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Crystal Methany Arrested for firing a missile into a car (YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP)

 
 
 
AthenaAwakened said:
I always knew the nuts wouldn't stop at having guns, but sheesh!
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Uhm, they mean missile in the sense of "any thrown object" and not "self-propelled guided weapon system". Do you really imagine Floridians have Sidewinders and Hellfires in their holsters. :)

That name is great though...
 
Women.
 
Derec said:
AthenaAwakened said:
I always knew the nuts wouldn't stop at having guns, but sheesh!
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Uhm, they mean missile in the sense of "any thrown object" and not "self-propelled guided weapon system". Do you really imagine Floridians have Sidewinders and Hellfires in their holsters. :)
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Minnesotans, yes*; Floridians, no.




* artisanal missiles fueled with biofuels made from prairie grass and hops... mostly hops... because... just give us the fucking hops dammit!
 
I wonder which drug her parents were on when they named her that?:thinking:
 
How long before we can expect a retaliatory drive-by fusillade of bottle rockets, or even a full-out roman candle shootout?

Is this country ever going to pass any serious missile legislation?
 
seyorni said:
How long before we can expect a retaliatory drive-by fusillade of bottle rockets, or even a full-out roman candle shootout?

Is this country ever going to pass any serious missile legislation?
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If you outlaw bottle rockets, only outlaws will have bottle rockets.

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a bottle rocket is a good guy with a bottle rocket.
 
Derec said:
AthenaAwakened said:
I always knew the nuts wouldn't stop at having guns, but sheesh!
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Uhm, they mean missile in the sense of "any thrown object" and not "self-propelled guided weapon system". Do you really imagine Floridians have Sidewinders and Hellfires in their holsters. :)

That name is great though...
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I don't think they're counting thrown objects as missiles.

Bottle rockets qualify, though.
 
Yesterday, 05:34 PM Post #8 http://talkfreethought.org/showthread.php?1216-A-very-accurate-analogy

TV and credit cards said:
Each time someone talks about Florida it gets a little more fucked up.

Underseer said:
Nope. I lived in a Tampa suburb, where religious discussions involved referring to the pope as "the left hand of Satan" or "the voice of Satan," teenagers were convinced even innocuous rock bands were Satanic, and the general political views would be right at home at any Tea Party rally that involves setting effigies on fire. Add to that cheap drugs and the usual sister-boinking South-of-Georgia culture, and hopefully you can understand why I never want to return.

I was a teenager, and my father was stationed at MacDill AFB. While we were living there, a colonel from MacDill wanted to build a nice house in the suburbs, retire, and raise his family. His home was still under construction when they started burning crosses in his lawn. The next day after the first cross burning, the kids in my high school laughed and cheered about the cross burning and the fact that the colonel decided against moving into that neighborhood and probably lost a lot of money on that property.
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I can't wait for the topper.
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Not bad.
 
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