A Florida man was scalped by a black panther

[Potoooooooo]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-man-scalped-black-panther-154515432.html
after he paid $150 for an illegal 'full contact' experience at a backyard animal sanctuary

 

[Angry Floof]

Very on-brand, Florida Man. I hope they removed the animal and sent it to a sanctuary where they're not exploited.

 

[Jayjay]

He got scalped alright. The Panther only paid $15 for the ticket.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

He got scalped alright. The Panther only paid $15 for the ticket.

He'll be here all week, folks! Don't forget to tip your waitresses.

 

[ZiprHead]

He got scalped alright. The Panther only paid $15 for the ticket.

He'll be here all week, folks! Don't forget to tip your waitresses.

And try the veal.