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Cocaine-Gate!!!

 
 
 
Cheerful Charlie said:
Ford said:
Jimmy Higgins said:
Yes, this needs to be sorted out
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Does it, though?

I mean..."cocaine found in a government building in Washington DC" is about as shocking a headline as "cocaine found in financial office on Wall Street" or "cocaine found in rich kid's college dorm room in the 80s." (that last one is just an example. I hardly knew that guy)

If anyone is still even mildly surprised that people at high levels of our government (pun intended) aren't ingesting chemicals to keep up a 20 hour a day work schedule, I'd like to sell them a fresh box of Trump Steaks.

And the GOP? "OMG there's drugs at work in Washington DC? We need to be outraged!" is about as sincere as pretending to be shocked over an extramarital affair after elevating said steak salesman to the leadership of their party. But then...they truck in outdated outrage all the time. To hear the GOP tell things, the biggest threats to this country are communism, the gays, and (apparently now) a drug that stopped being "edgy" when Studio 54 shut down.
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Noel Casler Who worked with Trump in the days of Trump's Miss America Pageant and The Apprentice Show stated Trump was notorious for his use of cocaine and snorting Adderol. And pooping his depends on tThe Apprentice set. As Caseler pointed out, heavy cocaine use has a laxative effect.
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I have mentioned it before, but I knew someone who was a cast member on The Apprentice. She never saw him do drugs (or poop his diapers) but she did get sexually harassed by him on day one and confirmed that he's a colossal asshole in person.

So there's that.
 
TV and credit cards said:
Well if this doesn't work out, there's always Barbie-Gate. GOP's got plenty of irons in the fire. Someone has to save us from personal drug use and Warner Bros.
GOP declares war on ... Barbie
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What's wrong with that? I form all my geopolitical opinions on a child's doll.

I'm surprised the GOP is so offended by Barbie. She's white, blond, has a kitchen, always smiles, never speaks and because she's not married her vagina is sewn shut. I thought that was the ultimate GOP fantasy.
 
Apparently they found Hunter passed out in a secure location with the baggy boofed. Well that’s the story from local conservatives. They posted stories indicating the it ws definitely Hunter’s drugs from a non public pry of the White House.
 
Jimmy Higgins said:
Cocaine was found in the White House, GOP led House demands why the White House was sullied with such disgrace. No really.

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The cocaine was in a small Ziploc bag and found in a cubby used by visitors to store cellphones and other personal items in an area near the West Executive entryway on the ground floor of the West Wing.
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Color me skeptical. When I first saw a headline on this, I figured cocaine was found in the building, on a table... next to a passed out Hunter Biden. But it was found in a baggie, in a cubby for visitors to place their personal items (cell phones, keys, illicit narcotics). I have a hard time thinking someone would bring that to the White House, put it in a cubby, and forget to take it? I mean, all three things seem implausible. It would seem more likely it was put there to be found.
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Actually, I find it quite reasonable:

Someone came to the White House with a baggie of cocaine inside a personal item--my first guess would be a purse. They inadvertently knocked it out of whatever it was in. When they left they were unaware it had fallen out and thus didn't try to retrieve it.
 
Drug use is endemic everywhere. It would surprise me if there weren't dozens of regular cocaine users in the Whitehouse.

And it's basically not a problem, unless it's a problem - if someone is using drugs in a way and to a degree that it impacts their ability to do their job, they'll likely be fired even if they're successful in concealing their drug use. And if their use isn't affecting their job performance, it's as unimportant as the undoubted use of alcohol by attendees of after work drinks on a Friday.
 
If only someone had told Hunter: "You don't want no part of this shit."

 
Cheerful Charlie said:
The White House needs a dope sniffing dog. And one at the entrance of the House Of Representitives.
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I suspect they have dogs. Probably not dope sniffers but still dogs. Probably trained to sniff for explosives. I think someone dumped the coke in order to not get busted.
 
Ford said:
I have mentioned it before, but I knew someone who was a cast member on The Apprentice. She never saw him do drugs (or poop his diapers) but she did get sexually harassed by him on day one and confirmed that he's a colossal asshole in person.
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As opposed to his charming and magnanimous public persona? Hard to believe!
 
Loren Pechtel said:
Someone came to the White House with a baggie of cocaine inside a personal item--my first guess would be a purse. They inadvertently knocked it out of whatever it was in. When they left they were unaware it had fallen out and thus didn't try to retrieve it.
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Hunter Biden wears a purse?
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