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When there are differing versions of the same fact, this indicates that the fact is real, it did happen, but that it is remembered differently by different persons, and so the exact details are not certain.
So, ultimately it means that people MAKE SHIT UP to fill in missing details. Which means it's not possible to dependably filter out the made-up-shit from the facts.

That's if there were any facts to sort out in the first place. It may be that some parts of the gospels are historically accurate, but they'd be so mixed up with the mythical additions it'd be impossible to tell. Which is to be expected, as they weren't written with historicall accuracy in mind to begin with. They're written in, by and for a faith community for the instruction of the faithful in doctrine and belief, not for the purposes of giving a historical account (except to establish an "historical" Jesus in opposition to the "cosmological" Jesus some early Xian sects believed in).
 
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They also are not "exact details" which are not known, but rather some major events that would likely have been relayed by all the gospel writers, along with other writers of that time frame, if they had actually occurred.

http://infidels.org/library/modern/paul_carlson/nt_contradictions.html

For instance, the virgin birth, Herod's slaughter of the newborns, the finding of the empty tomb, etc., and many more.

It just reads more as a fictional story than any kind of reporting of actual events.

The book also includes *a talking snake.* Something to keep in mind.

Brian
 
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If anything, this is further evidence that the 4 sources are independent. If each one only copied the earlier source, they'd all have exactly the same wording.

Instead, each one knew of some "inscription" containing the phrase "the king of the Jews" but couldn't remember the exact wording, or had a different version from their source. When there are differing versions of the same fact, this indicates that the fact is real, it did happen, but that it is remembered differently by different persons, and so the exact details are not certain.

But if all the versions are exactly the same, it indicates that each one is copying the earlier version, so there's only one ultimate source for this fact, and that might be fictional, because this is the only source = lower probability. While multiple versions/sources = higher probability.

This would sound a lot less like bullshit if it weren't for the fact that the four gospels weren't written by witnesses, nor do they ever imply that any witnesses were involved as source material when these stories were written. Also when one recognizes that the later ones were working with a copy in-hand of the earlier one (GMark) the more reasonable explanation for differences are that they were made purposefully for whatever motivations drove the redactors to write their own version in the first place.

None of these are "eyewitness accounts." Presenting them in a context that implies they are is disingenuous at best.
 
The Jesus miracle legend has no normal explanation, as all the other miracle legends do.

Lumpenproletariat's argument begins with the premise that back in the period in question people did not write things down that weren't true.

If I ever gave that as a premise, I should be taken out and shot.

Obviously people wrote down stories about the gods and so on.

What people did not do was believe or record stories about recent miracle events, or believe in instant miracle-workers who suddenly popped up. Miracle claims were generally rejected by most people, just as they are today, but not ancient stories about the pagan deities. People believed the stories which had been handed down over many generations, and wrote about them, and also new stories about ancient miracle heroes.


That premise is immediately refuted by the existence of written examples of things that he finds inconvenient, such as the miracles of Roman Emperors, Simon Magus, etc.

There are virtually no instant miracle stories about Roman Emperors. But the Vespasian story is unusual, appearing in written accounts 50 or so years after the alleged event. But this is easily explained, as this was a famous celebrity hero who had millions of admirers, and a popular hero like this can easily become made into a legend in a short period. He was uniquely popular compared to the other emperors.

You can call him an "exception to the rule" of sorts, but very rare, and easily explained, such that the basic point holds true that there are not sudden miracle stories which pop up about a current hero figure, especially not about anyone of minor importance. The sudden appearance of miracle stories about Jesus are a jarring departure from the norm. There's nothing anywhere close as an analogy to this case.

There's also a Marcus Aurelius story about a supposed miracle on the battlefield. Battlefield miracle stories are common. These easily fit into a pattern. All the examples you can cite do fit into a very recognizable pattern of mythologizing. No pattern can explain the case of Jesus, which departs drastically from any norm.

The Simon Magus miracle stories are all from 100 years or longer after the alleged events reportedly happened. A long delay from the alleged event to the first written account fits the normal pattern.


So then Lumpenproletariat draws the first circle of his sharpshooter fallacy: All these other people spent years developing their fame. Jesus's ministry was too short for him to achieve the amount of fame necessary to have mythology written about him. This circle has been soundly refuted by the claims of the gospels themselves, which indicate that from the time he was born prophets and prophetesses were drawing attention to him;

No, only Luke says such a thing, not "the gospels" generally.

The closest to this is later when John the Baptist refers to Hebrew prophecy and identifies himself as the "voice in the wilderness" of Isaiah.

No critical scholars believe the Luke announcement to Mary and other details of the birth stories. If it's in one account only and fits into no pattern in common with the others, then the credibility is very low.

There is no basis for any historical claims about Jesus prior to his appearance in Galilee, or his appearance at the Jordan with John the Baptizer. There's no record of him prior to then.


. . . that at the age of 12 he was confounding Jewish leaders in the temple and saying that "He must be about his father's business" (which evidently included confounding Jewish leaders with his wisdom since that is the context in which this statement was made).

This is all from the same one source only, Luke, and has no confirmation in the other sources, which contain nothing resembling it. If there was any such real information about Jesus that early, we'd see some indication of it in the other gospels also. This is legend only.


The stories to which he appeals refute his premise that he just sat on his ass for 30 years then wowed everyone with 3 years of blockbuster miracles . . .

This is what all the evidence indicates (minus your loose language). Do you want to rely on the evidence, or do you just like pouncing on the legendary elements only?

. . . before disappearing into the clouds never to be seen again.

That this is all you can come up with only proves the point that Jesus had a short public career, maximum 3 years, before which he did no public activity and for which there is no information whatever. You have nothing to offer to contradict this.

Albert Schweitzer is a reliable authority on the Historical Jesus:

The "Life of Jesus" is limited to the last months of his existence on earth. . . .

About Jesus' earlier development we know nothing. All lies in the dark. Only this is sure: at his baptism the secret of his existence was disclosed to him,-- namely, that he was the one whom God had destined to be the Messiah. With this revelation he was complete, and underwent no further development.

The Mystery of the Kingdom of God, p. 253-254

Schweitzer's conclusions are based on an analysis of the ENTIRE gospel accounts, not hand-selecting out one or two uncharacteristic passages. It's reasonable to accept his thoughtful conclusions as against the shallowness of yours.


Lumpenproletariat has thus-far ignored this inconvenient blockage of his fantasy and gone on to fabricate an entire thing called "Normal Mythologizing." I can only assume he uses this term because he well-recognizes the similarities between his preferred myths and the myths in which it gestated.

You've been asked to cite the "similarities" many times, and you offer nothing but Justin Martyr as a source, who really gave no "similarities" in his Apology but strains to find them in an obvious effort to convince Romans to stop persecuting Christians, by trying to make them think that Christ-worshipers are similar to the pagan-god-worshipers. But you have never shown one similarity between Jesus and the pagan deities, or the Jesus miracles and the pagan miracle stories.


He draws more circles around his favorite myth, suggesting that "normal mythologizing" cannot happen within 40 years of the existence of the person around whom the myth is centered unless the person is famous.

Probably in ALL cases there is no mythologizing unless the myth hero had been a famous celebrity during his life. Which Jesus was not, making him the only exception to this "rule" which applies to all others. Name any example of someone who became mythologized but who had not been a high-profile famous celebrity in his lifetime.


He then ignores the fact that according to the best models we can put together Paul the Apostle spent at least 20 years making Jesus famous all over Asia Minor.

No he did not. However, let's assume Jesus became "famous" as a result of Paul (which is silly) -- even so, this was AFTER the lifetime of Jesus.

