Boltzman's brain

[Kharakov]

You are misinformed. Ritual masturbation is practiced in a number of Hindu sects. I'd give you links to websites, but it is parlous to google such terms.

It seems like the "God wants you to masturbate" churches have died out. Maybe a curse from God?

Any sect which does not encourage procreation among it's members, has a limited life span. Celibacy works well, as long as it is confined to a small percentage of the congregation. No religious sect has ever survived on evangelizing and recruiting, alone.

Nobody gets my fucking jokes.