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120 Reasons to Reject Christianity

...likewise you can't use the bible to attack the bible.
You need to come up with extra-biblical historical documents if you want to present a 'secular' counter-claim.

No problem:

Resurrection isn't possible: http://courses.mq.edu.au/undergraduate/degree/bachelor-of-science/major-in-human-biology

Nor is levitation with no power source: http://www.qrg.northwestern.edu/projects/vss/docs/space-environment/1-what-is-gravity.html

The Bible (whether or not you call it by that name) is demonstrably wrong.


Well I'm pretty sure you'll see that that Gospel writers admit supernatural power was involved in the Resurrection.

They don't claim that some random ordinary bloke was able to turn water into wine.
 
Well I'm pretty sure you'll see that that Gospel writers admit supernatural power was involved in the Resurrection.
They don't claim that some random ordinary bloke was able to turn water into wine.

OK then, all you need to do is demonstrate that supernatural power is a real thing, and you will have convinced me.

Can you do that?
 
Not without 'preaching' and I don't want to get off to a bad start on my first day here.
 
you can't use the bible to attack the bible.

That's an absurd statement. Of course we can use the bible to attack the bible. Cross examiners in courtrooms regularly use the testimony of witnesses to poke holes in their story. The bible is not immune to cross examination except by those who are unwilling to do so because they believe it is the word of a god who might smite them if they doubt.

It's also absurd to argue that whoever wrote the first gospels were concerned about possible judgement from an angry god. The same thing could be said about Joseph Smith, Jim Jones, Pat Bakker and an unending list of people who fabricated stories to influence people and pimp a new cult. The fact is that we have absolutely no information about who it was that wrote GMark much less their motivations for doing so. In the abysmal absence of background information about these things it is absolutely ludicrous to accept this "testimony" as anything other than the fantastic claims of a group of cult followers concerning their largely mythical leader who once supposedly lived in a land 1500 miles away some 40 years earlier.

Ironically, the presence of contrary evidence would actually strengthen the claims. The fact that there is absolutely not a shred of non-biased testimony about any of the fantastic claimed events alleged by these gospels is deafening testimony to the likelihood that absolutely none of it happened. The stories talk of the outrage he caused among Jewish leaders, people with the education and means to write letters and leave behind trace evidence of what they believed to be a deceiver. Once again, nary a sausage. A silence that speaks volumes.

Those of us who are skeptical about Jesus are simply being fair. We don't believe the anonymous writings of GMark and copycats anymore than we believe the known writings of Joseph Smith, Mohammad the prophet or countless other religious writings. Not without actual corroborating evidence. There are millions of stories about miracle-working prophets. There are none that leave verifiable evidence that can be investigated and none that pass the test of "is this something that can actually happen?"
 
Well, the New Testament documents. They are the historical claims.
And before you jump in to remind me that you can't use the bible to support the bible, please remember that the New Testament documents weren't called "The Bible" at the time they were presented.

So, none. No historian of the time could be bothered to record the supernatural events that were allegedly witnessed by many, because people rising up from the dead and flying up into the sky were a regular occurrence at the time and not worthy of being immortalized in writing.

Tell me, do you honestly think it is more reasonable to believe that Jesus existed and actually performed the supernatural acts attributed to him in the Bible based simply on the anonymous writing of a stranger or two far removed in space and time from the alleged events, than to believe the stories are fabricated? Do you hold the same opinion in the matter of the Vanara god Hanuman, who is described as having the power to fly and carry mountains great distances, simply because someone wrote a story about him and it is impossible to demonstrate that such an entity did not exist?
 
...likewise you can't use the bible to attack the bible.
You need to come up with extra-biblical historical documents if you want to present a 'secular' counter-claim.

When you present some evidence to support the assertion that the supernatural claims of the Bible may reasonably be considered an accurate depiction of historical events that actually transpired, we will be happy to present counter claims. So are you going to present some evidence, or are you going to ignore this problem and simply make up shit like Lumpy has been doing in this thread?

The Bible is demonstrably wrong in many of the claims it makes about reality. Surely, this is relevant in a discussion regarding the Bible's claim that a human clone of a supernatural universe creator was put to death to appease the mental dysfunction of said creator, then resurrected from the dead and levitated into the upper atmosphere without any visible mechanical support. Don't you agree that such claims should be considered in the broader context of the entire text?
 
you can't use the bible to attack the bible.

That's an absurd statement.

What I'm saying is that if/since you've already rejected (as lies or delusions) what the writers of the bible present as history, why bother to cross examine their evidence in court? Why test their evidence when you've already ruled that it's inadmissible? (That's not evidence!!! ...screams the bible skeptic while blathering on about anonymous authors, hearsay, carbon dating, trustworthiness, religious agenda bias, Jesus never existed, etc etc etc.)

You are rejecting what's written in the bible while simultaneously asking for more of the same from somewhere outside the bible. So either you accept or reject what's presented in the bible as historical fact claims or you admit that you simply won't accept any historical claim which involves supernormal events.