So get the "rule" straight: A mythologized hero must have been someone who was a famous celebrity DURING HIS LIFETIME, not AFTER he lived, 20 years later.

But, it's NOT true that Paul made Jesus famous during those years. There are 2 possibilities: Jesus did not become a famous celebrity until much later, perhaps 80-90 AD or even later; OR, Jesus had already become "famous" in oral reports only, but we have no way to check that.

And further, it is really bone-headed to think that the Greeks/gentiles that Paul contacted had never heard of Jesus before Paul came to them. There is no reason to think these gentiles would respond to anything Paul was saying unless they had already heard something of Jesus from earlier reports.

There's no way to explain why this gentile audience would respond to his preaching or his letters if they were hearing of Jesus for the first time, from Paul only. They would have thought he was a wacko. There must have already been some oral reports, or earlier written documents, so that his audience was already familiar with some of it, so they would know Paul wasn't just hallucinating.


His "But Jesus wasn't famous enough" argument takes flight.

Absolutely Jesus was NOT a famous celebrity in 30 AD, by the time of his death (except probably some local spread of the stories about him, if we assume he did perform the miracle acts and "his fame spread" as Mark and Matthew say). Saying Paul made him famous 20 years later is irrelevant, because this would still have been AFTER Jesus lived, not during his lifetime.


Unfortunately for his purposes this also negates the gospels commonly referred to as "Matthew," "Luke" and "John," as they would have been fabricated by people living in a milieu wherein this character was at least famous enough to have a book written about him.

Again, you're clumsily ignoring the "rule": The myth hero must have been a famous celebrity DURING HIS LIFETIME. This is the case for all myth heroes. Name one for whom this is not the case.

Obviously in the case of the pagan heroes -- Zeus, Apollo, Hercules, etc. -- we don't know about them personally, from historical accounts, of which there are none.

But for ALL myth heroes who originated from historical figures, whom we know about, it is a fact that they were all famous celebrities during their lifetimes:

Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Pompey the Great, Vespasian (and other emperors), St. Nicholas, St. Genevieve, St. Francis (and other famous "saints"), King Arthur and William Tell (if they did exist), American heroes like Daniel Boone etc., and so on -- all the mythic heroes you can name. They were all famous celebrities during their lifetimes.

We could add Moses, Achilles, King David, Romulus, Elijah, Krishna, Abraham, Gilgamesh, Zoroaster, Buddha, Noah -- if they existed as real persons they were all famous celebrities during their lifetime. Jesus is the only one who was not.


Lumpenproletariat then attempts to extricate his favorite fairy tale from similar examples of Joseph Smith et al, . . .

He was a notorious celebrity during his lifetime. He fits the same pattern. The notoriety and celebrity status is what leads to the mythologizing.


. . . by arguing that the Jesus miracles were attested by "curious onlookers" rather than direct disciples under the charismatic influence of the preacher. Even if we were to accept this ridiculous and unevidenced premise . . .

The evidence is from the only accounts we have of the events. They clearly imply that members of the crowd told others what happened, and also the victim who was cured. In 2 or 3 cases the accounts say this explicitly, that the one healed, or the onlookers told others. But in most cases it implies it without saying it explicitly. You can read the individual accounts and see clearly that this is the pattern reported.

But by contrast, ALL the Joseph Smith miracle stories originated from his direct disciples only, who had been influenced by the Prophet's charisma over a long time.

This distinction is based on the stories themselves which we have, in both cases.


. . . it would seem that this would exclude the vast majority of the Jesus miracles, as they are suspect for the same reason.

The evidence is that they were not from the direct disciples, whereas the evidence for the Joseph Smith miracle stories tells us that they are from his direct disciples only. The ones named were all his direct disciples. But the Jesus accounts imply that the victim healed was not a disciple, and that non-disciples who witnessed it reported it.

Of course you can suspect the sources of making up this fact in order to deceive later 20th-century debaters and provide material for the apologists. But there is nothing requiring us to assume that deceptive motivation of the gospel writers/editors.


Few if any of these miracles were performed in a vacuum where the people observing didn't have the opportunity to listen to the preaching of the guy and be influenced by his charisma.

In some cases it clearly implies that this was not so and that those who reported it were not his disciples or had not known of him prior to the event. Including the victim healed:

Mark 7

1 They came to the other side of the sea, to the country of the Ger'asenes. 2 And when he had come out of the boat, there met him out of the tombs a man with an unclean spirit, 3 who lived among the tombs; and no one could bind him any more, even with a chain; 4 for he had often been bound with fetters and chains, but the chains he wrenched apart, and the fetters he broke in pieces; and no one had the strength to subdue him.

It's obvious that this demoniac was not a disciple of Jesus, who only just arrived there at his location.

5 Night and day among the tombs and on the mountains he was always crying out, and bruising himself with stones. 6 And when he saw Jesus from afar, he ran and worshiped him; 7 and crying out with a loud voice, he said, "What have you to do with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I adjure you by God, do not torment me." 8 For he had said to him, "Come out of the man, you unclean spirit!" 9 And Jesus asked him, "What is your name?" He replied, "My name is Legion; for we are many." 10 And he begged him eagerly not to send them out of the country. 11 Now a great herd of swine was feeding there on the hillside; 12 and they begged him, "Send us to the swine, let us enter them." 13 So he gave them leave. And the unclean spirits came out, and entered the swine; and the herd, numbering about two thousand, rushed down the steep bank into the sea, and were drowned in the sea. 14 The herdsmen fled, and told it in the city and in the country. And people came to see what it was that had happened.

There's obviously much to be skeptical about in this story. Nevertheless, something of this story must have really happened, because it would make no sense for the later gospel writer/editor to totally make this up. There was some such encounter as this, and the "demons" perhaps were added to the original real event.

The important point here is that these people, herdsmen, etc. are obviously not disciples of Jesus.

15 And they came to Jesus, and saw the demoniac sitting there, clothed and in his right mind, the man who had had the legion; and they were afraid. 16 And those who had seen it told what had happened to the demoniac and to the swine.

These people reporting what had happened were not disciples of Jesus.

17 And they began to beg Jesus to depart from their neighborhood.

Obviously they are hostile to him, not his disciples, not attracted by his supposed charisma.

18 And as he was getting into the boat, the man who had been possessed with demons begged him that he might be with him. 19 But he refused, and said to him, "Go home to your friends, and tell them how much the Lord has done for you, and how he has had mercy on you." 20 And he went away and began to proclaim in the Decap'olis how much Jesus had done for him; and all men marveled.

Isn't it obvious that those reporting this miracle event were NOT his disciples?

21 And when Jesus had crossed again in the boat to the other side, a great crowd gathered about him; and he was beside the sea. 22 Then came one of the rulers of the synagogue, Ja'irus by name; and seeing him, he fell at his feet, 23 and besought him, saying, "My little daughter is at the point of death. Come and lay your hands on her, so that she may be made well, and live."

This one is less clear. But it's implied here that this synagogue official was not one of the disciples. Possibly you could say he was spellbound by the charisma of Jesus at this first encounter with him. But this is not typically how miracle stories originate. It is always a long-term follower of the guru who believes uncritically and makes claims to convert people, not someone like this who sees him for the first time.

24 And he went with him. And a great crowd followed him and thronged about him. 25 And there was a woman who had had a flow of blood for twelve years, 26 and who had suffered much under many physicians, and had spent all that she had, and was no better but rather grew worse. 27 She had heard the reports about Jesus, and came up behind him in the crowd and touched his garment.

It implies she knew of him only from reports about him, not from having been a disciple or attending his preachings over some time period. She believed because of the reports, not because of any supposed charisma of his.

