What did Pokemon Go do for you?

[ZiprHead]

[USER]Schrodinger's Outlaw[/USER]Pokemon Go is so awesome
Pokemon Go cured my gonorrhea

Pokémon Go gave me explosive diarrhea.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Pokemon Go got me a second mortgage at .2% APR.

 

[none]

Pokemon Go is so awesome
Pokemon Go made my telescope work better!

 

[Angry Floof]

It picked up my dry cleaning.

 

[ZiprHead]

Pokémon Go is awesome
I got a 20% discount on a set of Michelins

 

[Jayjay]

[USER]Schrodinger's Outlaw[/USER]Pokemon Go is so awesome
Pokemon Go cured my gonorrhea

Pokémon Go gave me explosive diarrhea.

You found Diarrhino? Lucky bastard!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Pokémon Go helped me be stallion in bed.

 

[ZiprHead]

Pokémon Go gave me explosive diarrhea.

You found Diarrhino? Lucky bastard!

 

[Keith&Co.]

What did Pokemon Go do for you?

Just found out it took away that bulky soul i wasn't getting much use out of. Now i can use the space for storage.

 

[ZiprHead]

Pokémon Go just tried to sell me vinyl windows.

 

[GenesisNemesis]

It picked up my dry cleaning.

It returned my video tapes.

 

[ZiprHead]

It picked up my dry cleaning.

It returned my video tapes.

To where, the last century?

 

[Achwienichtig]

Pokemon Go helped me drop two sizes in two days.

 

[Arctish]

Pokémon Go gave me a craft beer and a foot massage.

 

[ZiprHead]

Damn, that was a good character to find.

 

[thebeave]

Cured my toenail fungus.

 

[Jolly_Penguin]

What is this Pokemon Go all about? Does it turn yourself around? Isn't this Pokemon kinda Hokey?

 

[ZiprHead]

Pokémon Go almost got me shot in Florida.

 

[Underseer]

I don't personally get into Pokemon Go, but Pokemon Go helped me learn which of my friends are curmudgeons who get annoyed by the thought of other people having fun.

 

[Valjean]

The "dumb ass" game didn't work out too well for this fellow:
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/ma...bs-md-ci-pokemon-go-crash-20160719-story.html