Yes you can reject the witness as untrustworthy, but why bother calling ANY witnesses if you are going to reject any evidence which corroborates biblical stuff? Why bother evaluating the testimony of bible authors in the first place if you think supernatural claims are only made by lunatics?

IOW - if you are a lawyer trying to argue that crazy bible people are crazy why bother call upon opposing counsel to present more crazy folks as witnesses? Just leave it at that. Instead you're taking a witness you don't trust at all and trying to use part of what they say as proof that we shouldn't trust ANYTHING they say.

See the problem with your logic?

It's like straining at gnats about the supposed bible contradictions re. the color of Jesus' Robe. (Scarlet/Purple)
You don't accept that either witness got the color right. So using the bible to challenge the bible is intellectual dishonesty on the part of those who say the bible isn't historical evidence of anything.
 
...likewise you can't use the bible to attack the bible.
You need to come up with extra-biblical historical documents if you want to present a 'secular' counter-claim.

When you present some evidence to support the assertion that the supernatural claims of the Bible may reasonably be considered an accurate depiction of historical events that actually transpired, we will be happy...

I'm sorry. We?

Do you routinely speak in the third person?
 
What do all mythic heroes other than Jesus Christ have in common? -- There's NO EVIDENCE for their alleged miracles.

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OH NO, not Joseph Smith again!

There is no shame in being ignorant, but there is great shame in choosing to remain ignorant when information that would avoid such embarrassing gaffes is so readily available. So I ask you again, upon what criteria should one accept the testimony of anonymous people making these claims in the bible and reject the claims made by actual, named individuals who swore and even signed documentation attesting to the miracles of Smith?

No, those tablets sitting on a table are not a "miracle" or act of power. I'm sure I could put some odd-looking tablets on a table, make them look strange or reflect light in some way, and then get 1000 witnesses to look at them and attest that they are there.

No, sorry, that is not a "miracle" -- just because something is sitting there and looks interesting.

As to the healing acts of J. Smith, which would be something to take more seriously, I don't think these are any more than the kind of occasional anecdote that worshipers experience and relate to their pastor, and are offset by all the "misses" that far outnumber the "hits."

And obviously you're much too busy to actually go read for yourself. The information is there, it's not that hard to find and I even quoted it for you so you wouldn't have to keep appearing so completely devoid of familiarity with the subject matter and yet you still hide behind ignorance. It's perplexing.

Despite many claims made here by you and funinspace and others, the plain fact is that:

No one has posted the text of any original source relating the Joseph Smith miracles.

What is your problem? You, or Yous (plural) have posted some original text, but not anything telling of his miracle acts. Why? If you're willing to post something original, 19th century, saying that one of his disciples did some healings, why not some such act performed by Joseph Smith?

It's obvious that you cannot find the original accounts. You did not quote anything but a 21st-century Wikipedia article. We need to see the original accounts. Or something from the 19th century, near to the time of the reported miracle events.

Nevertheless, something probably was written, by 1 or 2 of his followers, who enjoyed his charisma over 10-15 years and were impressed by him. This could explain how he would become mythologized in the normal way as occurs in other cases, with the only difference here being that the myth evolved here in a somewhat shorter period of time than usual.

We can keep going back and forth on Joseph Smith, but that the original accounts are apparently unavailable makes it impossible to take it seriously. Once again, Mormons seem to not take it seriously, probably recognizing that it's a normal case of mythologizing, of wishful thinking by those witnesses, like normal faith-healing anecdotes, and so is not to be seriously promoted as actual miracle events.

Let us know when you find those original accounts and can give us that original text and not just the Wikipedia page which you keep falling back on as your only reference.

Also, just giving a link means nothing. The links yous have given do not contain actual original source text of Joseph Smith doing any miracle healings.

Stop pretending you have provided the evidence when all you can do is give "links" to nothing. Get the text and post it here if it exists.

I believe there really is something there. Or I DID believe it, but now I'm beginning to doubt it, because you keep claiming to have presented it, and yet there is no text, from you or at the links you give. I.e., no 19th-century text saying Joseph Smith did these acts.


However, once again, if there is good evidence that Joseph Smith or anyone else really did heal someone, I would have no problem believing it. Go ahead and give the examples and show us any indication that it wasn't just that occasional "hit" among a much larger number of "misses."

In reality, you think the Joseph Smith "miracles" are silly and not worth paying any attention to. And since that's obviously what you think, why do you expect me to take them seriously? They are not in the same category as the Jesus miracles recorded in the gospel accounts. We have good reason to believe that Jesus had a high batting average, if not 1.000.

Except for his strikeouts in Matthew 13:58.

But again, if you believe that "rejection at Nazareth" story, then you're admitting that Jesus did perform miracles most of the time, as the story clearly implies. If you reject that, then you have to reject that whole story.

Whatever Jesus did, it resulted in these accounts being written, in a short time, claiming the events happened, and we have 4(5) accounts attesting to these acts. This would not have happened if he frequently struck out. If he had failed in a number of cases, he would have been discredited, and he would have passed into oblivion -- we probably wouldn't even know of him today at all.

