Caption Contest

[Keith&Co.]

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"I cast 'Rain of Clams'!"
"That's not a magic user spell."
"Well, it otter be!"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Melvin, where's your brother?

 

[ZiprHead]

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"I'm ready, Donald. Throw me the paper towels."

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

"I cast 'Rain of Clams'!"
"That's not a magic user spell."
"Well, it otter be!"

Runner-up ZiperHead with "I'm ready, Donald. Throw me the paper towels."

 

[Keith&Co.]

Whoa! Heady competition.
Okay:
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[ZiprHead]

Whoa! Heady competition.
Okay:
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I so much want to write

H M
E E
L
P

on those feet.

 

[Gospel]

Whoa! Heady competition.
Okay:
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This is the way of an adulteress: she eats and wipes her mouth and says, “I have done no wrong.” Proverbs 30:20

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

And that was when God knew he must make homosexual relations a sin, because otherwise, nothing would ever get done.

 

[starwater]

Whoa! Heady competition.
Okay:
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Mulcahy had the last laugh, as a closet homosexual during life, he created his tombstone before he died. His only regret was he was not able to witness his homophobic relations looking on in horror.

 

[Wiploc]

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Headstone or stone head?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Headstone or stone head?

Gonna go with the pun. Winns!

 

[Wiploc]

Thanks.

Caption this:

 

[ZiprHead]

"I will name him Bacon, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him"

 

[Thomas II]

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That'll do...

 

[Gospel]

Talking animals are blasphemous and unnatural but making a pet out of my future meal isn't. ~Love Kansas~

 

[Wiploc]

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That'll do...

Winner!

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks

 

[Gospel]

Two people that I don't give a fuck about, kissing.

 

[Thomas II]

WEEKEND DOUBLE

 

[fromderinside]

Weekend double response.

Rats!