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Iceberg Expert: There is an iceberg.
Trump: Look, there may be an iceberg, there may not be an iceberg.
Iceberg Expert: Hitting the iceberg is inevitable.
Trump: *bans ship travel in the Pacific*
Trump: All the criticism about my lack of action on the iceberg from the left-wing is a hoax.
*hit the iceberg*
Trump: There is an iceberg but there won't be much damage. It'll be like magic and go away.
Iceberg Expert: The damage could be catastrophic. We are looking at maybe a total loss of life or about 2,200 people.
Trump: We don't need to evacuate.
Trump: We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and we have the best lifeboats. Thousands of them.
Trump: Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg.
Trump: Look, the lifeboats are our lifeboats. Passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.
Trump: This will be the greatest rescue effort in history.
Iceberg Expert: *glub*
Trump: Only 1,500 dead, that's a moral victory!
 
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