It's probably not true that he "struck out" in this case. There's no other suggestion anywhere in the accounts that he "struck out" at any time. There is something irregular about the "rejection at Nazareth" story that requires going into it deeper than to just say he "struck out" or "was not able to perform any mighty deed there" etc. and just leave it at that.

Taken at face value the text says he did perform "mighty deeds" generally, but says he wasn't able to at this one place only. So with all its difficulty, it is still a little further evidence that he did in fact perform miracle acts.


Do you hope that by doing this somehow the process of repeating these baseless assertions will convince someone they're true?

I'm becoming more convinced that they're true by the repeated failure of anyone to give an explanation as to why this Jesus person became mythologized so greatly despite failing to meet the requirements that all myth heroes must meet in order to become mythologized.

And by some of the pathetic comparisons, like to Joseph Smith and to Horus and Perseus and Apollonius and the others. Such poor comparisons, which all fall hopelessly flat, only serve to confirm that the Jesus case is astoundingly unique and still unexplained.

And I'm becoming more convinced that you are unwilling to deal with the actual problems pointed out with your arguments. Quick appearance does not make an incredible story more credible.

It does when all the other cases of such miracle claims required generations or centuries to become established, and certainly at least a long career by the miracle-worker. That long career, of followers experiencing his charisma, and those generations or centuries of storytelling are what explain how the hero figure became mythologized even though the tales are fiction. And yet in the case of Jesus this explanation is not possible.

So, where a plausible explanation is not possible, we have to consider that something "incredible" might have happened in this case, as opposed to all the other reputed cases. So the quick appearance does increase the credibility.


An anonymous story claiming that thousands of people witnessed a miracle doesn't mean the miracle happened and it doesn't mean that thousands of people witnessed it.

Perhaps, but 4 or 5 stories claiming it happened, from different sources, does increase the likelihood of it over a story from only one source. And even if it doesn't mean that thousands of people witnessed it, it is evidence that a large number witnessed it. We can allow the possibility of exaggeration while still accepting the general account.


Using the story to bolster the story is a circular argument.

OK, so no historical events ever happened. All the evidence for them is the story, or other stories, saying it happened. Name any example of an historical event that is not known from the story or stories saying that it happened. All evidence for any historical event is this same "circular argument" kind of evidence.

As long as the story originates from near to the time of the event, then it is evidence that the event happened. It is the instrument through which we know the event happened. Outside the story, there can be no knowledge of the event. The only "evidence" there can ever be is just further stories that the event happened.

For some historical events we have ONLY ONE story that it happened, whereas for the Jesus miracles, we have AT LEAST FOUR sources saying it happened.


You have nothing.

We have the same kind of evidence as we have for any historical events. Even more than for several historical events that are routinely believed.


Nothing but hand waving, smoke screening and much ado about nothing.

But it's fun, and good exercise, good for the blood circulation -- all that hand waving and smoke screening and nothing adoing. And that it's also the truth is an added bonus.


The Jesus story is an adaptation of the Perseus myth with elements added from Bacchus, Asclepius, Poseidon and others.

OH NO, not again! How many times must we beat poor Perseus etc. to death? Don't blame ME for this repetition!

Once again, you never give any examples of similarities to the pagan gods. You don't give any original text from the stories. Those stories are available -- you could find the text if you made any effort.

I gave you the original text in a previous post, showing the similarity of a Homer story and a Sinbad the Sailor story. You can easily google that -- just type "cyclops" and "Odysseus" and "Sinbad the Sailor" and you can read the 2 stories and see the similarity. So now, why can't you do the same for Jesus and Perseus. Give us the text from both and tell us what the similarity is between these two legendary figures. What's your problem that you can't do something so simple? if there really is any parallel between them?

The reason you won't do it is that you know anything you find about Perseus has virtually no similarity to the "Jesus myth" story. You'd be embarrassed to offer it as evidence of the "Jesus myth" being adapted from Perseus. You know you'd just be making a fool of yourself trying to show any connection. Any supposed similarity is so trivial and petty and silly that you don't dare give one example to prove your point, and so all you can do is continue to repeat this talking point fed to you by your favorite Jesus-debunker celebrity.


It contains some elements not contained by the others but that doesn't make it any more credible than the others.

The "Jesus myth" is more credible because in this case we have evidence, i.e., recorded accounts near to the time of the reported events. More credible because reports nearer to the time are more acceptable as evidence of those events than stories appearing 1000+ years later.


The sudden appearance of the Jesus myth (if you want to call something developing slowly over a minimum of several decades as "sudden") can best be explained by the fact that it was little else besides a clone of these other popular god-myths . . .

But claiming it's a "clone" of something previous is just empty words unless you can show how this "Jesus myth" differs from other myths in being dependent upon those earlier "god-myths." Can you show this unique connection of the gospel account story to the earlier myths? E.g., how about the Star Wars mythology by comparison -- can you show that this modern myth is NOT ALSO A CLONE of those Greek/Roman popular god-myths?

Can you name ANY myth emerging later than the Greek/Roman myths that is NOT a clone of those Greek/Roman god-myths? Virtually EVERY fairy tale or every story of any kind, and probably most TRUE stories, even most historical events, can be characterized as being clones of the earlier Greek/Roman god-myths.

