Recent content by Hickdive

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It's whales. Obvious really, since large-scale whaling was banned the number of whales in the oceans has increased thereby displacing more water and causing sea levels to rise. We need an immediate end to the ban and to return to using whale oil for most of our lubrication needs.

Fixed it for you. Seriously though, there is no mystery. The weather is the British Isles is reliably poor and that is the reason we're all so pallid. You don't need a big experiment - simply observe that Ireland in the period suggested was not nearly as industrial as the rest of Britain and...

His obituary will have the pages stuck together in tribute.

If someone threatens you with a nuclear attack then the obvious response is to point out that you will inflict as much damage and more on them in retaliation. That is the essence of deterrence and, although Trump isn't expressing it very well, he is simply re-hashing old war rhetoric...

If there's one thing that can be guaranteed in a British seaside town, it is disappointment.

Chances of President-elect Trump not knowing about his pick for NSA speaking to the Russians about diplomatic relations? Roughly nil. Chances of proving Trump was aware of the matter? Roughly nil. Chances of impeaching Trump on this issue? Considerably less than nil. Trump is a guy who is...

Aha the page number of the beast!

"Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly? Throw me a bone here!"

Pence is Trump's insurance policy. Sure, people are crazy enough to elect Trump but there's no-one on the planet crazy enough to assassinate him and put Pence in the Whitehouse.

Winner!

Here you go;

Initiation into the Hokey Cokey tribe.

One of you in this room IS the murderer. Allow me to explain...

Blame? Americans have elected a misogynist, racist, bigoted, halfwit because most Americans are misogynist, racist, bigoted, halfwits. Nothing more complex than that. You can blame the media, the pollsters, the democratic party, Clinton etc etc etc all you want but you won't address the...