28 For she said, "If I touch even his garments, I shall be made well." 29 And immediately the hemorrhage ceased; and she felt in her body that she was healed of her disease. 30 And Jesus, perceiving in himself that power had gone forth from him, immediately turned about in the crowd, and said, "Who touched my garments?" 31 And his disciples said to him, "You see the crowd pressing around you, and yet you say, 'Who touched me?'" 32 And he looked around to see who had done it. 33 But the woman, knowing what had been done to her, came in fear and trembling and fell down before him, and told him the whole truth. 34 And he said to her, "Daughter, your faith has made you well; go in peace, and be healed of your disease."

35 While he was still speaking, there came from the ruler's house some who said, "Your daughter is dead. Why trouble the Teacher any further?" 36 But ignoring what they said, Jesus said to the ruler of the synagogue, "Do not fear, only believe." 37 And he allowed no one to follow him except Peter and James and John the brother of James. 38 When they came to the house of the ruler of the synagogue, he saw a tumult, and people weeping and wailing loudly. 39 And when he had entered, he said to them, "Why do you make a tumult and weep? The child is not dead but sleeping." 40 And they laughed at him. But he put them all outside, and took the child's father and mother and those who were with him, and went in where the child was. 41 Taking her by the hand he said to her, "Tal'itha cu'mi"; which means, "Little girl, I say to you, arise." 42 And immediately the girl got up and walked (she was twelve years of age), and they were immediately overcome with amazement.

There's no indication in the last case of who spread the story. However, one thing clear in this case also is that the girl healed was not one of his disciples and hadn't experienced any supposed charisma of his. Virtually all the victims healed by Jesus were non-disciples.

Whereas for the JS miracle stories, all the ones healed were his direct disciples who had been influenced by his charisma over a long time.


Many of them explicitly describe scenes in which the only observer was Jesus himself or the apostles.

But not the healing miracle stories. Virtually all of them take place in the presence of non-disciples, and usually a large number of them.

Some of the other stories, such as calming the storm and the walking on water, originated from the disciples only. And so, in those cases, there is reason to be more skeptical.

Possibly there were some miracle stories that came from later legend-building. It makes sense that after the original miracle acts took place there would be more stories added which were fictional accounts. It's clear there were fictional stories added later, appearing in later "gospel" accounts in the 2nd and 3rd centuries, and such mythologizing may have begun in the 1st century also, maybe even in the original accounts.

The miracles in the Book of Acts may be fictional, based on later legend-building. But this later mythologizing makes no sense unless there was first a real person who demonstrated real miracle power, to which the later stories were added. I.e., the later mythologizing required an established figure to whom they could become attached.


How, indeed, does one observe Jesus performing miracles while being immune to being influenced by his charisma?

These were non-disciples who had not seen him before. In some cases the one healed was unconscious, so obviously was not influenced by his charisma. But also, these witnesses had not encountered him before this. Normally the devotees who report miracles done by their guru are long-time followers of him, not members of a crowd encountering him for the first time as in the case of these miracles by Jesus.


It would be like going to a Rolling Stones concert and casually observing the screaming women at the foot of the stage but being uninfluenced with the charisma of Mick Jagger.

But it's the long-term influence on the disciples which causes them to imagine that he performs miracle acts. The relation of the guru to the disciple is one of DOMINATION and manipulation, not in a momentary one-time event, but over a period of time.

Here are some descriptions of how charismatic leaders dominate their followers. The relationship between them is a long-term one, where the followers/disciples are under the influence of the leader over an extended time period. These dominated followers are the ones who promote the guru's image and help spread his crusade and yield to his authority. It requires time for him to establish this hold over them. (I added the bold type where the point is especially clear, but all the following descriptions depict the followers as part of a long-term process, not something which happened in only one day or one week.)

http://www.icsahome.com/articles/charismatic-leadership-csj-3-1
Today's cult leaders tend to use ritual and repetition to keep their followers in a state of mind receptive to suggestion. . . .

The change in personality that Theodore experienced is analogous to that observed today in young adults who become members of modem religious cults. The explanation given for their change applies equally well to Theodore. Two important forces are involved that lead to a third. "First a strong belief system is engendered, a raison d’etre, a seemingly coherent system of ideas and values. Second, and perhaps more importantly, is the rapid development of a sense of belonging, of commonality, of being an integral part of a group ... These two experiences -- believing and belonging -- serve to produce a third vital effect, a significant increase in the individual's self esteem. The result is a person with a strong sense of identity, feeling good about himself ... with a powerfully supportive group, and a shared ideology, affect and catharsis."

Weber, Tucker, and others have attempted to articulate the qualities of the charismatic leader. The subject studied usually possesses extraordinary personality traits that attract disciples and followers who accept his authority and/or leadership. He can sometimes inspire awe and reverence, and even, on occasion, love. The ability to arouse passionate devotion and enthusiasm can lead his followers to deny their bourgeois commitments to career, promotions, and Wary. Very often these leaders have established communal cooperative organizations rather than the more normative hierarchic structures. Authority is more frequently effected by a freely offered obedience, while leadership is sustained through intellectual and moral domination. The leader, too, is very cognizant of his hold upon his supporters, and he tries to maintain his personal attraction in a variety of ways, such as speeches, writings, and personal communication.


http://uregina.ca/~gingrich/o12f99.htm
That is, a power relation which is one of dominance involves the following

Voluntary compliance or obedience. Individuals are not forced to obey, but do so voluntarily.

Those who obey do so because they have an interest in so doing, or at least believe that they have such an interest.

Belief in the legitimacy of the actions of the dominant individual or group is likely (although this is defined by Weber as authority). That is, "the particular claim to legitimacy is to a significant degree and according to its type treated as ‘valid’" (Weber, p. 214).

Compliance or obedience is not haphazard or associated with a short-term social relationship, but is a sustained relationship of dominance and subordination so that regular patterns of inequality are established.

When dominance continues for a considerable period of time, it becomes a structured phenomenon, and the forms of dominance become the social structures of society. Temporary or transient types of power are not usually considered to be dominance. This definition of domination also eliminates those types of power that are based on sheer force, because force may not lead to acceptance of the dominant group or voluntary compliance with its orders. Situations of overt conflict and force are also relatively unusual. For example, Weber considers overt forms of class conflict and class struggle to be uncommon. While Weber’s definition of domination may be narrow, it is a useful way of examining relationships that do become structured. While employer-employee or other types of relationships characterized by domination and subordination often involve conflict, the use of force is not always, or is not normally, an aspect of these and subordinates do obey and implicitly accept this subordination.

A particular leader may have unusual characteristics that make him or her a leader. This may relate to a special gift of a leader, a particular style of speaking and acting, or extraordinary qualities. Ritzer notes "Although Weber did not deny that a charismatic leader may have outstanding characteristics, his sense of charisma was more dependent on the group of disciples and the way that they define the charismatic leader. To put Weber's position bluntly, if the disciples define a leader as charismatic, then he or she is likely to be a charismatic leader irrespective of whether he or she actually possesses any outstanding traits" (Ritzer, p. 134). Examples of charismatic leaders in recent Canadian history include Diefenbaker, Trudeau and Levesque. Cult leaders such as David Koresh or Jim Jones are examples on a smaller scale. . . .

The charismatic leader gains and maintains authority solely by proving his strength in life. If he wants to be a prophet, he must perform miracles; if he wants to be a war lord, he must perform heroic deeds. Above all, however, his divine mission must 'prove' itself in that those who faithfully surrender to him must fare well. If they do not fare well, he is obviously not the master sent by the gods.

A good example of the last kind of follower is Wilford Woodruff, who is the major source for the Joseph Smith miracle stories and who was the 4th LDS President (Smith was the first, Brigham Young the second President). He clearly did well for himself by his loyalty to the Founder-Prophet, fitting the above description of how a charismatic leader "proves" himself to the devotee who surrenders to him.

