Actual Conversation I Had at my Brother's House and It Ain't Even Turkey Day Yet.

[AthenaAwakened]

Brother: Honor thy mother and father. That's in the scripture
Me: You know what else is in the scripture? You can't eat shrimp
Bother: No, that ain't in there.
Me: Want me to show you?
Brother: You got a broke book.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Brother: Honor thy mother and father. That's in the scripture
Me: You know what else is in the scripture? You can't eat shrimp
Bother: No, that ain't in there.
Me: Want me to show you?
Brother: You got a broke book.

Then we go straight to the Christain Bookstore, and you can SHOW me the version that doesn't have that scripture....

 

[Politesse]

Better dump it on broke book mountain.

 

[Atheos]

Yeah, but Jeebus died so we could eat scrimps. But he still wants us to be ornery to our father and mother.

 

[Underseer]

Brother: Honor thy mother and father. That's in the scripture
Me: You know what else is in the scripture? You can't eat shrimp
Bother: No, that ain't in there.
Me: Want me to show you?
Brother: You got a broke book.

Just wait until you show him the part that gives instructions on the right and wrong way to beat your slaves to death.