Preacher teaches his congregation how to avoid “foo-foo fruit loop” gay waiters

[Potoooooooo]

https://www.queerty.com/preacher-teaches-congregation-avoid-foo-foo-fruit-loop-gay-waiters-20171215
Speaking to his congregation, Rev Fannin said:

“If I ever go to a restaurant and you sit down, and then here comes this flaming foo-foo fruit loop, right? And you’re like, ‘Oh great. I’m here to have date night, enjoy some time with my wife, and I can’t… because of the lisps, I can’t even, you know.’

My recommendation — if you don’t just get up and leave — my recommendation is just don’t order anything. ‘Well, here, let me get you a drink.’ No, just wait. Just wait. And you sit there patiently and you look around, and you will find a lady that looks like a mom, that looks like a very diligent worker.

You will find somebody that you notice that’s busy, that’s doing stuff. You say, ‘Yeah, that’s the one right there!’ You walk up to them and you say, ‘Hey, what’s your name? Have we had you before? Can we get you over here?’… I guarantee you it always works… Then you can enjoy your dinner and, hey, you better tip her well! Let that foo-foo know what he missed out on, okay? That’s how you avoid a gay waiter.”

 

[ruby sparks]

Can someone just get away with that sort of overtly bigoted discrimination, out loud? What a sad wanker. And supposedly on other occasions he is someone preaching about loving one's neighbour.

Not beyond applauding mass murder (at a gay nightclub) either, apparently (from the OP article):

" this is the same guy who celebrated the Pulse massacre, saying, 'the earth is a little bit better place now.' "

(though on checking that appears to have been a different pastor from the same church who said that).

Not even capable of articulate speech. Starts with, "If I ever go to a restaurant and you sit down'.

 

[Potoooooooo]

Can someone just get away with that sort of overtly bigoted discrimination, out loud? What a wanker.

In Jacksonville, Florida (which is the town this preacher live in & unfortunately I live in as well) absolutely!

 

[ideologyhunter]

Well, we have a restaurant in my town with real-life uppity full-Bible whacko waiters (they have made it very plain when I brought in freethought books to read at breakfast -- one in particular called Nonsense from the Bible caused a sharp intake of breath and a dramatic scowl from my server) -- even the fuckin' busboy has a 'God bless you' -- and you know what, Rev Fannin? I go there and ignore them, because I'm not a fool.

 

[James Brown]

When you're no longer allowed to burn certain people at the stake, you've got to come up with some other form of Virtue Signalling, letting your tribe know that you think what certain people do is icky so that your tribe will applaud your bold stand against perceived evil actions.

 

[T.G.G. Moogly]

When you're no longer allowed to burn certain people at the stake, you've got to come up with some other form of Virtue Signalling, letting your tribe know that you think what certain people do is icky so that your tribe will applaud your bold stand against perceived evil actions.

I wonder if this guy ever reflects on his hate and how destructive it is.

 

[sharon45]

When you're no longer allowed to burn certain people at the stake, you've got to come up with some other form of Virtue Signalling, letting your tribe know that you think what certain people do is icky so that your tribe will applaud your bold stand against perceived evil actions.

I wonder if this guy ever reflects on his hate and how destructive it is.

He just thinks that he is doing what his god wants. Many right-wingers thought that Rev. Wright was preaching hate on his own about America when he was only reading from the Bible.

 

[RavenSky]

If this is the type of restaurant where the waiter is a "flaming foo-foo fruit loop" complete with lisps, that "lady that looks like a mom, that looks like a very diligent worker" is probably a lesbian, so go suck on that lemon Fannin.

P.S. What does a "foo-foo fruit loop" look like, anyway?

 

[J842P]

Wait, are y'all saying Christians hate the gays? Shocking!

 

[fast]

Never mind

 

[Keith&Co.]

Unless the waiter is sticking his stink-finger into my soup, I can't see how his sexuality matters to me. I mean, I'm out on a date night with my wife. I'm paying attention to HER, and maybe to the TV if there's one in sight.

I tend to imagine that the staff has covered for each other a time or two, also. So discriminating against one has a good chance of getting another to spit in your food...

 

[funinspace]

Courtesy of Portland's Voodoo Doughnuts

P.S. What does a "foo-foo fruit loop" look like, anyway?

Maybe like this? Of course the Cock-n-balls is a bit less than a PG rating...

 

[RavenSky]

P.S. What does a "foo-foo fruit loop" look like, anyway?

Maybe like this? Of course the Cock-n-balls is a bit less than a PG rating...
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[humbleman]

Unless the waiter is sticking his stink-finger into my soup, I can't see how his sexuality matters to me. I mean, I'm out on a date night with my wife. I'm paying attention to HER, and maybe to the TV if there's one in sight.

I tend to imagine that the staff has covered for each other a time or two, also. So discriminating against one has a good chance of getting another to spit in your food...

I'm not sure if you are completely right.

You see, one of the sexual acts homosexuals do is licking the anus of the another. It happens that this action might cause the acquiring of hepatitis.

Now well, if the infected with hepatitis doesn't get medical attention, then he might be spreading around this disease to others. There are types of hepatitis, and one of them is contagious by "touch". An infected person touches the silverware and gives it to you, and you are exposed to acquire that type of hepatitis when you receive the silverware in your hand.

