#CrimingWhileWhite

[fromderinside]

I can't compete. The worst thing I've ever done is accidentally run a red light. I'm a lightweight. And a very law abiding citizen. I don't even jaywalk except under duress (like my spouse grabbing my hand and dragging me across the completely empty street while mocking me for being a giant chicken)

Which means you can answer the age old question: why did the (giant) chicken cross the road?

Derec? Is that you? Wow. Crossing the street can be alarming when towed by another. Get a cop.

 

[dismal]

I can't compete. The worst thing I've ever done is accidentally run a red light. I'm a lightweight. And a very law abiding citizen. I don't even jaywalk except under duress (like my spouse grabbing my hand and dragging me across the completely empty street while mocking me for being a giant chicken)

Well, don't forget if you've ever had sex with someone who was drunk you're a rapist.

 

[repoman]

The worst thing I ever did was run from a cop in car to avoid a jaywalking ticket - and it worked.

If you know Seattle it was in front of the OddFellows hall. I had jaywalked across Broadway heading east. When I was alongside the north entrance of the hall the cop said over the loud speaker something like "I need to talk to you." I bolted to the door and up the stairs and then down again then came out the east door after checking to see if the coast was clear.

As a white guy, it just felt right.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

The worst thing I ever did was run from a cop in car to avoid a jaywalking ticket - and it worked.

If you know Seattle it was in front of the OddFellows hall. I had jaywalked across Broadway heading east. When I was alongside the north entrance of the hall the cop said over the loud speaker something like "I need to talk to you." I bolted to the door and up the stairs and then down again then came out the east door after checking to see if the coast was clear.

As a white guy, it just felt right.

The unfortunate part of it all was that you had dropped your wallet and the cop was trying to return it to you.

 

[Angry Floof]

The worst thing I ever did was run from a cop in car to avoid a jaywalking ticket - and it worked.

If you know Seattle it was in front of the OddFellows hall. I had jaywalked across Broadway heading east. When I was alongside the north entrance of the hall the cop said over the loud speaker something like "I need to talk to you." I bolted to the door and up the stairs and then down again then came out the east door after checking to see if the coast was clear.

As a white guy, it just felt right.

You pansy you. Should have worn a hoodie and scootched your pants down to show your boxers. Then you'd have experienced the thrill of risk-taking (and given the cops some exercise in chasing you).