Name one that's not! Explain how the "Jesus myth" is such a clone and virtually any other story or even real event could not also be such a clone of those classic myths, or of any historical event. You could just as easily say that Darth Vader is a clone of Hannibal crossing the Alps, or John Wayne is a clone of Theseus killing the minotaur -- you can fantasize any clones you want to, connecting virtually any later figure with virtually any earlier figure. And the more UNlike the 2 figures are, the more you can claim that there's really a deep hidden mystical similarity, such that the later one is really in essence only a clone of the earlier.

Who's gonna prove you wrong? With such crap as this you could prove that Smokey the Bear is really a clone of King Tut, or of the "whale" that swallowed Jonah, or of the wooden horse at Troy.


. . . tidily adapted to fit the latest Johnny-come-lately god-myth.

But were there not MANY such Johnny-come-lately god-myths? So, why only this one? What happened to all the other Johnny-come-latelys who did not also get their hero figure mythologized into a miracle-worker and recorded in documents just like the "Jesus myth" Johnny-come-lately hoaxers were able to get theirs written into the record for posterity? Where are all the other Jesus-like cults with their "gospel" accounts whose legendary hero those early god-myths can also be tidily adapted to fit?

How did those god-myths get tidily adapted to fit the "Jesus myth" only and not any others?

You say "The sudden appearance of the Jesus myth can best be explained by the fact that it was little else besides a clone of these other popular god-myths tidily adapted" etc.

But then why didn't any other myths also appear suddenly for the same reason? They too were clones of those same god-myths. You can't show that the "Jesus myth" was unique in being such a clone. All the other legends were also clones of the same. The Apollonius of Tyana legend was just as much a clone of those god-myths as the "Jesus myth" was. So then, why didn't this legend also pop up suddenly, in only a few decades, in multiple documents, instead of being in one source only, and this not until 150 years later?

You never answer this. You never explain how the "Jesus myth" is the only one which got recorded in documents, but instead "explain" it in ways which should apply to all the other myths as well, and yet none of the others are recorded in documents near to the time of the reputed events.


The success of the myth is best explained by successful marketing.

But why were these Christ believers the ONLY ones who knew anything about marketing? How is it that such successful marketing was able to appear ONLY ONCE in history, after about 40-50 AD, in only this one place, in Galilee/Judea, nowhere else and at no other time? What is so magical or supernatural about this one-only place in all the world, and this one-only time in all of history, where such a hoax could be pulled off because of this unique once-only-in-all-history marketing power?


The dearth of competing myths is consistent with the aggressive book burnings . . .

But that's just a lie your Jesus-debunker Pontiff pounded into your head. There were no such "bookburnings" until many centuries later, like 1400 or so. There's no record of any such thing other than the dubious burning of the pagan temple at Antioch in 364, which was just a mob riot against the Christian emperor, and they burned a pagan temple. Other than this there is no record of anything like a "bookburning" event.


. . . subsequent to the council of Nicea's decision to . . .

No, there were no bookburnings following this Council, and only Arianism was outlawed, nothing else. And this philosophy could not possibly be wiped out even if there was "aggressive" bookburning, which there was not. And the thousands of other odd beliefs and cults and mythic heroes and so on were left totally untouched by this Council and any bookburnings. The "bookburnings" are only your fantasies based on paranoia and have nothing to do with the facts of history.


. . . outlaw anything other than their orthodox version of Christianity.

Only Arianism. They outlawed nothing else.

And, even though some others were eventually suppressed, generations and centuries later, this was all way past the critical period prior to 300 AD, when the new Christ cult(s) emerged and had whatever advantage it was that made their mythic hero stand out uniquely from the others, during the time when there were no alleged bookburnings whatever and no actions to suppress any heresies or pagans.

Why didn't any other new Jesus-like cult emerge in this period, with its own "gospels" and miracle hero legend, recorded in documents near to the time when the miracles reportedly happened?

If the absence of the other cults is due to suppression by the Christ cult(s) of all the others, why is it that ONLY THESE Christ cults had such an ability to suppress the others like this? How did only these Christ believers find the means to do this at a time when they had no political power?

So only this one group, the Christ cultists, knew how to burn books? how to set fires? Not one other cult group out of the hundreds existing had the knowledge to set fires? Did the Christ cults, as part of their clever marketing skills, figure out a way to corner the market on matches somehow, and contrive a shortage so only they had a supply of matches to be able to burn everyone else's "gospel" accounts?

"How do dey do datt?"


No miracles necessary, everything gets explained, all the evidence points to this.

No, it doesn't explain why there was ONLY ONE group, the Christ cults, that was able to pull off such a miracle hoax and no other. Everything you've presented in your scenario could just as easily have been done by any of dozens or hundreds of other similar cults, worshiping various other hero figures, and publishing their own "gospel" accounts and thus preserving a record of their mythic hero just as the Christ cults provided a record of their "Jesus myth" hero. You fail to explain how ONLY THIS ONE mythic figure got recorded and no others.

You're guilty of false advertising to say "everything gets explained" if you leave this essential question unanswered. You don't even attempt to answer it.

