Mass Lesbian Farm Infiltration Is Obama’s Best Scheme Yet

[ZiprHead]

Barack Obama is nearing the finish line of a presidency filled with accomplishments ranging from death panels to FEMA camps to the importation of Sharia law. Year eight is a natural time for Obama to unveil the most deviously brilliant plot of them all: mass lesbian infiltration of the agriculture sector. The Department of Agriculture has cleverly designed this scheme as an innocuous outreach summit to LGBT Americans living in rural areas. But Rush Limbaugh has exposed the administration’s true intentions, which are nothing less than a full-scale assault on the last bastion of red-state America.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/08/mass-lesbian-farm-infiltration-is-obamas-best-scheme-yet.html

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[Nice Squirrel]

http://www.advocate.com/business/2016/8/26/new-t-shirt-shows-solidarity-lesbian-farmers

 

[Elixir]

Damn. i thought this thread was going to tell me how to infiltrate the place where they farm lesbians.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

http://www.advocate.com/business/2016/8/26/new-t-shirt-shows-solidarity-lesbian-farmers

So how does one grow lesbians?

 

[Bomb#20]

Year eight is a natural time for Obama to unveil the most deviously brilliant plot of them all: mass lesbian infiltration of the agriculture sector.

What's the big deal? The infiltration hardly even qualifies as "mass". There are only 86,000 Lesbians in total; our rural regions could easily handle that many. Besides, Lesbians make excellent farmers. The economy of Lesbos is essentially agricultural in nature, with olive oil being the main source of income.

 

[Metaphor]

Year eight is a natural time for Obama to unveil the most deviously brilliant plot of them all: mass lesbian infiltration of the agriculture sector.

What's the big deal? The infiltration hardly even qualifies as "mass". There are only 86,000 Lesbians in total; our rural regions could easily handle that many. Besides, Lesbians make excellent farmers. The economy of Lesbos is essentially agricultural in nature, with olive oil being the main source of income.

I do like the occasional reminder that this once happened.