Bomb#20 said:
Makes me suspect the reasonable people here don't care what I think the proper course of action for the RCC is.
For my part, it's not that, but that I'm not inclined to try to give you more work when you have a good number of unreasonable claims and arguments being thrown at you. But if you have the time, please go ahead.
Okeydoke.
Not having seen any evidence for the existence of hive minds, it seems to me that to talk about "the proper course of action for the RCC" is technically a category error; but never mind that. As it happens, theoretically the RCC is an absolute monarchy. So theoretically we can just equate that question with the perfectly sensible question "What's the proper course of action for the Pope?".
(Of course, in theory there's no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there's a great deal of difference.

I'm not privy to the internal workings of the RCC; I don't know how much control the Pope really has. The RCC has had two thousand years to evolve defense mechanisms to protect itself against a Pope who goes, let us say, off the reservation.

So I'm assuming here that any such mechanisms can be worked around. If they can't be, a whole different analysis is required. Ought implies can.)
So, in my view, the first thing the Pope ought to do is hire a team of really good lawyers -- non-Christian lawyers he pays to be loyal to him rather than loyal to the RCC -- and take their advice on how to put his reform project into effect. The rest of what follows is my overview of how he should proceed; I'm sure smart lawyers would spot my naive mistakes in five seconds and find a better route to the overall objective.
The next step is to do a grand survey of the church's legal assets and moral liabilities. The first moral liability is that the RCC has put itself in the position of having a lot of the world's poor people depending on it for survival. These people's lives have to come ahead of redressing past wrongs. So the Pope should order a grand re-org. The church-funded charities should be taken out of the authority of local dioceses, combined, and spun off as an independent non-profit organization, with enough of the RCC's assets and ongoing legitimate businesses devolved to it to make it actuarially sound going forward.
Then he should announce that the church is done with protecting child molesters and hand over the church's internal files on its priests to local law enforcement. The church was protecting them partly because there's an extreme shortage of priests, which is partly because of the celibacy requirement. It doesn't just reduce the applicant pool; it also decreases the proportion of priests with commonplace sexual tastes, which mathematically must increase the proportion with atypical tastes of all varieties -- child molesters among them. The Pope should rule that that's also over and done with, and priests can now marry, have sex, and have children. By the same token, he should rule that women are now eligible to be priests.
If there are any assets left over after the ensuing lawsuits, he should set up a truth and reconciliation commission, hire investigators to find out who the church victimized in living memory, and set up a fund to pay compensation to survivors and their families. Scanning for dead children in unmarked graves would be part of that; but I'm sure there have been all manner of other victims, and they'll all be competing for the same limited asset pool. Not knowing the details of everyone the RCC hurt, I can't guess how close to the front of the line those Canadian so-called "schools" would be.
If there are any assets left over after all that, the Pope should then remind people of Jesus's words about giving away your wealth, hand over legal ownership of all the Catholic churches in the world to their own congregations, and then donate the bulk of the remaining assets to the above mentioned independent charity so they can increase their services to the poor.
Then the Pope should go on a goodwill tour to some place in the Far East where Catholics are rare. Mongolia would be good.
The RCC should retain for itself only enough assets to cleanly wrap up its bureaucratic apparatus. The Pope should then go on Mongolian television and announce ex cathedra the abolition of episcopal polity, declare the RCC to henceforth be Congregationalist, demote all the Cardinals, Archbishops, and Bishops to the rank of parish priest, turn sovereignty of Vatican City over to Italy, and invite every parish where the local priest has been arrested to send a job offer to the ex-Cardinal of its choice.
Then the Pope should invite the parishioners of the world to elect delegates to a convention to write a new Constitution for the church. They can retain the office of Pope or not; it's up to the faithful to choose.
After a new Constitution has been written and adopted by one-Catholic-one-vote, the Pope should go on Mongolian television again and announce ex cathedra that everything the RCC has told people about God for the last two thousand years has just been somebody's guess that got repeated over and over, that neither the Church nor he personally has a privileged line to God, that the RCC is not a moral authority of any sort, and that each Catholic must decide for himself what is right and what his relationship with God is.
Finally, the Pope should go on Mongolian television one last time and announce ex cathedra that neither any past Pope, nor any future Pope, nor he himself, is infallible.
Sound good? Anybody disagree? Anybody persuaded of anything he didn't already think?