AthenaAwakened
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This entire thread is wrong! The Bible says exactly whatever I want it to say, and anyone who disagrees with me is wrong!
That's how I know that when the Bible says it's OK to beat your slaves to death as long as it takes them more than a couple days to die, I know that what it really says is that slavery is wrong. See, you have to take it in context, which is exactly what you stupid atheists never do because you don't take the time to learn about the Bible before criticizing it.
STOP PERSECUTING ME! [/christianlampoon]
That's how I know that when the Bible says it's OK to beat your slaves to death as long as it takes them more than a couple days to die, I know that what it really says is that slavery is wrong. See, you have to take it in context, which is exactly what you stupid atheists never do because you don't take the time to learn about the Bible before criticizing it.
STOP PERSECUTING ME! [/christianlampoon]