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Defend The Indefensible

This proposition is indefensible.
But then, every person posting on the board who does not post a defense of the proposition could be taken as proof that it cannot be defended, thus is likely indefensible.

Therefore, the lack of defending posts by (at the current time):
4321lynx, abaddon, AlgaeSea, angelo, Angry Floof+, Artemus, atrib, barbos, Bloodnf, caphclimber, Cheerful Charlie, CJW, couch_sloth, crazyfingers, Deepak, Derec, dismal, Don2 (Don1 Revised), DrZoidberg, Eldarion Lathria, Elixir, EvoUK, fast, hardeep, Harry Bosch, Horatio Parker, horhangi, hurtinbuckaroo, ideologyhunter, J842P, James Brown, Jarhyn, Jimmy Higgins, jladam, Jolly_Penguin, jonatha, Koyaanisqatsi, Kusa, lmbzm6, loose cannon, lpetrich, Lunawalk, marc, Max Rockatansky, mudlark, none, phands, Politesse, poster, purple_kathryn, PyramidHead, Question,
RavenSky, RayJ, repoman, ruby sparks, RVonse, Sarpedon, sinkorswim, SixStrings, skepticalbip, SLD, southernhybrid, spikepipsqueak, starwater, T.G.G. Moogly, tammyxm69, Tharmas, The AntiChris, thebeave, thom07, thornvol, Tom Sawyer, Treedbear, TV and credit cards, Underseer, Worldtraveller, ZiprHead

are the indefensible proof.

(My apologies if anyone on my ignore list HAS replied, but I haven't/can't see the post.)

Why am I always last?
 
Many excellent entries, but this masterpiece...

This proposition is indefensible.

This position is defensible because the proposition that this propostion is indefensible can be defended by saying that the proposition that this proposition is indefensible is defensible by saying that the proposition that the proposition that this proposition is defensible because, etc. In others words I will defend this proposition by appealing to an infinite regress, and infinity exists because I say so. I rest my case.

... has to be the winner! :notworthy:
 
Thanks!

I thought Blastula's was better and cleverer, but........I never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Let me see...........something topical here at the forum...


How about....

Men sending unsolicited pics of their dicks to women they don't know is generally a good thing and should be applauded and welcomed.
 
Men sending unsolicited dick pics to women they don't know is a good thing.
It's just the market.
I mean, I don't ask for emails or commercials for natural male enhancement I don't need, cars I can't afford, kitchen aids I won't use, or beauty products for entirely different demographics. But though companies know this, it's worth their time to throw out a few million cheap lures in the hopes that only a tiny percentage get hooked.
And, you know, truth in advertising.
 
In its simplest form, the dick pic is unbridled optimism. It represents a nearly naive sense of hope that this single thing will land a guy in bed with a woman. If you wouldn’t stifle the laughter of children, you can’t mute such wishful and optimistic hope.
 
The men who send unsolicited dick pics are likely to have STDs from the prostitutes they have sex with. The more people who see pics of their dicks, the greater the odds that someone notices a sign of an STD and can alert them, thus reducing the spread of STDs and benefited all of society.
 
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