Why don't you explain it by saying that all the cults, probably hundreds of them, got together in a secret summit meeting of the cults, perhaps in Geneva, and they drew lots to choose ONLY ONE mythic hero figure to promote as the True Savior Messiah hero for all, and they all swore in advance, before the drawing, to support the winner and each abandon their particular mythic hero, so all the miracle stories could be attributed to the one only.


It truly is the best explanation.

No, the cult summit meeting where they drew lots is a better explanation, because it answers the question you're failing to answer, i.e., why ONLY THIS ONE mythic hero got mythologized and published and no others.

Again, your explanation how it happened is just that it happened, like saying the cow jumped over the moon by taking a big leap and going over the moon, still mooing and chewing its cud as if there was nothing to it. No, your explanation has to answer how it happened, e.g., how ONLY THIS cow and no other cow was able to do this stunt.

Pretending to explain something and claiming the "best explanation" prize isn't good enough. Even if you were Donald Trump, your mere boast does not make it so. "Where's the beef?" Your explanation has to actually address the questions.

WHY ONLY THIS MYTH?
 
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When you present some evidence to support the assertion that the supernatural claims of the Bible may reasonably be considered an accurate depiction of historical events that actually transpired, we will be happy...

I'm sorry. We?

Do you routinely speak in the third person?
You skipped over the meaning of his post only to criticize the use of a plural rather than singular pronoun.

The point was that the stories recount supernatural events. This is good reason to reject the stories as nothing but myth unless it can be shown that supernatural events actually exist. It is the same reason that I assume you summarily reject the stories of Muhammad being carried to heaven on a winged horse or the exploits of Odin, Zeus, Lord Krishna, etc. etc. It is also the reason you likely reject the supernatural events in the Iliad as true on the basis of all the divine intervention and demi-gods involved even though there is good historical evidence for the war between Greece and Troy. Hopefully you see the Iliad as a mythologized account of that war and can separate the myth from the historical events.
 
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Dude say...the bible isn't evidence so gimme the same sort of evidence apart from the bible
...so I can reject that as well.

Pardon me for skipping over the boring bits.
 
Okay, now that's just whining. The bible is evidence of a sort. So are other ancient documents, archaeological discoveries, official records, ruins, etc., from whatever period is in question. But like every other written story the bible is justifiably treated with skepticism until corroboration is discovered. Actual historians have already determined that a great deal of the stories contained in the bible were complete fabrications, so it has earned the skepticism rational people give its fantastic claims. That's just being sensible, not polemic.

Things we know the bible got wrong:
  • The Genesis myth is thoroughly debunked. The Earth did not exist before the sun (beating it by 3 days), the sun did not exist before all the other stars, liquid water and plant life on earth did not exist before the sun existed, etc.
  • The flood myth is just that -- a myth, and an absurd one at that.
  • Language did not suddenly spring up from a central location in the mid-east.
  • The 10 Plagues of Egypt did not happen
  • It is impossible for the sun to stand still in the sky so a bunch of bronze-age warriors can keep a brutal slaughter going for more hours. The writers of that myth believed the sun orbited the Earth.
  • There was never a mighty kingdom of Israel so impressive that a visiting queen would have been so wowed as to remark "The half has not been told!"
  • Herod did not rule (GMatt) concurrently with Quirinius being governor of Syria (GLuke).
  • Herod never ordered a mass slaughter of male children (GMatt)
  • Quirinius never ordered a musical chairs census (GLuke)
  • Pilate was a brutal man who wouldn't have given a flying fart what an angry Jewish mob wanted
  • GMatt's zombie apocalypse concurrent with Jesus's crucifixion is ridiculous, as it implies a bunch of people living in the city would recognize the faces of a bunch of people who had been dead for hundreds of years. No photographs, just intuition I suppose.
  • The four canonical gospels stumble all over themselves contradicting nearly every detail about resurrection morning

These are merely a small sampling of the many inconsistencies between biblical narratives and actual history. It's not like I'm angry at the bible or anything, I'm just calling a spade a spade. I've seen folks rationalize these things away in various ways using metaphor, tortured reinterpretation of passages, etc., but once you start down that road you have to let the devout Muslim apologize for the gaffes in the Quran and you have to give the devout Mormon the same liberty to rationalize the stupidity of the BOM and associated trappings of that faith. In other words, fair is fair.

Here's what we know: People make shit up. They make lots of stories up about crazy, impossible or unlikely things. There is nearly a limitless supply of such stories.

We also know that people do not just magically heal blindness with a touch, walk unassisted on the surface of storm-tossed water, feed thousands of people on just enough food for maybe a dozen people, raise people from the dead or levitate off into the sky to disappear into the clouds. Things like that do not happen. But people make up stories all the time. Is it so irrational to first think that maybe, just maybe these stories about all these fantastic events were also made up?

