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Veritass
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"Nice satchel."
"You, too."
Mindlab Expositor
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Man 1: Hi.
Man 2: Hi.
Man 1: May I borrow some clothes?
Man 2: Here. Take these.
Man 1: Thanks... Why do they feel sticky?
Man 2: I wore them for about a month without showering.
Man 2: Hi.
Man 1: May I borrow some clothes?
Man 2: Here. Take these.
Man 1: Thanks... Why do they feel sticky?
Man 2: I wore them for about a month without showering.
Thomas II
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Out of contest...
DO-YOU-HAVE-ANY-GREY-POUPON!?
DO-YOU-HAVE-ANY-GREY-POUPON!?
Atheos
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Stan had an uneasy feeling when they told him to remove his 3 piece suit before entering the last door for his "bar" exam...
Once he realized what the final exam was...
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"Red rover, red rover, send the mail bag on over!"
Mindlab Expositor
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"Red rover, red rover, send the mail bag on over!"
Spoken like someone who's been there.
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Oh, no! The one underway replenishment we tried, the helo turned sharply in our wake and the pallet of supplies popped free, sinking like a rock into the Atlantic. I'm not sure what we'd have done with the pallet, anyway. THey don't fit through the hatch...
"Red rover, red rover, send the mail bag on over!"
Spoken like someone who's been there.
No, on the sub, we pack enough for the whole deployment.
TV and credit cards
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What's that chief?
Personnel Highline Transfer?
No.
Why?
TV and credit cards
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Turn your head and fish.
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How about both pics?
Man 1: How long do we have to wait here?
Man 2: The Captain said to wait here until they get back.
Man 1: What if they don't like how we're dressed?
Man 2: Don't worry about it. Just make sure the Don't Ask Don't Tell documents are in the briefcase.
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How about both pics?
Man 1: How long do we have to wait here?
Man 2: The Captain said to wait here until they get back.
Man 1: What if they don't like how we're dressed?
Man 2: Don't worry about it. Just make sure the Don't Ask Don't Tell documents are in the briefcase.
hyzer
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When you fish without pants, you have to be prepared for what you lure in . . . .
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Ted Nugent?
Thomas II
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WINNERS 
Well done!
I was looking for a red rover reference, or a "Fishy,fishy cross my ocean"...
Whomever posts the next picture takes it away!
Well done!I was looking for a red rover reference, or a "Fishy,fishy cross my ocean"...
Whomever posts the next picture takes it away!
Keith&Co.
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thanx.
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Look, ma! I'm on TV!
hyzer
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"Ma'am, I see you brought in three dozen newspapers, but the TV is not free. One coupon per customer..."
"Ma'am, I see you brought in three dozen newspapers, but the TV is not free. One coupon per customer..."
angelo
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Nooooo!!! Its mine!