Caption Contest

[KeepTalking]

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It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around
He's an outlaw loose and running came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

 

[Mageth]

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

 

[Veritass]

They called him Irving, big dumb Irving,
the hundred-and-forty-second fastest gun in the West.
A hundred-and-forty-one were faster than he,
but Irving was looking for one-forty-three...

 

[Thomas II]

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I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .84 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

 

[gmbteach]

Chief Big gun on his trusty steed.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Ya, laugh it up ... but how many planes did you shoot down today, you useless Western pig?

 

[angelo]

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Yea I know what you're thinking punk. "has he fired 5 or 6 shots". The thing you have to ask yourself, do I feel lucky, well do ya punk??

 

[Celldweller]

They called him Irving, big dumb Irving,
the hundred-and-forty-second fastest gun in the West.
A hundred-and-forty-one were faster than he,
but Irving was looking for one-forty-three...

So many great posts but I'm callingWINNER with this one. Take us away Veritass!

 

[Veritass]

OK, try something like this...

 

[Keith&Co.]

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When Shelley's weak stomach caused her to show weakness in front of the club patrons, her sisters got her to the curb, where they tried to estimate if selling her to a pimp would allow the sorority to gain sufficient face in the clubbing community.

 

[Keith&Co.]

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Tracey did not enjoy the Club ride at Disney. Minnie Mouse was wearing the same dress, Mickey copped a feel during the dance, and none of her friends held her hair after drinking the Sangria out of Miss Potts.

 

[gmbteach]

I keep telling you, that's NOT how you do the Heimlich.....

 

[angelo]

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I've told her a million times that when she gives head she has to swallow fast before she gets to taste it.

 

[Veritass]

The winner is Keith&Co; I loved the extra bit about drinking Sangria out of Mrs. Potts.

 

[Thomas II]

Dude,they don't let me rep you again so soon, but this was pretty awesome...

Tracey did not enjoy the Club ride at Disney. Minnie Mouse was wearing the same dress, Mickey copped a feel during the dance, and none of her friends held her hair after drinking the Sangria out of Miss Potts.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Thanks ,thanks. But does anyone else think that the woman behind the blonde's shoulder looks like Fergie?

So:

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks ,thanks. But does anyone else think that the woman behind the blonde's shoulder looks like Fergie?

So:

Director shakes head and yells: CUT!! you are out of sync AGAIN!! Now listen up, on MY count of three twirl your head!

 

[Hickdive]

...But does anyone else think that the woman behind the blonde's shoulder looks like Fergie?

I thought so too.

 

[Hickdive]

That dirty bastard photographer has given me crabs!

 

[Turambar]

Valeria and Irina may be fashion models, but the photo-shoot session with the jet engine blaring at full throttle to their right proved they were also fucking badass marine-tough.