My friend, the Bot.

[Bronzeage]

I have been getting a lot of facebook friend requests from people I don't know and have absolutely no connection. I'm a friendly guy. I'll accept friend requests from friends of friends and probably enemies of friends.
Today, I did something different. I decided to hold a friend interview. I has suspicions, and it did not take long to confirm them. My new friend, Mary Kosh​ is a bot. Everyone needs to remember that real life bots are nothing like Star Wars. They have no sense of humor at all.
Mary Kosh exposed herself early in the interview.

Thank you for the friend request. Do we know each other from some other place?
Bron.

Idont think so. We don't know each other
Why did you send a friend request? Why did you choose me?

Just see u as an handsome man so I decided to add u
Thank you, that is very flattering. How did you run across my facebook?

Just stroll by and I saw your name
I was hoping you had read my book.

No
My loss, I'm sure.

So which country are you from
It's all in my profile. Be careful of what you believe.

What did I believe?
Why a duck?

Idont understand you
Why not a goose or a turkey?

Let talk about another thing
Not a Groucho fan?

It's not exactly a Turing Test, but, "What did I believe?" was the dead giveaway.

I'm going to keep Mary around. Whenever I feel the need for a pointless conversation, where everything I say is used to construct the response, but never actually says anything, she's my girl.

I finally had to ask,

What is your purpose?

Am here looking for a good man
I am a very bad man.

Why are you bad?
I accepted your friend request.

You are not a bad man
I am very bad. I had sex with your mother.

That not a big deal
That's not what your mother said.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I have been getting a lot of facebook friend requests from people I don't know and have absolutely no connection. I'm a friendly guy. I'll accept friend requests from friends of friends and probably enemies of friends.
Today, I did something different. I decided to hold a friend interview. I has suspicions, and it did not take long to confirm them. My new friend, Mary Kosh​ is a bot. Everyone needs to remember that real life bots are nothing like Star Wars. They have no sense of humor at all.
Mary Kosh exposed herself early in the interview.



It's not exactly a Turing Test, but, "What did I believe?" was the dead giveaway.

I'm going to keep Mary around. Whenever I feel the need for a pointless conversation, where everything I say is used to construct the response, but never actually says anything, she's my girl.

I finally had to ask,

What is your purpose?

Am here looking for a good man
I am a very bad man.

Why are you bad?
I accepted your friend request.

You are not a bad man
I am very bad. I had sex with your mother.

That not a big deal
That's not what your mother said.

Actually, the "Why a duck" is a Marx Brother thing in The Coconuts. Groucho is showing Chico the layout of the area and points to a Viaduct and Chico asks, "Why a duck?". Interesting the Bot has the Marx Bros. as part of its intelligence.

 

[Bronzeage]

I have been getting a lot of facebook friend requests from people I don't know and have absolutely no connection. I'm a friendly guy. I'll accept friend requests from friends of friends and probably enemies of friends.
Today, I did something different. I decided to hold a friend interview. I has suspicions, and it did not take long to confirm them. My new friend, Mary Kosh​ is a bot. Everyone needs to remember that real life bots are nothing like Star Wars. They have no sense of humor at all.
Mary Kosh exposed herself early in the interview.



It's not exactly a Turing Test, but, "What did I believe?" was the dead giveaway.

I'm going to keep Mary around. Whenever I feel the need for a pointless conversation, where everything I say is used to construct the response, but never actually says anything, she's my girl.

I finally had to ask,

Actually, the "Why a duck" is a Marx Brother thing in The Coconuts. Groucho is showing Chico the layout of the area and points to a Viaduct and Chico asks, "Why a duck?". Interesting the Bot has the Marx Bros. as part of its intelligence.

No, I'm the Marx Brothers fan. Mary had no viable response to non-sequiturs, but what can one expect from a woman who says sex with her mother is no big deal.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Actually, the "Why a duck" is a Marx Brother thing in The Coconuts. Groucho is showing Chico the layout of the area and points to a Viaduct and Chico asks, "Why a duck?". Interesting the Bot has the Marx Bros. as part of its intelligence.

No, I'm the Marx Brothers fan. Mary had no viable response to non-sequiturs, but what can one expect from a woman who says sex with her mother is no big deal.

Ah... that makes it a bit easier to decode as BOT territory.