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fast said:
gmbteach said:
Say something insulting to the room. That would make it cross!

What is the best insult for the next person to give?
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Something that brings humor and laughter. In order to be in the running for being the best, it has to defy the philosophical mind set that there is no good (or even better) insult while qualifying as a defacto insult. It might take a clever conscientious shrewd person to pull it off.

What year wine would you choose before execution?
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Depends on my mood...I could complain about how nobody ever loved me growing up or that life is a lot harder than people ever told me, or how about I whine about my downstairs neighbors since presumably the executioner would be the only one to not have heard it yet.

Are they still "Last words" if they're followed up with "YZHZHZHZHZHZHZHGHLBGHHHHH!"
 
LordKiran said:
fast said:
Something that brings humor and laughter. In order to be in the running for being the best, it has to defy the philosophical mind set that there is no good (or even better) insult while qualifying as a defacto insult. It might take a clever conscientious shrewd person to pull it off.

What year wine would you choose before execution?
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Depends on my mood...I could complain about how nobody ever loved me growing up or that life is a lot harder than people ever told me, or how about I whine about my downstairs neighbors since presumably the executioner would be the only one to not have heard it yet.

Are they still "Last words" if they're followed up with "YZHZHZHZHZHZHZHGHLBGHHHHH!"
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That depends on how you define "last words." I make lots of sometimes involuntary noises that I wouldn't call "words," but it's always possible that they are the most insulting thing I could say to some alien species in another dimension. Perhaps it will be me that ignites the interdimensional war that destroys two universes.

I'm heading out to San Francisco on business in a few weeks. What kind of flower do I need to wear in my hair?
 
Atheos said:
Keith&Co. said:
Who took my muffin?
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<Brushing crumbs from beard> I don't know, I didn't see a muffin. I suspect Gaynor took it.

My house isn't built of bricks. Do I need to get big bad wolf insurance added to my homeowner's policy?
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Lol, no, but I'd add extra to your umbrella policy if there's no specific wild-life options.

Why must love be so different for each?
 
fast said:
gmbteach said:
It's a nut from Keith&Cos muffin. :)

Why do people put nuts in food?
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Who so shall ever puttith a nut receivith a brown bolt (fast 5:12)

Why do I keep wanting to write a question regarding time?
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Because you know it may be a waste of time?

Is asking such questions a waste of time? And can one ask more than one question?
 
Elixir said:
Will psychedelic drugs make a comeback?
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Since November 8 of last year I've been assuming they already have. It's simply not possible that this is reality.

Why doesn't Chevrolet make a Cruze with a light colored leather interior?
 
Atheos said:
ZiprHead said:
Ginger or Maryanne?
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Seriously? Maryanne, and it isn't even close.

What is it about fences that make grass grow so much greener on the other side of them?
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It's more to do with certain people and what side of the fence they're on. If one is a person of a certain kind, it's the grass that will be greener on the other side, but not because of the fence but rather the side of the fence the person is on.

How many licks does it take to get to the center?
 
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