I like 'elude'. It gets the message across and it saves keystrokes.
Yeah, but the description works like a charm. If you have something with which to replace it so that a mind is an integrated thing in the brain brought about by random, situational, happenstances, surviving, in a mechanistic winding down world be our guest. Describe how your theory can be validated or falsified.
You have the floor.
To elude implies both an eluder and that which is eluded.
If there is an eluder then there is a mind.
The models work but they describe what "nature" does, not what it is. Not what it may be capable of.
Gravity does such and such. What it is is unknown. Even saying it is bent space just begs the question; What is space?
But this goes into left field.
Ultimately I see no argument from you at all. Talking about rocks doesn't say a thing about the mind. Life is a unique direction of matter that does it's own thing.