Covfefe throughout the ages

[AthenaAwakened]

• I came, I saw, I covfefe
• But soft. What light through yonder covfefe breaks?
• I only regret, that I have but one covfefe to lose for my country
• Four score and seven covfefe ago...
• I toss the covfefe down at the feet of tyranny, I say covfefe today, I say covfefe tomorrow, I say covfefe FOREVER!
• Ask not what your covfefe can do for you, ask what you can do for your covfefe
• You bet your sweet covfefe
• Say goodcovfefe Gracie

 

[ElectEngr]

I know Il Douchebag thinks it is perfect in all things but, come on, dude -- Spell Check needs to be on.

He's not "the most interesting man in the world".

Later,
ElectEngr

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Someone tweeted that may have been the moment a staffer had successfully wrestled the phone from Trump. Another suggested it could be Trump's safe word. The wheel of fortune tweet was the best.

I can't tell whether it is an anagram or whether he just fell asleep while tweeting as there is no punctuation. He likes trolling, so that is even possible. This guy just shouldn't be in the White House.

 

[untermensche]

Yes he is a doddering old man that posts things without even knowing it.

If he weren't so dangerous and destructive I would laugh.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I know Il Douchebag thinks it is perfect in all things but, come on, dude -- Spell Check needs to be on.

He's not "the most interesting man in the world".

Later,
ElectEngr

When using a word processor, he checks its spelling.

 

[funinspace]

Or as a swear word...

Another COVFEFE stupid day!!!

I liked the theory that someone tried to yank the smartphone out of his hand...and it sent midstream.

 

[ElectEngr]

I'm hoping that this is when Il Doughebag stroked and the WH is keeping it mum.

Has anyone see it since the tweet?

Or, it's code to it's minions to take cover because "electric boogaloo" is about to be unleashed in 24 hours.

Later,
ElectEngr

 

[Elixir]

Come
On,
Virtually
Fucking
Everyone
Fixes
Elections!

 

[funinspace]

New fun misc word game?

Come
On,
Virtually
Fucking
Everyone
Fixes
Elections!

Come
On
Virtually
Fucking
Everyone
Fucking
Ejaculations!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I'm hoping that this is when Il Doughebag stroked and the WH is keeping it mum.

Has anyone see it since the tweet?

Or, it's code to it's minions to take cover because "electric boogaloo" is about to be unleashed in 24 hours.

Later,
ElectEngr

There is a Trump tweet at about 6 AM today, and it sounds Trumpish.

 

[funinspace]

I'm hoping that this is when Il Doughebag stroked and the WH is keeping it mum.

Has anyone see it since the tweet?

Or, it's code to it's minions to take cover because "electric boogaloo" is about to be unleashed in 24 hours.

Later,
ElectEngr

There is a Trump tweet at about 6 AM today, and it sounds Trumpish.

Like Spicey couldn't fake it???

 

[Keith&Co.]

So Trump went and tweeted covfefe,
And the nation now babbles and fleefes.
I suppose that you know
The news day is slow
When the world tries to translate bullshfefe.

 

[repoman]

Well obviously he meant to write coverage. But what is the context? Is he just tweeting to himself? Is it a response?

Even if he spelled coverage correctly it is still a shitty tweet.

pretty weak stuff from Trump

 

[Keith&Co.]

There is a Trump tweet at about 6 AM today, and it sounds Trumpish.

Like Spicey couldn't fake it???

Two movies come to mind, 'Dave' and 'Moon Over Parador,' which are ripoffs of the book, Prisoner of Zenda (a plot ripped off almost as often as Christmas Carol). Something bad happens to the ruler of a country and a look-a-like fills in.

Who would they get as Trump's stand in, if he did have a stroke?

Homer Simpson, a spray tan, an orange mop.

 

[braces_for_impact]

This was my response.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Like Spicey couldn't fake it???

Two movies come to mind, 'Dave' and 'Moon Over Parador,' which are ripoffs of the book, Prisoner of Zenda (a plot ripped off almost as often as Christmas Carol).

Isn't that a Peter Sellers movie?

Something bad happens to the ruler of a country and a look-a-like fills in.

Who would they get as Trump's stand in, if he did have a stroke?

Homer Simpson, a spray tan, an orange mop.

Probably a drugged up Alec Baldwin.

 

[funinspace]

So Trump went and tweeted covfefe,
And the nation now babbles and fleefes.
I suppose that you know
The news day is slow
When the world tries to translate bullshfefe.

Sounds halalish...



Yeah, I'd go for Alec Baldwin as a fill in...

 

[ElectEngr]

Like Spicey couldn't fake it???

Two movies come to mind, 'Dave' and 'Moon Over Parador,' which are ripoffs of the book, Prisoner of Zenda (a plot ripped off almost as often as Christmas Carol). Something bad happens to the ruler of a country and a look-a-like fills in.

Who would they get as Trump's stand in, if he did have a stroke?

Homer Simpson, a spray tan, an orange mop.

Certainly not Richard Dreyfuss

Later,
ElectEngr

 

[Keith&Co.]

Two movies come to mind, 'Dave' and 'Moon Over Parador,' which are ripoffs of the book, Prisoner of Zenda (a plot ripped off almost as often as Christmas Carol).

Isn't that a Peter Sellers movie?

Could be... EVERYONE'S done it. Futurama, Get Smart, The Great Race, plus a zillion versions of the novel itself...

 

[funinspace]

Well obviously he meant to write coverage. But what is the context? Is he just tweeting to himself? Is it a response?

Even if he spelled coverage correctly it is still a shitty tweet.

pretty weak stuff from Trump

Well, it is pretty obvious as a half formed tweet, from our half assed 'president'...along with a Yuge typo.