Our buddy Lumpenproletariat poo-poo's the idea that "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." I can find no other area in life where we routinely accept as actual claims as extraordinary as the ones contained in the canonical gospels merely based on nothing else besides anonymous written stories. As others have pointed out we generally at least separate the mythological Cyclops from the actual battles that are sometimes contained in mythologized tales. Battles are common. Cyclops's, not so much. Tales of miracle-working prophets are a dime a dozen. Ancient Greek and Roman myths of demigods sired by Zeus fornicating with a mortal woman are so common as to make folks wonder how Yahweh managed keep it in his pants as long as he did. But actual examples of people levitating off into the sky to disappear into the clouds, that's on a level with a cyclops. Show me a cyclops and I'll start believing they exist. Show me a levitating demigod and I'll extend the same courtesy to your favorite myth. Until then please don't be offended by the fact that I regard your favorite myth with the same respect that I give the Rig Veda or Joseph Smith's tale of finding ancient golden plates written in "Reformed Egyptian" which he translated by the magic of a seer's stone.
 
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No one has posted the text of any original source relating the Joseph Smith miracles.

I am reminded of the Black Knight in Monty Python's "Quest for the Holy Grail." Arthur reduced him to nothing but a stump and still he was yelling "Come back here, I'll bite your legs off!"

Lumpenproletariat, I remind you that you started this whole fiasco by trying to argue that Joseph Smith was never credited with performing miracles. Your argument at that time was that he saw plates, translated them, etc., but that he, himself was never presented as a miracle working prophet.

You were presented with evidence to the contrary and your response was (like the Black Knight) to refuse to admit you were wrong. You shifted the goalposts, calling into question the legitimacy of the Wikipedia page. Then you were presented with other links to other pages where many of the same claims were made. You then shifted the goalposts again arguing that nobody had produced the original documents - only links.

At this point your arguments on this subject have carry no more weight than the black knight's threat to bite Arthur's legs off. Your history of goalpost shifting makes it veritable surety that if I were to go to the effort of purchasing a copy of Woodruff's journal for no other purpose than to transcribe his journal entry from July 22, 1839 you would simply move the goalposts again, claiming that until I presented you with the original handwritten journal I had nothing. I'm done dealing with this ridiculous argument. Keep tilting away if you want to. The fact remains that there are many legends of Joseph Smith performing miracles, and many of them come from named sources complete with dates. Much better attestation to the "historicity" of the events, and yet we still know it's all bullshit.
 
Okay, now that's just whining.
Nope. It's futile whining to folks who don't care.
But if you want to label it as such I'll just have to assume that's what you call whining,

...The bible is evidence of a sort. So are other ancient documents, archaeological discoveries, official records, ruins, etc., from whatever period is in question. But like every other written story the bible is justifiably treated with skepticism until corroboration is discovered.

I'm pretty sure historians understand that many ancient documents won't ever be corroborated because of their unique and precious nature. They are one-off documents and if not for them we wouldn't have ANY record of certain historical events.
To demand/expect eventual corroboration from some other source is unreasonable. But of course modern people are entitled to speak in terms of probability and opinion and likelihood when discussing their beliefs about ancient historical documents. If you want to believe some historical document contains falsehoods that's your business.

... Actual historians have already determined that a great deal of the stories contained in the bible were complete fabrications, so it has earned the skepticism rational people give its fantastic claims. That's just being sensible, not polemic.

How does an 'actual' historian determine something false if there is no competing historical evidence?
The demand for corroborating evidence is just as much an admission that there is no contradictory historical evidence.


...Things we know the bible got wrong:
Whoa! Slow down pal. Firstly, who is "we"? Better you should speak for yourself rather than co-opting a whole bunch of invisible people onto your cheer squad. In the freethought community I'm not accustomed to seeing one person speak and think on behalf of everyone else. Secondly, "we" do not know the bible got xyz wrong since "we" don't all agree what the bible says or intends to say. (And I really hope you aren't gonna be one of those bible skeptics who presumes to teach me proper hermeneutics.)

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[*] The Genesis myth is thoroughly debunked.
No it hasn't. You can think so but I think otherwise.

... The Earth did not exist before the sun (beating it by 3 days),
The bible does not assert this.

... the sun did not exist before all the other stars,
The bible does not assert this.

... liquid water and plant life on earth did not exist before the sun existed, etc.
The bible does not assert this.

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[*] The flood myth is just that -- a myth, and an absurd one at that.
You're just asserting stuff is myth and arguing from personal incredulity. There's more than enough water on earth to flood the entire planet and that's without even invoking God as a miraculous prime mover. You think God doesn't exist. I think He does. I guess that's a nil-all-draw.

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[*] Language did not suddenly spring up from a central location in the mid-east.
You don't think humans came out of Africa? That would have necessitated them traversing MENA.
Oh, and last time I checked writing was invented in Mesopotamia. (Isn't that where Abraham lived?)

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[*] The 10 Plagues of Egypt did not happen
Yes they did. (See? Gainsaying is fun.)

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[*] It is impossible for the sun to stand still in the sky so a bunch of bronze-age warriors can keep a brutal slaughter going for more hours. The writers of that myth believed the sun orbited the Earth.

The writers of the bible believed God can do anything. So, no. Not impossible.

...[*] There was never a mighty kingdom of Israel so impressive that a visiting queen would have been so wowed as to remark "The half has not been told!"