This is how the Joseph Smith miracle stories originated, but not those of Jesus in the gospel accounts. The public career of Jesus was far too short for him to become established as a dominating guru-charismatic who won followers like Wilford Woodruff to promote his crusade and provide miracle stories to enhance the guru's image.

The above quotes, and many others from websites on charismatic leaders, describe how these come to dominate their followers and get them to promote the guru's image and yield to his authority and believe anything he says and make him into a god. And it's clear that this domination is something that develops over a period of time -- not just a few days, definitely not a one-time event. It easily requires months and years for the dominating relation to develop.


Lumpenproletariat's arguments strain to walk the tight wire of his own construction.

Ultimately, buried under the massive weight of counter evidence composed of everything from ancient Egyptian, Assyrian, Roman, Greek, Chinese, Hindu and Jewish mythology all the way to the constant onslaught of hoaxes on Snopes.com, Joseph Smith, J.Z. Knight, Mohammad, Benny Hinn and others, . . .

None of these has any resemblance to the miracles of Jesus. You haven't quoted one myth from any of the above to show any similarity. You can rattle off a laundry list of names and cults and religions, throw in the kitchen sink, but it doesn't prove anything to just run these off. None of the above sheds any light on how the Jesus miracle stories were produced and published so soon after the alleged events contrary to all the patterns of ancient miracle stories. Nothing is explained or proved by just a list.


Lumpenprolariat is forced to create myopic constructs that deal with one of these at a time, hoping that we won't notice how they are refuted by one of the others, and ultimately bury his favorite fairy tale in an avalanche of fairy tales that run the entire gamut of everything he can hope for to find separation.

What is "refuted" by your avalanche of names? All those mythologies and legends and miracle claims are explained by the mythologizing process we see at work over and over throughout all the literature and the history. A popular celebrity hero becomes deified, usually over many generations, sometimes sooner, because of his charismatic influence over the followers. Or for the ancient pagan myths there are centuries of legend-building upon an earlier hero whose origin is unknown.

None of these explain how the Jesus miracle legend originated.


The only thing he's left with is overall popularity of his favorite myth, and even that is watered down by the fact that in order to make that claim he must gather hordes of disparate doctrines including those who believe in the virgin birth narratives (which he doesn't) as well as those who . . .

But why was there ONLY ONE myth figure who was seized upon by all these disparate doctrines? Why didn't they choose any other mythic figure as the symbol to attach their doctrines to? You never answer this question.

. . . believe in the more gnostic variants of christianity . . .

That there are added stories, legends, new versions or "variants" on the original events which happened about 30 AD only adds extra credibility to the original accounts of the miracle events, because the actual occurrence of these earlier events is what explains where all the later legend-building and new interpretations and versions came from.

The later versions, the gnostics, the "heresies" and new "gospels" appearing in the 2nd and 3rd centuries are various efforts to explain what happened earlier, and also many of them are groups which existed already in some form and saw the new Jesus legend as something they had to attach themselves to, because of his reputation as a miracle-worker which had credibility and so could not be ignored. If those events really happened, it is to be expected that many new interpretations and new cults and schools and doctrines would emerge to claim this miracle-worker.

. . . (which don't necessarily even include a physical Jesus).

But the gnostics still had Jesus appearing in physical form, or possessing an apparent physical body which people saw. They adopted the same Jesus story, but reinterpreted Jesus into something essentially spiritual, as though his physical form was an illusion or phantom which appeared as physical.

That ALL the new cults popping up from about 50 AD - 300 AD focused on this one miracle legend only and on no others is further evidence that something totally different than anything else occurred here which cannot be explained, which doesn't fit the normal patterns that all the other miracle legends fit. What is it that happened in this one case only which attracted all these new cults looking for a hero figure, but did not happen with any other cult figure or miracle hero, of which there were many, and yet which were all ignored by the new cults seeking a hero myth?

Why should they all choose this one Jesus of Galilee figure only, instead of choosing from among the many other cult heroes available to them?


His arguments are like a deer running after being shot through the lungs with an arrow. Dead and don't know it.

You can shoot the truth -- even kill it, but it never stops running.

Food for thought.
 
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This is all from the same one source only, Luke, and has no confirmation in the other sources, which contain nothing resembling it. If there was any such real information about Jesus that early, we'd see some indication of it in the other gospels also. This is legend only.
So there was no time in the 30-40 years between the supposed events and the writing of the gospels for myths or legends to build up ... except for the obviously mythical or legendary elements in the gospels. I see.



The stories to which he appeals refute his premise that he just sat on his ass for 30 years then wowed everyone with 3 years of blockbuster miracles . . .

This is what all the evidence indicates (minus your loose language). Do you want to rely on the evidence, or do you just like pouncing on the legendary elements only?
Again, no time for legends to build ... if you discount the legends. Got it.




Lumpenproletariat has thus-far ignored this inconvenient blockage of his fantasy and gone on to fabricate an entire thing called "Normal Mythologizing." I can only assume he uses this term because he well-recognizes the similarities between his preferred myths and the myths in which it gestated.

You've been asked to cite the "similarities" many times, and you offer nothing but Justin Martyr as a source, who really gave no "similarities" in his Apology but strains to find them in an obvious effort to convince Romans to stop persecuting Christians, by trying to make them think that Christ-worshipers are similar to the pagan-god-worshipers. But you have never shown one similarity between Jesus and the pagan deities, or the Jesus miracles and the pagan miracle stories.
How about the similarities between the Jesus "miracles"and previous Jewish "miracle" stories? Elisha feeding a multitude of 2,200 with 20 loaves and some ears of corn, and having baskets of food left over, for example. Or the same prophet raisng the son of the Shunemmite woman from the dead. Or healing the Syrian Naaman's leprosy. It's these that the Jesus "miracles" should be compared to, because that's the tradition the Jesus stories came out of, not the pagan tradition.




He draws more circles around his favorite myth, suggesting that "normal mythologizing" cannot happen within 40 years of the existence of the person around whom the myth is centered unless the person is famous.

Probably in ALL cases there is no mythologizing unless the myth hero had been a famous celebrity during his life. Which Jesus was not, making him the only exception to this "rule" which applies to all others. Name any example of someone who became mythologized but who had not been a high-profile famous celebrity in his lifetime.
According to the gospels, though, he was a celebrity in his lifetime, followed by huge crowds everywhere he went, his fame spreading throughout the region of Galilee (Mark 1:28), "all over (or as far as) Syria" ( Matthew 4:24). Or are those part of the legendary elements we're supposed to ignore because they couldn't possibly arise so soon?

He then ignores the fact that according to the best models we can put together Paul the Apostle spent at least 20 years making Jesus famous all over Asia Minor.



His "But Jesus wasn't famous enough" argument takes flight.

Absolutely Jesus was NOT a famous celebrity in 30 AD, by the time of his death (except probably some local spread of the stories about him, if we assume he did perform the miracle acts and "his fame spread" as Mark and Matthew say). Saying Paul made him famous 20 years later is irrelevant, because this would still have been AFTER Jesus lived, not during his lifetime.
Yes, because it's not like his fame spread all over Syria and he was followed by great multitudes wherever he went, is it? Well, according to the gospels, it is; it's precisely like that.




24 And he went with him. And a great crowd followed him and thronged about him. 25 And there was a woman who had had a flow of blood for twelve years, 26 and who had suffered much under many physicians, and had spent all that she had, and was no better but rather grew worse. 27 She had heard the reports about Jesus, and came up behind him in the crowd and touched his garment.

