do you know anyone who's sold or given their soul to the devil?

[tantric]

how so? trey, xtian prayer circle leader, was my best friend in lock up. we talked about that for days - he couldn't make up his mind. it was fun. honestly, i was baiting him to get him to talk to me cause he was a sexy mf, but he liked it. i don't insult other people's beliefs on purpose. and i honestly thought that since we're both in the deep south, callin' a local 'dixie' would be funny. pardon, no offence.

you know you're talking about the bodhisattva vow, right?

Please don't do that.

No, i'm not talking about any vow, i'm talking about what was, at that time, my understanding of what being a Christain was all about. Compassion for others, even our enemies, self-sacrifice and unstinting love.

yes, you are - the vow to put everyone in the universe before yourself and to work for their salvation until the end of time. i don't care if you swear the vow to Socrates, Jesus and Al Gore, it's still a bodhisattva vow. now, that's putting my terms on your experiences, and that's not polite, or cool, but i was just trying to make a point. there's nothing wrong with that attitude - i took the vow, buddhist and CCC. and you never get out of it. after that's it's cosmic love all the way down and you know what they say, 'cosmic love is highly indifferent and completely ruthless - it teaches its lessons whether you like them or not.' apologies again, though, we seem to rub each other wrong? do you like ferrets?

 

[Keith&Co.]

The mild fun was poked at Christains, Tantric.

If certain Christains are faced with the idea that the true Christain thing to do would be to voluntarily go to Hell in someone's place, they will quickly come up with all sorts of justifications for why that is not godly, non-biblical, anti-Christain and probably communistic.
"Well, well, well, no! NO! God has decided these people, these idolators or these abortionist antifamily ungodded evil fornicators deserve Hell, and I deserve Heaven, so me asking to go to Hell is questioning God twice!"


It all comes down to 'I don't want to do that, therefore you must be wrong.' So the idea cannot be allowed to stand because it might lead to them having to suffer the torments they wish on others. Anyone stating they're a-gonna do that is setting a bad example for True Christains.

 

[Unbeatable]

In the summer of 1995, I believed that I sold my soul, or perhaps lost it. I don't recall the details clearly, as I was a child.

 

[Keith&Co.]

yes, you are - the vow to put everyone in the universe before yourself and to work for their salvation until the end of time. i don't care if you swear the vow to Socrates, Jesus and Al Gore, it's still a bodhisattva vow.

This just reminds me a lot of the Christains who tell everyone else 'You know you're really worshiping Satan, right?'

I am not dedicated to ending all suffering. There are quite a few people whose dicks I would set on fire. Just not for eternity.

 

[tantric]

yes, you are - the vow to put everyone in the universe before yourself and to work for their salvation until the end of time. i don't care if you swear the vow to Socrates, Jesus and Al Gore, it's still a bodhisattva vow.

This just reminds me a lot of the Christains who tell everyone else 'You know you're really worshiping Satan, right?'

I am not dedicated to ending all suffering. There are quite a few people whose dicks I would set on fire. Just not for eternity.

actually, i fully agree with that. last night at the gas station, i pulled in next to a poe-lice car, but i couldn't see the cop anywhere. i waited, and he came out of the bathroom - it was one of the absolute bastards who made a hobby out of fucking with me in lock up. when i recognized him, i took a step toward him without thinking. i know what its like to see red. i recall the jane's addiction song: Some people SHOULD die, that's just unconscious knowledge. i just want them to disappear painlessly, but i would settle for just disappearing. not a very good buddhist at times.

i didn't mean you were worshipping buddha or any such thing, just that that's what we call that resolution, regardless of your faith or conviction.

The mild fun was poked at Christains, Tantric.

If certain Christains are faced with the idea that the true Christain thing to do would be to voluntarily go to Hell in someone's place, they will quickly come up with all sorts of justifications for why that is not godly, non-biblical, anti-Christain and probably communistic.
"Well, well, well, no! NO! God has decided these people, these idolators or these abortionist antifamily ungodded evil fornicators deserve Hell, and I deserve Heaven, so me asking to go to Hell is questioning God twice!"


It all comes down to 'I don't want to do that, therefore you must be wrong.' So the idea cannot be allowed to stand because it might lead to them having to suffer the torments they wish on others. Anyone stating they're a-gonna do that is setting a bad example for True Christains.

my buddy decided that if the devil offered him that deal, to take another man's place in hell, that he would, for jesus, but that he would be saved after the apocalypse. i love that stuff.

 

[KeepTalking]

For those that believe selling or giving a soul away is possible, do you know how you can get it back??

Ask to see the contract in order to determine if there is a clause that allows your friend to get his soul back. When your friend is unable to come up with the contract:

"What? No contract? Well, you didn't really sell your soul then, did you?"

 

[Tom Sawyer]

For those that believe selling or giving a soul away is possible, do you know how you can get it back??

Ask to see the contract in order to determine if there is a clause that allows your friend to get his soul back. When your friend is unable to come up with the contract:

"What? No contract? Well, you didn't really sell your soul then, did you?"

Actually, verbal contracts can be legally binding. Satan also has all the lawyers working for him, so any court challenge of the terms of the agreement is probably going to end up going his way.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Well, now, I'm a skeptic, and I want to hear all the offers first. The last chapter of Leviticus tells us that God has a set rate on the human, body and soul. Girls up to age five will fetch 3 silver shekels. Boys will fetch 5. Girls from five to 20 fetch 10 silver shekels, and boys, 20. Women aged twenty to sixty are worth 30 shekels. I was born penised, so I am worth 50 silver shekels. 50! FIFTY! It's all about the shekels. So if Satan comes forward and matches the love god, shekel for shekel, we can talk. Until then, money talks, bullshit walks.

 

[tantric]

Well, now, I'm a skeptic, and I want to hear all the offers first. The last chapter of Leviticus tells us that God has a set rate on the human, body and soul. Girls up to age five will fetch 3 silver shekels. Boys will fetch 5. Girls from five to 20 fetch 10 silver shekels, and boys, 20. Women aged twenty to sixty are worth 30 shekels. I was born penised, so I am worth 50 silver shekels. 50! FIFTY! It's all about the shekels. So if Satan comes forward and matches the love god, shekel for shekel, we can talk. Until then, money talks, bullshit walks.

i'm showing you the offer. i'm dead serious. read Dr. John Lilly and Coincidence Control Central . The movie Altered States is a cleaned up version of the story, and there's another one, about braintaping...

I'm telling you as person who is not know to lie, though possibly bugfuck insane, it does and will work - they will teach you to use your psychic powers in return for turning your life in a freakshow/circus/roaming disaster.