Caption Contest

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Have we gone viral yet?

 

[Atheos]

Mom, tell me the truth. Was I adopted?

 

[ZiprHead]

I keep telling you, Myrtle, the rug is not a real bear.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

..,and I said, that isn't my... whatever the heck that thing is... that's my wife!

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

The first use of a polar bear in a Coca Cola commercial was far less successful.

 

[Atheos]

Gustav had the most annoying habit of playing "pocket pool" anytime he was being photographed.

 

[AirPoh]

Here we go:

The Last Yeti.

 

[angelo]

Cheese, cheese I said, not growl!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

The Last Yeti.

Winner! Take it away, AirPoh!

 

[AirPoh]

The Last Yeti.

Winner! Take it away, AirPoh!

Thank You!

Try this one.

 

[Veritass]

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Say, neighbor! I'm making a recipe for disaster.
Do you have a cup-and-a-half of armor-piercing rounds I could borrow?

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Yes, but penile enlargement surgery cost $50,000. This was clearly the fiscally responsible choice.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Duh... gunz!

 

[ZiprHead]

Why doesn't daddy love me?

 

[TV and credit cards]

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Nimrod: "Has anyone seen a rabbit with a pancake on it's head?"

 

[TV and credit cards]

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I ordered the chicken and waffles and I get a rabbit with a pancake on it's head.

 

[angelo]

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Hello. Have heard the good news about Jesus?

 

[AirPoh]

Yes, but penile enlargement surgery cost $50,000. This was clearly the fiscally responsible choice.

WINNER IS ...

Tom Sawyer.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Yes, but penile enlargement surgery cost $50,000. This was clearly the fiscally responsible choice.

WINNER IS ...

Tom Sawyer.

I'm looking at the bunny/pancake image, just above and wondering how in the heck that caption works.