It implies she knew of him only from reports about him, not from having been a disciple or attending his preachings over some time period. She believed because of the reports, not because of any supposed charisma of his.
And where did those reports come from, regarding a man who was supposedly unknown in his lifetime?

28 For she said, "If I touch even his garments, I shall be made well." 29 And immediately the hemorrhage ceased; and she felt in her body that she was healed of her disease. 30 And Jesus, perceiving in himself that power had gone forth from him, immediately turned about in the crowd, and said, "Who touched my garments?" 31 And his disciples said to him, "You see the crowd pressing around you, and yet you say, 'Who touched me?'" 32 And he looked around to see who had done it. 33 But the woman, knowing what had been done to her, came in fear and trembling and fell down before him, and told him the whole truth. 34 And he said to her, "Daughter, your faith has made you well; go in peace, and be healed of your disease."

35 While he was still speaking, there came from the ruler's house some who said, "Your daughter is dead. Why trouble the Teacher any further?" 36 But ignoring what they said, Jesus said to the ruler of the synagogue, "Do not fear, only believe." 37 And he allowed no one to follow him except Peter and James and John the brother of James. 38 When they came to the house of the ruler of the synagogue, he saw a tumult, and people weeping and wailing loudly. 39 And when he had entered, he said to them, "Why do you make a tumult and weep? The child is not dead but sleeping." 40 And they laughed at him. But he put them all outside, and took the child's father and mother and those who were with him, and went in where the child was. 41 Taking her by the hand he said to her, "Tal'itha cu'mi"; which means, "Little girl, I say to you, arise." 42 And immediately the girl got up and walked (she was twelve years of age), and they were immediately overcome with amazement.

I notice you've snipped off the beginning of the passage, where it is indicated that the woman had been hemorrhaging for 12 years, coincidentally the age of the revived girl. It's little parallels like this "coincidence" that indicate that what we're dealing with here is myth, not fact.
 
Could the case be made that some mythologizing took place before the onset of Jesus?

Imagine groups of Jewish mysticists gradually accreting supernatural elements around the prophesied Messiah over the course of decades. "Someday a man will come and save us from all this. He'll have to have magic powers to do so, probably. Maybe he even had a hand in creation, who's to say?"

Later, an intinerant preacher comes along and coyly suggests that he might be the Messiah. People either go all-in with that, or adopt a wait-and-see attitude, depending on temperament.

The preacher finally pisses off the wrong people and is killed for insubordination, which should have ended his Messianic candidacy right there. Except that some people didn't want to let it go. "Maybe we were wrong about what the Messiah was supposed to do. There's been stories about this guy's magic powers, haven't there? Haven't we been waiting for someone with magic powers to come along for centuries?"

"You mean that guy that was crucified a few years ago could have been the son of God? Doesn't getting killed put the kibosh on that idea?"

"I don't know...I've heard his followers have been claiming that he didn't really die but ascended to Heaven. Pretty amazing, if true."

"Woah. Magic Powers and he came back from the dead? Sounds like our Messiah, all right."

"But he hasn't saved us from all this. Isn't that one of the things the Messiah is supposed to do?"

"With powers like that at his beck and call, give him time."


Obviously, this is speculation. But my point being, no one was standing at the foot of Jesus' cross with a stop watch saying, "Mythologizing begins . . . now!" And the mythologizing didn't end the instant that the author of Mark finished the last bit of punctuation in his gospel. Anyone who says, "three decades isn't long enough" is not necessarily looking at the entire timeline available.
 
Lumpenproletariat said:
Atheos said:
Lumpenproletariat's argument begins with the premise that back in the period in question people did not write things down that weren't true.

If I ever gave that as a premise, I should be taken out and shot.

Obviously people wrote down stories about the gods and so on.

I thought about it but decided it wasn't worth the effort. Awhile back Lumpenproletariat was arguing that the people of the time in question wouldn't have written this stuff down if it weren't true. They might have been telling stories orally but certainly wouldn't have gone to the enormous trouble of writing it down unless they had indisputable evidence it was true. This was about the time that I was pointing out that with a host of possibly converted Jewish scribes there would have been plenty of people around to write this stuff down so that line of argumentation was invalid.

Fortunately I don't consider that to be a capital offense and would never take someone out and shoot them no matter how lame their arguments are.

I find it interesting how much "legendary" information Lumpenproletariat is willing to brush aside the moment it becomes inconvenient to his argument. The transparency of this fallacy of exclusion (aka "cherry picking") is evident for all to see. Adding more fallacies to already fallacy-ridden arguments does nothing to strengthen the arguments themselves.

I also find it interesting that Lumpenproletariat is now including this new ring in his sharpshooter fallacy bulls-eye that the person in question "has to be famous in his own lifetime" in order for people to begin wagging their tongues about him, and cannot be the product of someone who spent decades promoting interest in him. Once again these Lumpenproletariat-approved criteria are provided with nothing other than baseless assertion.

Back and fill. Baaaack and fill.
 
I find it interesting how much "legendary" information Lumpenproletariat is willing to brush aside the moment it becomes inconvenient to his argument. The transparency of this fallacy of exclusion (aka "cherry picking") is evident for all to see. Adding more fallacies to already fallacy-ridden arguments does nothing to strengthen the arguments themselves.

I also find it interesting that Lumpenproletariat is now including this new ring in his sharpshooter fallacy bulls-eye that the person in question "has to be famous in his own lifetime" in order for people to begin wagging their tongues about him, and cannot be the product of someone who spent decades promoting interest in him. Once again these Lumpenproletariat-approved criteria are provided with nothing other than baseless assertion.

Back and fill. Baaaack and fill.
It's all within the MHORC. Yeah, I know it doesn't have the same ring as the ORGASM, but they aren't being added, just simply teasingly and slowly revealed for the antici....pation value.
 
Yes, Jesus had some "fame" -- as it were, but . . .

Emperor Vespasian had FAME. And you know the difference. So we can explain the Vespasian miracle story, but not the Jesus miracle stories.


This is all from the same one source only, Luke, and has no confirmation in the other sources, which contain nothing resembling it. If there was any such real information about Jesus that early, we'd see some indication of it in the other gospels also. This is legend only.

So there was no time in the 30-40 years between the supposed events and the writing of the gospels for myths or legends to build up . . .

No new sudden instant miracle claims, right (i.e., false claims, fictions that people believed) -- such legends could not build up and spread and get published, no, that couldn't happen, i.e., it was not possible for an instant miracle-worker to just pop up out of nowhere. It was not possible for a nobody, whose only talent was charisma, to suddenly become credited with miracle power or having performed miracles which he didn't really do. Such an instant miracle-worker could not suddenly appear out of nowhere. I.e., people DID NOT BELIEVE such a thing and so he could not attract any significant following.

I.e., if they did not already believe this person had performed miracles, they would not believe any sudden miracle claims made about him which did not really happen, or were not credible.

However, once his reputation as a miracle-worker had somehow been established so that people did believe he had miracle power, then it was possible for new legends, fictional stories, to also develop.

. . . except for the obviously mythical or legendary elements in the gospels. I see.

After his reputation as a miracle-worker had become established -- yes, then it was possible for new stories to emerge which were fictional.

What was not possible is for an instant miracle-worker to appear on the scene. I.e., for someone of no recognition as a miracle-worker to suddenly be credited with performing miracles that he didn't really do (i.e., credited among more than just a half-dozen fools). That could not happen. There was no case of that ever. You can't name any case of that.

It's reasonably possible that Jesus did perform the miracle acts, but that also 1 or 2 or 3 miracle stories in the gospels did not really happen but are really fiction, or legend which emerged. Yet that doesn't contradict the principle that miracle legends could not pop up suddenly, in written accounts, within only a few decades. Because this principle refers to totally NEW miracle stories about a hero who otherwise did not reputedly have such power. It does not refer to new stories popping up, i.e., new stories ADDED to earlier stories about an already-recognized miracle hero figure. E.g., copycat stories. Or new stories based on the belief in the earlier stories.