You are just making historical claims you cannot possibly know. By your own skeptical method of doing history I ought to disbelieve your counter-claim as pure speculation - speculation with a dash of anti-God bias. At least the bible writers took the time to keep a permanent record.

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[*] Herod did not rule (GMatt) concurrently with Quirinius being governor of Syria (GLuke).
Have you got historical documentation that Quirinius was not effectively in charge at that time? Otherwise you are just guessing - argument from silence.

...[*] Herod never ordered a mass slaughter of male children (GMatt)
Why is it that Lawrence Krauss accepts the slaughter of the Canaanites (by the same Israelites who allegedly never escaped captivity in Egypt) but refuses to believe that a middle-eastern dictator, who also killed members of his OWN family, would not conduct this type of mass murder?
Once again you are engaging in 21st century speculation as against the claim of an actual piece of historical text from much closer in time to the event as stated.

...[*] Quirinius never ordered a musical chairs census (GLuke)
Um...it was Caesar who ordered the census.

...[*] Pilate was a brutal man who wouldn't have given a flying fart what an angry Jewish mob wanted

Agreed. And I'm pretty sure he wasn't loved and adored by the Jewish mob either.

...[*] GMatt's zombie apocalypse concurrent with Jesus's crucifixion is ridiculous, as it implies a bunch of people living in the city would recognize the faces of a bunch of people who had been dead for hundreds of years. No photographs, just intuition I suppose.

You don't seem to know the text very well. It doesn't claim the faces of the 'zombies' were individually recognized.
Are you just copy/pasting this list of stuff from somewhere else?

...[*] The four canonical gospels stumble all over themselves contradicting nearly every detail about resurrection morning

No they don't. In fact they agree to such an extent that people like you accuse them of collaboration/plagiarism.

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These are merely a small sampling of the many inconsistencies between biblical narratives and actual history.

Oh if only you had presented actual (unbiased) history to back up your personal speculations.

... It's not like I'm angry at the bible or anything,

What an odd thing to say. Are there bible skeptic/historians who ARE angry at the bible?

... I'm just calling a spade a spade. I've seen folks rationalize these things away in various ways using metaphor, tortured reinterpretation of passages, etc., but once you start down that road you have to let the devout Muslim apologize for the gaffes in the Quran and you have to give the devout Mormon the same liberty to rationalize the stupidity of the BOM and associated trappings of that faith. In other words, fair is fair.

How about we let individual people think and speak for themselves? You have your understanding of what you think the bible/quran/BOM says and they have theirs. If you want to characterise their exegeses and hermeneutics as 'tortured' they perhaps might think as much of yours. I don't doubt there is a great deal of subjective opinion and bias on both sides.

...Here's what we know: People make shit up.

You mean like the claims you made above?

...They make lots of stories up about crazy, impossible or unlikely things. There is nearly a limitless supply of such stories.
I don't think its impossible for an omnipotent being to do the stuff we read about in the bible.
Your skepticism on the other hand is exactly tantamount to the claim that God can't do supernormal stuff.

...We also know that people do not just magically heal blindness with a touch, walk unassisted on the surface of storm-tossed water, feed thousands of people on just enough food for maybe a dozen people, raise people from the dead or levitate off into the sky to disappear into the clouds.

The bible doesnt claim that ordinary people routinely do 'magical' stuff. In fact the bible makes a point of differentiating stuff the disciples were UNABLE to do but which Jesus could do. If you are committed to thinking that Jesus was in no way special or different then you would be right to doubt He could do those things. but at least have the intellectual honesty to admit that the bible places Jesus in a different category. You are saying people other than Jesus can't do 'xyz' and the bible agrees with you.

... Things like that do not happen. But people make up stories all the time. Is it so irrational to first think that maybe, just maybe these stories about all these fantastic events were also made up?

Yes people make up stuff. People say the moon landing didn't happen. People say the holocaust didn't happen. People say 9/11 was a hoax/conspiracy. It's quite easy to simply claim that something never happened.
Strangely, however, we don't have many /any counter-gospel documents from 100 AD debunking the NT documents we DO have. And we have the otherwise inexplicable, instant rise of Christianity in such a short period of time which Roman myth-busting capability and political persecution ought to have prevented.

...Our buddy Lumpenproletariat poo-poo's the idea that "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."

Oh I dont poo-poo that maxim. I think it's great epistemology.
And Greco-Roman philosophers and historians also knew that extraordinary claims (obvious lies) would disappear quite quickly unless people had a reason to think they were true. And the Gospel accounts were definitely extraordinary. They would have been met with initial skepticism - by folks like Pilate and Herod and the Sanhedrin.

