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Conservative: liberals will create hurricanes to keep Trump voters away from polls in next election

 
 
 
Don't look at me. I was the one that made Maria send so many Puerto Ricans to Florida. Some other liberals will have to do some heavy lifting.
 
Underseer said:
http://www.joemygod.com/2018/06/04/...midterms-to-suppress-voting-by-trump-backers/

We dastardly liberals will stoop to anything! Muwahahahahaha!

We also criticize Nazis without using "both sides" arguments to make the Nazis seem less bad! Ooga booga boo!
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It should surprise nobody when the Nazis attack the Poles polls.

According to NOAA, the peak of Hurricane Season is from mid-August until late October; That a hurricane (or two) might affect the USA shortly before Election Day in early November is the kind of 'prophesy' that you would have to be VERY unlucky to fail to get right.

In other news, I predict that the sun will rise tomorrow, and that there will be two high tides on that same day. If this happens, you must recognize me as a true prophet and send me $1,000,000.
 
I am working hard to send a hurricane to hit Mar-A-Lago and Limbaugh's compound. The trick is to get the "dirty side" of the hurricane to hit there.
 
Cheerful Charlie said:
I am working hard to send a hurricane to hit Mar-A-Lago and Limbaugh's compound. The trick is to get the "dirty side" of the hurricane to hit there.
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Did you remember to use Obama's secret weather weapon?

You're not a real liberal unless you have access to the weather weapon.

President Trump, the smartest president we've ever had, watches the Alex Jones show, so you know that the weather weapon is real!
 
We wouldn't have to be messing with these lousy unpredictable weather machines if the Obama administration hadn't screwed up getting those ebola-infected brownshirts into the country so that he could declare martial law, stay for an additional term in office, and then use Jade Helm to sell Texas back to Mexico, thus altering the delicate red/blue balance and permanently outlawing Christianity. Then all we had to do was start showing up at Christian homes late at night to force sodomy upon the men in front of their wives, thus bringing forth super, mixed race homosexual ass demons to do our bidding.

(All of those are actual conspiracies I've heard, no shit. )

We wonder why they believe anything Trump says?!
 
braces_for_impact said:
We wouldn't have to be messing with these lousy unpredictable weather machines if the Obama administration hadn't screwed up getting those ebola-infected brownshirts into the country so that he could declare martial law, stay for an additional term in office, and then use Jade Helm to sell Texas back to Mexico, thus altering the delicate red/blue balance and permanently outlawing Christianity. Then all we had to do was start showing up at Christian homes late at night to force sodomy upon the men in front of their wives, thus bringing forth super, mixed race homosexual ass demons to do our bidding.

(All of those are actual conspiracies I've heard, no shit. )

We wonder why they believe anything Trump says?!
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How can you doubt anything Alex Jones says? The smartest president ever listens to him, so you should to!
 
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