So, the virgin birth story, for example, is a response to the earlier legend or image of Jesus as a god or Messiah or hero who performed wonders. Once this image or legend became established in people's minds (a significant number, not just a half dozen fools), then it was normal for new stories to emerge in a short time without requiring generations to evolve.

Some miracle stories in the Book of Acts could be copycat stories based on the Jesus miracles in the gospels. They emerged soon, maybe 50 years after the events allegedly happened. Maybe they are fiction, yet they appear in writing only 50 years later. Why? Because the foundation for them had been laid only a few years earlier in the Jesus miracle stories which preceded them, and these new miracle stories (in Acts) were all done in the name of Jesus.

So instead of looking at secondary legends which show up AFTER the original miracle legend became established, you have to back up and explain where the ORIGINAL MIRACLE LEGEND began, i.e., how this original legend got started and upon which the later secondary legends are based.


A new miracle fiction needs to attach to an ancient tradition in order to be accepted.


Once the miracle legend or hero was established, then of course new miracle claims could emerge as part of that established legend, i.e., new accounts of events which were really fictional but accepted as true anyway. Because there was something in place which people already believed and thus gave credibility to the new claims which may suddenly pop up. So in this way IT WAS POSSIBLE for miracle stories to pop up soon after, but this is only after the miracle-worker had become established as credible because of something earlier. So this is not really an instant miracle-worker who popped up out of nowhere, which could not happen.

E.g., reported miracle healings of Asclepius, at temples and statues, probably were written/inscribed near to the time that the alleged miracles happened, maybe even the very next day after the healing experience, in some cases. The worshiper carved an account into the stone and recounted the miracle.

But this is not really an "instant miracle-worker" popping up, or an instant miracle story, because these were regular religious practices by those worshipers, practicing the tradition of their culture, making many trips to those temples to pray to Asclepius. In cases when they did recover soon after a visit, it was ascribed to the pagan deity and considered a miracle. Just like millions of religious believers today, praying regularly and reporting it as a miracle from God in those occasions when they happened to recover soon afterwards.

These were healing gods who had been worshiped for centuries going back, as an ancient tradition. The ANCIENT GODS WERE BELIEVED in, unlike new instant miracle-workers popping up onto the scene, and millions of worshipers did have healing experiences and attributed the healings to those famous revered gods.

But what about a new miracle-worker who only just appeared, a few days or weeks ago. FORGET IT! There was no such thing! People did not believe such claims. You can't find any examples of it! Or rather, Jesus is the ONLY case of this. What other cases are there of this?

BUT, once this new miracle-worker became recognized by the new believers, even though he was a recent figure who just appeared on the scene, still, because he was already believed in, for whatever reason, it then easily became possible for some fictional stories also to emerge.

Once his credibility became established it did become possible for the "instant miracle-worker" to have new stories attributed to him which were fictional and yet believed by some. We should assume this probably did happen and that some legend-fictional element got added to the original (and true) Jesus miracle stories, i.e., later fiction added to earlier fact. It's perfectly normal for there to develop this mixture of fact and fiction into the legend that was evolving.

Thus the virgin birth and likely other emerging legends can be explained, AFTER his reputation had been established. But the question is: What caused the original miracle legend to get started in the first place?

There was no Asclepius or other ancient deity who was part of the Jesus miracle acts. He had no ancient tradition or miracle hero in whose name he performed his miracle acts. So he was truly an "instant miracle-worker" unlike all the others which were fixed into some ancient tradition going back centuries. We can explain the others this way, based on an ancient healing god, but not the Jesus miracle legend.

If there's only one source for the story, especially if that story is uncharacteristic and dissimilar to all the others (like Luke's infancy legend), then it's much less credible and likely a new fiction legend which emerged and which only that one source believed. So if Luke's birth and childhood stories of Jesus, or stories like them, were familiar to the other gospel writers, which they might have been, they nonetheless were rejected by these writers/editors, probably for lack of credibility. Surely there were other stories less credible which were omitted by the writers/editors.

These other stories, emerging legends, fictions, did exist or were popping up here and there, only a few decades after Jesus, but only because he had become established as a reputed miracle-worker, so there was credibility in his case, and so some new stories could emerge and be believed even if they were fictional.


The stories to which he appeals refute his premise that [Jesus] just sat on his ass for 30 years then wowed everyone with 3 years of blockbuster miracles . . .

This is what all the evidence indicates (minus your loose language). Do you want to rely on the evidence, or do you just like pouncing on the legendary elements only?

Again, no time for legends to build . . .

No, there WAS time for new legends/fictions to emerge, because in this case there is an established hero figure to whom they are attached, i.e., someone who is already believed in as a miracle-worker. Again, the "no time for legends to build" refers to the impossibility of instant miracle-workers, meaning someone of no repute who suddenly is credited with miracle acts which did not really happen. Especially someone not reputed as having already done such acts.

Like the Asclepius stories, which were believed only because the worshipers believed in this healing god already, from their earlier tradition. So they believed their recent experience was a miracle from Asclepius based on their earlier belief in him, or on the established tradition, without which they would not believe such a miracle claim.

. . . if you discount the legends. Got it.

But there were no legends other than those which emerged out of the already-established belief that he did earlier miracles. With that established belief in his miracle power, it WAS possible for new legends to emerge. They could emerge very soon, because the credibility had been established. Once people believed, they could be persuaded to believe new stories also which might actually be fictional. But if he did not already have a reputation with them as a miracle-worker, then such new miracle legends could not emerge. In that sense there could not be any instant miracle stories. It required centuries for new miracle heroes/legends to take hold.


Lumpenproletariat has thus-far ignored this inconvenient blockage of his fantasy and gone on to fabricate an entire thing called "Normal Mythologizing." I can only assume he uses this term because he well-recognizes the similarities between his preferred myths and the myths in which it gestated.
You've been asked to cite the "similarities" many times, and you offer nothing but Justin Martyr as a source, who really gave no "similarities" in his Apology but strains to find them in an obvious effort to convince Romans to stop persecuting Christians, by trying to make them think that Christ-worshipers are similar to the pagan-god-worshipers. But you have never shown one similarity between Jesus and the pagan deities, or the Jesus miracles and the pagan miracle stories.

How about the similarities between the Jesus "miracles" and previous Jewish "miracle" stories? Elisha feeding a multitude of 2,200 with 20 loaves and some ears of corn, and having baskets of food left over, for example. Or the same prophet raising the son of the Shunemmite woman from the dead. Or healing the Syrian Naaman's leprosy. It's these that the Jesus "miracles" should be compared to, because that's the tradition the Jesus stories came out of, not the pagan tradition.

Elijah/Elisha is the closest there is to any earlier model for a miracle-worker that Jesus resembled. (On a scale of 1-10 you score a 1 or 2 here for succeeding in finding an earlier model.)

Yet there's very little resemblance. There is a long train of miracles by Elijah and Elisha, through several chapters in 1 and 2 Kings, and among these there are only 3 healing miracles in which a normal affliction/sickness is cured by the prophet (and not first inflicted on the victim by Yahweh). Of the others there might be a faint resemblance to the Jesus miracles in 1 or 2 cases, but considering the dissimilarity of the vast majority of them to anything Jesus did, it's incorrect to say the Jesus stories are patterned on the Elijah/Elisha miracles. Like Joseph Smith and St. Genevieve's miracles are patterned on the Jesus miracles. Or like Virgil's Aeneid hero is patterned on Homer's Odysseus. Or like Asclepius miracles in 100 BC are patterned on stories from centuries earlier.

