our students spend an year more studying the manipulation of fractions than students in a country that uses the metric system. This is a year that is lost in the education of American students, a year that metric countries put to use studying calculus, statistics, etc. It is the lost year that puts American students behind everyone else in the world in STEM.
You won't find many American students that say that learning how to manipulate fractions was their favorite part of their studies in math. Most will tell you that it was when they started to seriously dislike math.
Metric units are fundamental units, base units, meter, kilograms and seconds or derived from the base units as coherent units, using the equations f = ma, E = f × d, P = E/t for force, energy and power, using mass, acceleration, distance and time. They are considered coherent because unlike the standard system you don't have to use unit correcting constants to define them.