Yes, extraordinary claims do demand extraordinary evidence alright! And one of the most extraordinary claims ever made is the one made by anti-theist proselytizers. Their claim is that EVERY SINGLE reported instance of the divine or the supernatural that has EVER BEEN MADE at any time by any person throughout THE ENTIRE COURSE OF HUMAN HISTORY are all deliberate lies or delusions.
Now THAT is an extraordinary claim.
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Yes, extraordinary claims do demand extraordinary evidence alright! And one of the most extraordinary claims ever made is the one made by anti-theist proselytizers. Their claim is that EVERY SINGLE reported instance of the divine or the supernatural that has EVER BEEN MADE at any time by any person throughout THE ENTIRE COURSE OF HUMAN HISTORY are all deliberate lies or delusions.
Now THAT is an extraordinary claim.
But that's not all that extraordinary. We can find evidence for delusions. We have all experienced lies.
Such things exist.
Using things that exist to explain something isn't NEARLY as extraordinary as claiming the existence of things that can't be evidenced. Or if not 'can't' we could say 'haven't' been evidenced in any reliable manner for a few thousand years in hundreds of cultures.

Prove one god exists, and we're a step close to accepting that any suggested god exists. But that first step seems to be a bit of a show-stopper.
 
Yes, extraordinary claims do demand extraordinary evidence alright! And one of the most extraordinary claims ever made is the one made by anti-theist proselytizers. Their claim is that EVERY SINGLE reported instance of the divine or the supernatural that has EVER BEEN MADE at any time by any person throughout THE ENTIRE COURSE OF HUMAN HISTORY are all deliberate lies or delusions.
Now THAT is an extraordinary claim.
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I'm glad we have some common ground on which to discuss this. I think you're putting words into the mouths of these anti-theist proselytizers. For the time being I will back off the assertions I made about the Genesis myth, as it's a bit of a derail. I'd enjoy debating you on whether or not the original myth asserts the things I included in my list, and no I did not copy/paste it from somewhere. Those were things I came up with off the top of my head, although I will admit that I've been studying this for a long time. I will also admit that I am open to reasonable arguments that show where I'm wrong. I've been wrong about many things over the years and welcome the opportunity to become right.

But I have never claimed the following:
EVERY SINGLE reported instance of the divine or the supernatural that has EVER BEEN MADE at any time by any person throughout THE ENTIRE COURSE OF HUMAN HISTORY are all deliberate lies or delusions.

What I have claimed and will continue to do so is that to date I have never seen evidence extraordinary enough to convince me that even a single supernatural event occurred. I've seen lots of magic tricks that looked impressive, and which I honestly have no clue how they are done, so I can see how someone nefarious could convince people that they have some special power, but I've never actually seen evidence that is impressive enough to demonstrate that an omnipotent god exists who can move mountains simply by responding to the request of a believer or restore an amputated limb, or any of the other things that would be evidence of such power. Even something so simple as a levitating prophet who is not using wires or other mechanical devices, only magic (or whatever you want to call the hooey this omnipotent invisible friend of yours possesses. I'll be glad to be convinced. Show me the evidence.
 
But I have never claimed the following:
EVERY SINGLE reported instance of the divine or the supernatural that has EVER BEEN MADE at any time by any person throughout THE ENTIRE COURSE OF HUMAN HISTORY are all deliberate lies or delusions.

Maybe start smaller? What do either of you think of the statement: EVERY SINGLE reported instance of Santa Claus delivering presents that has EVER BEEN MADE at any time by any person throughout THE ENTIRE COURSE OF CHRISTMAS HISTORY can all be explained by parents, grandparents, foster parents, siblings, movie directors, stage actors and Coca-Cola?

Is that an EXTRAORDINARY claim that requires EXTRAORDINARY evidence, or just some quibbling over the list*?

*Aunts, Uncles, Cartoon voice talent...
 
Scaling down the claim and limiting (retreating) to just one single quasi-terrestrial myth is an admission that you can't defend your position entirely.
 
Scaling down the claim and limiting (retreating) to just one single quasi-terrestrial myth is an admission that you can't defend your position entirely.
I'm still intrigued by the clearly implied assertion that fabulous, ancient claims should be accepted, because we should not expect any corroboration or evidence owing to the fact that these claims are both fabulous and ancient.

I suppose I should not be surprised if I walked up my own arse.
 
Scaling down the claim and limiting (retreating) to just one single quasi-terrestrial myth is an admission that you can't defend your position entirely.
Not at all.
It's the same claim, really. God, or Zeus or Santa Claus, St. Ignatz the Unclaimed, Quetzacoatl, Amateratsu...

The claim is that there are plenty of explanations for any report of their existence, their actions or their involvements in history that do not require one to invoke the supernatural. Pony up one supernatural element that must be accepted because the evidence is worth a shit, then we must examine every claim ever made in light of such established evidence.

...Leprechauns, ghosts, chupacabra, flying horses, talking asses, unicorns, world floods, flying prophets, talking flames, king of the goblins, queen of Winter, angels, demons, djinni, efreeti, Corn Woman, Coyote stealing frogs' vaginas, Raven stealing the sun, Thor's lightning...

It is exactly the same as if Trump blames a political setback on Cruz (who exists but may or may not be guilty) or Lex Luthor (who doesn't exist so cannot be guilty). If the zillions of Trump Followers think, instead, that the blame should fall on Mr. Freeze, Rhino, Darkseid, Thanos, Venom, Stiltman, or the Silver Surfer.

First, prove that ANY supervillains exist, before we have to acknowledge that any one of them COULD be the cause of Trump's current woes.
 
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