If Elijah/Elisha is supposed to be the model for Jesus, we should see something far beyond the Jesus healing stories, and maybe not these at all because they're not the norm for Elijah/Elisha.

There's nothing in the gospels connecting the Jesus miracles to Elijah or Elisha. They were not done in their name or in the name of any earlier prophet or deity or religion. Healing miracles were not typical Elijah/Elisha miracles, being a tiny fraction of all the miracles they reportedly performed. Far more numerous are the miracles of striking people dead, or inflicting an illness or a curse on them. If Jesus was supposed to be another Elijah-type miracle-worker, why aren't there any stories of him striking someone dead, or striking them blind, which was more typical of Elijah/Elisha? (For that we have to wait for St. Genevieve, who struck blind someone who stole something from her.)

It's true that the fish-and-loaves episode shows a resemblance to Elisha's series of food and water miracles, feeding a population magically and saving them from drought and famine. But if Jesus is patterned on this, we should see an EXPANSION on this where Jesus performs it on a grander scale than Elisha did, and yet the fish-and-loaves is a much scaled-down story by comparison.


He draws more circles around his favorite myth, suggesting that "normal mythologizing" cannot happen within 40 years of the existence of the person around whom the myth is centered unless the person is famous.
Probably in ALL cases there is no mythologizing unless the myth hero had been a famous celebrity during his life. Which Jesus was not, making him the only exception to this "rule" which applies to all others. Name any example of someone who became mythologized but who had not been a high-profile famous celebrity in his lifetime.
According to the gospels, though, he was a celebrity in his lifetime, followed by huge crowds everywhere he went, his fame spreading throughout the region of Galilee (Mark 1:28), "all over (or as far as) Syria" ( Matthew 4:24).

But all these words about his "fame" spreading are connected to the miracle stories which are the explanation why this was happening.

So if you believe his fame was spreading because of these passages, you have to also believe the miracle stories there which are the explanation for his fame. Without those there is no "fame" to be spreading.

Whether the writers/editors may have exaggerated how much his fame spread, it's clear that without the miracle events happening to cause it, there's no reason to believe the picture of his "fame" spreading which was added to the miracle events. Probably the reports were circulating around the general region and producing a "fame" limited to Galilee and the border region of Syria.

But if your theory is that he did no miracles, then you must also disbelieve the language about his "fame" spreading. In the very short time of his public life, and with nothing of note taking place, no miracle acts, it is unthinkable that there could have been any significant "fame" even just in the towns of Galilee. So if you dismiss the miracle stories, you must also dismiss the "fame" reports.

In which case you still have to explain how this unique miracle legend emerged, considering that the miracle hero was a person of no status or repute or celebrity status as in the case of all other miracle hero legends. Why does he stand out as the most reputed miracle worker in such a short time span, from the alleged events up to the first written accounts, and yet at the same time is the only miracle legend who was not a famous celebrity, having no widespread recognition, during his lifetime?


Or are those part of the legendary elements we're supposed to ignore because they couldn't possibly arise so soon?

You have to dismiss the claim that he had "fame" if you believe he did no miracle acts. But then you must explain how it is that a miracle-worker legend originated out of someone whose public life was probably the shortest for any person who ever got into the historical record (before modern times) and also did nothing of note and had no status or recognition during his lifetime.


He then ignores the fact that according to the best models we can put together Paul the Apostle spent at least 20 years making Jesus famous all over Asia Minor.
His "But Jesus wasn't famous enough" argument takes flight.
Absolutely Jesus was NOT a famous celebrity in 30 AD, by the time of his death (except probably some local spread of the stories about him, if we assume he did perform the miracle acts and "his fame spread" as Mark and Matthew say). Saying Paul made him famous 20 years later is irrelevant, because this would still have been AFTER Jesus lived, not during his lifetime.

Yes, because it's not like his fame spread all over Syria and he was followed by great multitudes wherever he went, is it? Well, according to the gospels, it is; it's precisely like that.

Yes, but if those gospels are correct when they say this about his fame, then they must also be correct in reporting there the miracle events which explain why his fame spread. They go together in the source. You must at least believe that the miracle stories existed at that time, in 30 AD, when his fame reportedly was spreading. Do you believe those miracle stories existed at that time, as something those crowds were hearing and which drew them in large numbers? What was drawing them and spreading his fame if not those miracle claims that many of them were believing?


24 And he went with him. And a great crowd followed him and thronged about him. 25 And there was a woman who had had a flow of blood for twelve years, 26 and who had suffered much under many physicians, and had spent all that she had, and was no better but rather grew worse. 27 She had heard the reports about Jesus, and came up behind him in the crowd and touched his garment.
It implies she knew of him only from reports about him, not from having been a disciple or attending his preachings over some time period. She believed because of the reports, not because of any supposed charisma of his.

And where did those reports come from, regarding a man who was supposedly unknown in his lifetime?

Obviously he was known of locally, because of the reports circulating in the region. We don't know how far his "fame" was spreading, but if it was as extensively as the gospel accounts suggest, it must have been the miracle events, or least reports of these, which caused it. Nothing else can explain why the reports were spreading.

Clearly his "fame" had to be limited to Galilee and some neighboring border regions. And it was limited to a very short time period, less than 3 years, which is not enough time for a prophet/guru to become a reputed miracle-worker (unless he actually did perform miracle acts, which could explain how it happened).

Further, you have to consider the status of those among whom is "fame" was spreading. These were all commoners, the lowest level of society, mostly illiterate, with possible association to a few rabbis or pharisees who were a little higher in terms of education. But no connection to anyone of power or wealth or status, which are the only ones given any attention by historians.

This makes Jesus an obscure person (during his lifetime) in comparison to all the noted charismatic celebrities or popular/notorious hero figures who gained status and recognition because of their long careers and positions of power or influence, and who thus became the object of legend or myth-making.


28 For she said, "If I touch even his garments, I shall be made well." 29 And immediately the hemorrhage ceased; and she felt in her body that she was healed of her disease. 30 And Jesus, perceiving in himself that power had gone forth from him, immediately turned about in the crowd, and said, "Who touched my garments?" 31 And his disciples said to him, "You see the crowd pressing around you, and yet you say, 'Who touched me?'" 32 And he looked around to see who had done it. 33 But the woman, knowing what had been done to her, came in fear and trembling and fell down before him, and told him the whole truth. 34 And he said to her, "Daughter, your faith has made you well; go in peace, and be healed of your disease."

35 While he was still speaking, there came from the ruler's house some who said, "Your daughter is dead. Why trouble the Teacher any further?" 36 But ignoring what they said, Jesus said to the ruler of the synagogue, "Do not fear, only believe." 37 And he allowed no one to follow him except Peter and James and John the brother of James. 38 When they came to the house of the ruler of the synagogue, he saw a tumult, and people weeping and wailing loudly. 39 And when he had entered, he said to them, "Why do you make a tumult and weep? The child is not dead but sleeping." 40 And they laughed at him. But he put them all outside, and took the child's father and mother and those who were with him, and went in where the child was. 41 Taking her by the hand he said to her, "Tal'itha cu'mi"; which means, "Little girl, I say to you, arise." 42 And immediately the girl got up and walked (she was twelve years of age), and they were immediately overcome with amazement.

. . . it is indicated that the woman had been hemorrhaging for 12 years, coincidentally the age of the revived girl. It's little parallels like this "coincidence" that indicate that what we're dealing with here is myth, not fact.

No, the number 12 is very commonly used. You're right that this number could be artificial, but nothing about this makes the account less credible. It's true that such details might be supplied by the editor, filling in details he doesn't have, and certain special numbers (3, 7, 12, 40) are used a lot, but this in no way undermines the credibility of the story generally. It means details can be less reliable, but there's no need to get hung up on minor details.
 
