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Post #351. And now, here is Michael Cohen, to read the full text.

1- Controlled substance search must involve searching under the comb-over...or removing it entirely, if... 2- Cavity search not required unless staff is fully briefed and offered supplemental hazardous risk pay. 3- After the next gag order violation, Trump must be transported to rallies while...

How do you handle a gorilla with 3 balls?

Oh, great answer. Except that you completely avoided answering the question I posed. And yes, since Trump was an unindicted co-conspirator in Cohen's charging docs, it was unfinished business. So again, Cohen was sent up on, among other charges, specific crimes that the Orange One is now...

Lindsey Graham has the most wisdom to bear on all this: "If you want to make America great again, tell Donald Trump to go to hell." Of course, that was 8 years ago, before ol' Lins FedExed his balls to Palm Beach.

Also the 14 violations of the gag order...the fact that Cohen did real prison time on 3 of the same indictments. I wonder if Merchan could or should cite what actual sentences have entailed for similar defendants (besides Cohen) with this many guilty verdicts. No matter what he says, our Repub...

Twenty-two words: Was it a banana republic when Michael Cohen was convicted and did time for three of the same crimes that Trump committed?

You must remember...this man was forced to sit in an icebox for six weeks. He could barely move. He was clearly suffering from hypothermia. Try sitting in shirt sleeves in Antarctica and delivering remarks in a normal voice. I'm surprised that his jaws didn't freeze together. Trump prevailed...

This guy won't flush easy, that's for sure. Keep pushing the handle.

Yes, and its god is..............DARWAHN THE DESTROYER.

Brian Kilmeade: A question for Mr. Trump. You have been most combative toward your opponent, Gov. Reagan, this evening. Can you, though, tell us something positive about him? Trump: No. No positives. He's a pushover. Says he'll cut taxes plus build up the military plus balance the budget...

As for the number of "known" deities, I used to use the figure of 7,000 to 8,000. Just now a simple google search brought up a figure of 18,000. So, it's in the thousands. Purposes? Whole shelves of books on that one. And the purposes change over time, as man learns more and customizes his...

Jon's internist tells him he has, at best, about six months left. Jon is appalled. He says, "This is crazy. I gotta have a second opinion. There's gotta be some treatment for this." The doctor says, "You can do that, but these x-rays don't lie. I shared these with my colleagues. They all...

Twelve frat boys are drinking beer and shooting the shit. Cory says, "You know, I heard in sociology class that out of every 12 guys, one is gay." They all look at each other and finally Jim says, "Well, I hope it's Ben, 'cause he's so cute."

(Not sure about copyright so I won't import it, but...) Google schwing Jesus. Select images. OMG.

Tonto takes the Lone Ranger on a buffalo hunt, but they haven't seen shit. The Lone Ranger says, "I thought you said you could find a herd no matter how far away it was." Tonto says, "Tonto find out. Tonto put ear to ground." He gets off his horse, crouches low to the ground, and listens...

The rich would own all the houses built along the light/dark dividing line, and they'd be called Linies. The super-rich would own mansions that actually straddled the line -- the 1% Linies. Everyone else would either be charred and poor (Burnt Vermin) or pale and poor (Ghost Vermin). Tropical...

I think it was Billy Graham or somebody who said, "With God all things are possible. That's because you can make up any shit about Him that you please."

He was in friggin New Jersey when they came to Mar-a-Lardo to get back what he stole. But I suppose this is proof that Biden is senile. Aims for the fattest, most recognizeable liar in the country, and misses.

Bible Authority Central Office Processing Dept. Complaints, Queries, Dispensations Dear sir or madam: The Archbishop of the Levant and Anatolia delegates me to reply to your request. First, there is no "Need Answer Fast" term in Biblical Protocols. The answer to any question depends upon many...