I'm not claiming that this is a possible epidemic or whatever.

The point is that it is known that homosexuals when having sex acquire several diseases, and many of them contagious by touch or just by saliva when they talk to you and their little drops of saliva hits your food.

Suggesting to avoid a person who has sexual acts which are known to produce several diseases is a better "preaching" over avoiding the person just because is a sodomite. Of course, when religion is implied, the doctrine teaches that God considers homosexuality an abomination.

A follower of God is religiously doing the right thing by following and imitating his god.

 

[beero1000]

Unless the waiter is sticking his stink-finger into my soup, I can't see how his sexuality matters to me. I mean, I'm out on a date night with my wife. I'm paying attention to HER, and maybe to the TV if there's one in sight.

I tend to imagine that the staff has covered for each other a time or two, also. So discriminating against one has a good chance of getting another to spit in your food...

I'm not sure if you are completely right.

You see, one of the sexual acts homosexuals do is licking the anus of the another. It happens that this action might cause the acquiring of hepatitis.

Now well, if the infected with hepatitis doesn't get medical attention, then he might be spreading around this disease to others. There are types of hepatitis, and one of them is contagious by "touch". An infected person touches the silverware and gives it to you, and you are exposed to acquire that type of hepatitis when you receive the silverware in your hand.

I'm not claiming that this is a possible epidemic or whatever.

The point is that it is known that homosexuals when having sex acquire several diseases, and many of them contagious by touch or just by saliva when they talk to you and their little drops of saliva hits your food.

Suggesting to avoid a person who has sexual acts which are known to produce several diseases is a better "preaching" over avoiding the person just because is a sodomite. Of course, when religion is implied, the doctrine teaches that God considers homosexuality an abomination.

A follower of God is religiously doing the right thing by following and imitating his god.

Are you speaking from experience?

 

[humbleman]

Unless the waiter is sticking his stink-finger into my soup, I can't see how his sexuality matters to me. I mean, I'm out on a date night with my wife. I'm paying attention to HER, and maybe to the TV if there's one in sight.

I tend to imagine that the staff has covered for each other a time or two, also. So discriminating against one has a good chance of getting another to spit in your food...

I'm not sure if you are completely right.

You see, one of the sexual acts homosexuals do is licking the anus of the another. It happens that this action might cause the acquiring of hepatitis.

Now well, if the infected with hepatitis doesn't get medical attention, then he might be spreading around this disease to others. There are types of hepatitis, and one of them is contagious by "touch". An infected person touches the silverware and gives it to you, and you are exposed to acquire that type of hepatitis when you receive the silverware in your hand.

I'm not claiming that this is a possible epidemic or whatever.

The point is that it is known that homosexuals when having sex acquire several diseases, and many of them contagious by touch or just by saliva when they talk to you and their little drops of saliva hits your food.

Suggesting to avoid a person who has sexual acts which are known to produce several diseases is a better "preaching" over avoiding the person just because is a sodomite. Of course, when religion is implied, the doctrine teaches that God considers homosexuality an abomination.

A follower of God is religiously doing the right thing by following and imitating his god.

Are you speaking from experience?

I read a lot.

 

[beero1000]

Are you speaking from experience?

I read a lot.

Kinky.

 

[T.G.G. Moogly]

Are you speaking from experience?

I read a lot.

I've heard it said that we are what we read.

 

[RavenSky]

Unless the waiter is sticking his stink-finger into my soup, I can't see how his sexuality matters to me. I mean, I'm out on a date night with my wife. I'm paying attention to HER, and maybe to the TV if there's one in sight.

I tend to imagine that the staff has covered for each other a time or two, also. So discriminating against one has a good chance of getting another to spit in your food...

I'm not sure if you are completely right.

You see, one of the sexual acts homosexuals do is licking the anus of the another. It happens that this action might cause the acquiring of hepatitis.

Now well, if the infected with hepatitis doesn't get medical attention, then he might be spreading around this disease to others. There are types of hepatitis, and one of them is contagious by "touch". An infected person touches the silverware and gives it to you, and you are exposed to acquire that type of hepatitis when you receive the silverware in your hand.

I'm not claiming that this is a possible epidemic or whatever.

beyond not being an epidemic, this is the most asinine justification for obnoxious religious bigotry I have ever had the misfortune of reading

Overall incidence of hepatitis is at an all-time low for types A & B. Type C has increased to a 5 year high since 2010, but that is due to drug use, specifically the opioid epidemic.

Your *reason* is nonsense.

The point is that it is known that homosexuals when having sex acquire several diseases, and many of them contagious by touch or just by saliva when they talk to you and their little drops of saliva hits your food.

Horseshit

Suggesting to avoid a person who has sexual acts which are known to produce several diseases is a better "preaching" over avoiding the person just because is a sodomite.

Suggesting to avoid a person for fake, made-up horseshit is worse than avoiding the person due to your religious biogotry

 

[humbleman]

Are you speaking from experience?

I read a lot.

I've heard it said that we are what we read.

I have heard that you read cartoons.