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The success of a religion could probably be measured by attractive promises (eternal life, reunion with loved ones, etc) and severity of threats made (eternal damnation, hellfire), the carrot and stick, in relation to gullibility of audience. Someone should write an equation...
 
The success of a religion could probably be measured by attractive promises (eternal life, reunion with loved ones, etc) and severity of threats made (eternal damnation, hellfire), the carrot and stick, in relation to gullibility of audience. Someone should write an equation...

The primary success is inevitably centered around the charisma of the pimp.
 
The success of a religion could probably be measured by attractive promises (eternal life, reunion with loved ones, etc) and severity of threats made (eternal damnation, hellfire), the carrot and stick, in relation to gullibility of audience. Someone should write an equation...

The primary success is inevitably centered around the charisma of the pimp.

St Paul having played that role for Christianity.
 

A new miracle fiction needs to attach to an ancient tradition in order to be accepted.

The Jesus stories did not arise in a vacuum. They relied heavily on hundreds of years of Jewish tradition, which included miracle-working prophets.


But what about a new miracle-worker who only just appeared, a few days or weeks ago. FORGET IT! There was no such thing! People did not believe such claims. You can't find any examples of it! Or rather, Jesus is the ONLY case of this. What other cases are there of this?
And there are no such claims from "a few days or weeks" after the alleged events. The earliest claims are from a generation or more after the fact, and the earliest writings about Jesus (i.e. the Pauline epistles) contain no such claims.


There's nothing in the gospels connecting the Jesus miracles to Elijah or Elisha. They were not done in their name or in the name of any earlier prophet or deity or religion.
Now you're just being silly. Everything Jesus is cited in the gospels as doing, was done in the name of the Jewish god. And, with the appearance of Moses and Elijah at the Transfiguration, was done with the approval of those earleir prophets. I say again: the Jesus stories did not arise in a vacuum. Note: Elisha was not present at the Transfiguration ... is it a coincidence that the name "Elisha" means "My God is salvation", while "Yeshua" (Jesus) translates as "He saves",or is Jesus being presented as the new Elisha?

It's true that the fish-and-loaves episode shows a resemblance to Elisha's series of food and water miracles, feeding a population magically and saving them from drought and famine. But if Jesus is patterned on this, we should see an EXPANSION on this where Jesus performs it on a grander scale than Elisha did, and yet the fish-and-loaves is a much scaled-down story by comparison.
Elisha few 100 people with 20 loaves of barley and some ears of corn, and had some (unspecified amount) left over. Jesus fed 5000 with 5 loaves and 2 fishes and had 12 baskets of food left over. How on earth is that "scaled-down"? And not only that, but Jesus did it twice, the other time feeding 4000 with 7 loaves and a few small fish, with 7 baskets of food remaining.


So if you believe his fame was spreading because of these passages, you have to also believe the miracle stories there which are the explanation for his fame. Without those there is no "fame" to be spreading.
No, I don't believe his fame was spreading. But the accounts you rely on as evidence claim it was, while you cast him as a complete unknown. In other words, your claims are contradicted by your "evidence".

No, the number 12 is very commonly used. You're right that this number could be artificial, but nothing about this makes the account less credible. It's true that such details might be supplied by the editor, filling in details he doesn't have, and certain special numbers (3, 7, 12, 40) are used a lot, but this in no way undermines the credibility of the story generally. It means details can be less reliable, but there's no need to get hung up on minor details.
Yes, the fact that "magic numbers" crop up often in the stories does undermine the credibility of the story. As do the other obviously legendary elements, and the fact that many of the stories themselves are obviously legendary. If you ignore all that and claim that there are true stories in amongst the legends, then all you are doing is cherry-picking.
 
There's nothing in the gospels connecting the Jesus miracles to Elijah or Elisha. They were not done in their name or in the name of any earlier prophet or deity or religion.
Now you're just being silly. Everything Jesus is cited in the gospels as doing, was done in the name of the Jewish god. And, with the appearance of Moses and Elijah at the Transfiguration, was done with the approval of those earleir prophets. I say again: the Jesus stories did not arise in a vacuum. Note: Elisha was not present at the Transfiguration ... is it a coincidence that the name "Elisha" means "My God is salvation", while "Yeshua" (Jesus) translates as "He saves",or is Jesus being presented as the new Elisha?
Thanks for commenting on that...as the argument is pretty comical. There is also Luke 4:14-30 where Jesus is purported to start his ministry, and lo and behold, who does he draw parallels to? Why Elijah...just so shocking.
 
If I ever gave that as a premise, I should be taken out and shot.

Food for thought.

Lump, you should realize that very few people are reading through all the things you write in this thread anymore. If I copied and pasted every word of Richard Dawkins "God is not Great" into this thread, would you read every word of it? It seems like you are trying to drown us in words and change the subject from the questions you have been asked. If you can't explain your worldview in just a few sentences, then maybe you don't understand it.
 
The story goes that a certain gentile approached two of the famous rabbis teaching in and around Jerusalem in the first century. The person told the first rabbi, Rabbi Shammai, that he would convert to Judaism if the rabbi could teach him the whole Torah while standing on one foot.

Torah is frequently translated as “law,” as in “the Law and the Prophets” and, law is torah but torah is more than law. The word torah comes from one of the words for rain. Torah is everything that God rains down or reveals from heaven. Sometimes torah is translated as teaching or revelation. The first five books of the bible are called the Torah. The Torah contains law and story and poetry and song and genealogy and more. There is also torah in every part of the scripture and in each testament. I like to say that there is torah in the Torah and more than torah in the Torah and there is torah outside of the Torah. In the Jewish congregation to which I also belong my sermons are called d’vrei torah, words of Torah. And it’s not uncommon for someone to say to me after I have taught, “thank you for sharing your torah with us.”

Back to our story, when the would be convert told the rabbi that he would convert if he taught him the whole Torah while standing on one foot, he was asking to be taught the whole revelation of God, everything that God had revealed to humankind. And the second rabbi’s answer, Rabbi Hillel’s answer was, “What is hateful to me I will not do to another. All the rest is commentary.”


Can you sum up Christianity in just a few sentences like that Lumpy?
 
Torah! Torah! Torah!* Banzai!!**

















* Literally meaning 'Tiger', but also an abbreviation of the Japanese for 'Lightning Attack', 'Torah' was the code word used by Japanese Imperial Navy in 1941 to indicate that the attack on the US Pacific Fleet at Pearl Harbor, HI, had achieved complete surprise. The code word, repeated thrice, was used as the title of a 1970 film depicting the attack.

** Literally meaning 'Small Trees', this was frequently screamed by Japanese attackers, including the infamous Kamikaze***, presumably to intimidate American troops who believed that the trees of the US West Coast, such as the sequoia, were amongst the largest in the world. Probably.

*** Kamikazi literally means 'a concealed lavatory', in English. Perhaps it is disguised as a small tree, which would allow it to remain undetected for ten thousand years****

**** Unless the consumption of army rations leads to a severe attack of 'divine wind'.






These footnotes brought to you by the fairly accurate translation and historical guesswork society. I couldn't possibly be just making this shit up as I go along, because, as Lumpenproletariat assures us, people just don't do that.
 
“What is hateful to me I will not do to another. All the rest is commentary.”

I would bow down on both my knees to any god that taught the Golden Rule was the best rule to live by, all the religions seem to have this Golden Rule as one of their most basic rules. It's almost as if it is a part of our nature not to hurt each other and steal from each other. I didn't need the Bible or the Koran to teach me that it is not right to hurt or steal or kill other people.
 
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