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So i woke up this morning to read that the holiday season is in jeopardy, with huge tariffs right in time for holiday season, and right in time to fuck me over specifically.

That's right, I have a 45000 shipment coming and imagine that, I don't have another 45000 dollars to spend on it all of a sudden!

This whole thing is trash, and just in time for the most economically significant time in the US.
 
ideologyhunter said:
Nobody needs 30 dolls. Just get 3 or 4 dolls. And be sure to use $Trumpmoney. It's the patriotic way.
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"Dolls"

What about diapers? What about toilet paper?

Are you ready for the price of goods to more than double overnight?

I know it's sarcasm, but I'm legit freaking out.
 
Elixir said:
ideologyhunter said:
If things get that bad, Trump will be cooked.
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Wishful thinking.
The trance is such that Orange Jebus will simply tell them they’re better off than four years ago and they will believe it.
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But the people refused to listen to Samuel.

"No!" they demanded. "We want a king to rule over us. Then we will be just like all the other nations. Our king will judge us and go out before us and fight our battles."

It's a tale at least that old.
 
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Seriously, Trump has ruined Christmas this year.

He is the Anti-Christmas.

Someone needs to Photoshop him with his head like from South Park, with 3 upside down candy canes (you know the ones) taped to the front of a MAGA Christmas hat with horns, and a bloody burlap sack full of kids (a head cropped from one of the pictures of people he has actually victimized, with enough of their faces blurred; there was a pic released recently with a picture of him with suspiciously young people around a pool, I think?) and krampus wings.

His head is animated "South Park style" saying "Tariffs +100%" and the captions are: Trump, the real Anti-Christmas.
 
Never been that important to me as a holiday. I always just wanted either video games or books, and I can get both any time anyway. Also finding the right gifts is stressful. And I don't have a reason to celebrate it with my immediate family.
 
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Jarhyn said:
So i woke up this morning to read that the holiday season is in jeopardy, with huge tariffs right in time for holiday season, and right in time to fuck me over specifically.

That's right, I have a 45000 shipment coming and imagine that, I don't have another 45000 dollars to spend on it all of a sudden!

This whole thing is trash, and just in time for the most economically significant time in the US.
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According to the current economic strategy in force, China has to pay the $45k, which seems like a disincentive. The persons you need to talk to are your Senator and Representative.

When an incredibly stupid person, or a large group of them is in charge, sometimes the only course is to let them have their way and try to salvage something from the debris.
 
scombrid said:
ideologyhunter said:
If things get that bad, Trump will be cooked.
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No he won’t.
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Prognosticating on U.S. politics is always a game of chance, but not even our infant Pres is immune, and remember, I responded to a hypothetical where prices would double from where they were when he took office. If he loses the House next year, he's under scrutiny again. And his numbers are shit. Overall approval, low forties. On specifics:
Disapproval of armed forces used for "law enforcement": 58%
Release the Epstein files: 75%
Disapproval of Trump's tariffs: 61%
Disapproval of Trump's handling of economy, overall: 55%
Trump/GOP to blame for shutdown: 47% (vs. 30% blaming Dems)
 
ideologyhunter said:
If he loses the House next year, he's under scrutiny again
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Huge “if”.
Trump - or at least his handlers - know they must not under ANY circumstances “lose” the House next year.
Between now and the election, the full power and force of every resource available to the US government will be brought to bear against the Democratic insurrectionist traitors.
Bet on the insurrection act being invoked if polls still have them underwater by midsummer next year, or maybe sooner.
 
Elixir said:
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Ugh. I'm picturing the salmon loaf my mom made in the 60s. Not one of her masterpieces.
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Probably couldn’t tell it apart from boiled trump rump.
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Depends... Does it come with the standard boiled Trump rump marinade?

Edit: oh, I wasn't even going for the shitty diaper joke, just the gross butt joke, but I see it now.
 
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Jarhyn said:
So i woke up this morning to read that the holiday season is in jeopardy, with huge tariffs right in time for holiday season, and right in time to fuck me over specifically.

That's right, I have a 45000 shipment coming and imagine that, I don't have another 45000 dollars to spend on it all of a sudden!

This whole thing is trash, and just in time for the most economically significant time in the US.
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Have you looked at Dollar Tree?

We have a crazy man as president. What else is new?
 
Jarhyn said:
That's right, I have a 45000 shipment coming
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It's not my business, but what did you buy $45,000 worth of in this business climate? Imported, apparently from China.

I'm having trouble working up any more sympathy for you than I have for Walmart.
Tom
 
TomC said:
Jarhyn said:
That's right, I have a 45000 shipment coming
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It's not my business, but what did you buy $45,000 worth of in this business climate? Imported, apparently from China.

I'm having trouble working up any more sympathy for you than I have for Walmart.
Tom
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My husband and I own an apparel (lingerie, mostly) brand for a specific kink community. It's small, but the folks involved in it tend to make regular purchases, and tend towards being wealthy STEM types, both reliable spenders and generally friendly people.

This was supposed to be 6 months of inventory, and now it's going to be sitting in storage until Trump chickens out rather than selling for Christmas season.

Christmas season historically sees bigger players sold out, and even smaller players are known to sell out quickly this time of year.

Imagine that, I own a small business. Or rather my husband does and I'm his husband and do most of the logistics work and illustration work for product designs.

But at the end of the day, it's not your place to understand or say that people have no right to enjoy some horny consumerism from time to time, and I get to make some money for bringing that horny consumerism to them. Not to mention I am also a horny consumer.
 
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