A new Queen for Sweden

[SLD]

https://www.thelocal.se/20181004/eight-year-old-swedish-girl-pulls-1000-year-old-sword-from-lake

An 8 year old girl finds a sword in a lake that predates the Viking invasions of Europe. Very interesting archeological find.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

About frigging time. I'd gotten bored waiting around for a prophesized saviour to show up and had almost left for lunch and missed her.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

Will be--but it doesn't specify when she ascends to the throne!

 

[SLD]

Of course, you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

SLD

 

[WAB]

Of course, you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

SLD

Really! I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

 

[Derec]

https://www.thelocal.se/20181004/eight-year-old-swedish-girl-pulls-1000-year-old-sword-from-lake

An 8 year old girl finds a sword in a lake that predates the Viking invasions of Europe. Very interesting archeological find.

Strange women living in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!\

Edited to add: SLD beat me to it, damn.