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Conservative Can't Buy A Toaster Oven, Complains On Twitter And Gets Hilariously Toasted Himself

It doesn't appear that he actually says *why* social distancing and a mask prevented him from obtaining a toaster (or toaster oven).

Maybe Fox News has reported it's a good place to store your 7.62mm rounds and there's been a run on them?
 
jonatha said:
It doesn't appear that he actually says *why* social distancing and a mask prevented him from obtaining a toaster (or toaster oven).

Maybe Fox News has reported it's a good place to store your 7.62mm rounds and there's been a run on them?
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In the right wing moron mentality, anything is evidence of society being destroyed by anyone who isn't them. The weather wasn't the exact right temperature that he wanted, therefore society is tumbling down and it's all because the weather is a liberal plot to make Trump look bad.
 
Conservatives hate following absurd rules. Unless it's one of their corporate overlords writing the rules. But even then, a pure profit incentive better be the only reason for the rule. If there's so much of a whiff of social responsibility or decent behavior involved, it must be part of the Shadowy Government Conspiracy to outlaw traditional American values.
 
Dudes, the toasters are the slippery slope! First it is small kitchen appliances like toasters, blenders, coffee makers. Then it is larger things like vacuums, then larger things like stovetops and refrigerators. It continues going down hill, and before you know it, you'll have to wash your hands before purchasing a car! Is that the America you want to live in?
 
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