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"The bullshit is pretty thick in the Oval Office these days. We had to install this ante room. I just refuse to go in there."
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Guy on left.
"The bullshit is pretty thick in the Oval Office these days. We had to install this ante room. I just refuse to go in there."
Jimmy Higgins
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Ivanka Trump's solution to global warming.
By 2050, Miami was under 6 inches of water, and it was easy to tell who didn't have money....
Thomas II
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More than 24 hours...
WINNERS are ZiprHead and Elixir
Take it away!
WINNERS are ZiprHead and Elixir
Take it away!
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I came from where? The Cabbage Patch? No Way!
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Mommy, you and Daddy are seriously fucked up if you think I'm gonna let you read this shit to me!
Mommy, you and Daddy are seriously fucked up if you think I'm gonna let you read this shit to me!
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Turns out Harper Lee got it all wrong -- Scout wasn't born reading The Mobile Register after all.
Turns out Harper Lee got it all wrong -- Scout wasn't born reading The Mobile Register after all.
Atheos
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Lifelong Eagles fans, Bob and Mary decided to go all out to test the premise "The Greeks Don't Want No Freaks." They started out with a nursery containing no furniture or toys and ... well, there were the baby books and assorted other non-conventional child-rearing techniques.
17 years later, when little Brumblezarf went off to college and successfully pledged Lambda Chi Alpha, Bob and Mary began questioning other life choices they had made based on Eagles hits. They stopped driving in the fast lane, quit betting on the queen of hearts and discovered that they could, indeed, check out and leave the Hotel California.
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Angelo wins it. Take it away, A!
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How about this one?
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Gene Simmons' original form before satan turned him to a rockstar.
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When the cat gives me the bird I reply thusly.
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When mom said "Keep it up and your face will get stuck that way," I thought she was joking.
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Okay, fine, I give up already, I'll let you enter the World's Ugliest Dog Contest!
Okay, fine, I give up already, I'll let you enter the World's Ugliest Dog Contest!
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When mom said "Keep it up and your face will get stuck that way," I thought she was joking.
Take it away Atheos.
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Aha the page number of the beast!
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Noticed that myself Hickdive. EAC and all.
In honor of the occasion I submit the following:
In honor of the occasion I submit the following:
