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Cat likes to have cocktails

Angry Floof

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My cat's a bit of a bohemian. She likes after-shower droplets and hot tub water.
 
My cat likes to have a "cocktail" whenever I have a drink (she meows until she gets it) and she'll only drink out of this festive glass

Traditional Fellini

Ingredients:
2 parts tuna can juice
1 part catnip bitters
1 crippled housefly

Preperation [sic]:
Shake tuna juice and bitters vigorously with ice. Strain into chilled martini glass. Carefully top with still-live fly. Garnish with a piece of grass to be chewed on, and eventually thrown-up.

:hysterical:
 
My cat's the oddball in the party. He only drinks water, neat, shaken not stirred, and only from the tap. And only after a night of hard bird on a stick chasing revelry to top off.
 
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