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Dude, Where's My Car? - The Game

Keith&Co. said:
Feud!! Whar's Muh Car?

The General Lee gets a broken axle in the road between the Hatfields and the McCoys. After walking 4 miles to find a neutral garage, they get back to find the car missing.

Until they figure out who done took it, it's now the Hatfields & McCoys, and The Duke Boys.
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And Daisy.

Don't forget Daisy....

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jonatha said:
Keith&Co. said:
Feud!! Whar's Muh Car?

The General Lee gets a broken axle in the road between the Hatfields and the McCoys. After walking 4 miles to find a neutral garage, they get back to find the car missing.

Until they figure out who done took it, it's now the Hatfields & McCoys, and The Duke Boys.
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And Daisy.

Don't forget Daisy....

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The Hatfields, McCoys, and Daisy would be a drastically different movie. Much different tension, very different climax. Climaxes. All the climaxing, really.


About as inspired dialogue, though.
"Lem Hatfield, what are uou doing to that girl?"
"If you don't know, Clem McCoy, I fear your mom's needs are not being fulfilled."
 
Duuude, Wheeerrrre'ssss Mmmmyyyy. Caaaarrrr?

The original movie, but released at 1/2 playing speed. Everyone sounds like that wino on the subway, try'n engage you inna connv'zashun... sumpin mmmpotent.

Jesse: Duuuuude you gotta taaaattooooo.

Chester: Sooo dooo yuuuu, duuuude. ..... Soooo theennn whaaaat duuuuus miiiinnne saaay?

Jesse: Sweeeeeeet. Whaaaat duuuuus miiiine saaay?

Chester: Duuuude. Whaaaat duuuuus miiiine saaay?
 
Dude, Where's Macross?

He invited her to see his Japanese science fiction mecha anime collection, but she detects a glaring omission. He had no idea she was such a nerd.
 
Nude... Where's My Star?

Amy Poehler enters the Marvel Cinematic Universe in this comedy about pornographic movies. Betty Brien is an experienced director of documentaries capturing the superhero origin experience. Forced by life challenges to accept a better paying job, she now directs 'niche' movies where the actors have superpowers, but not necessarily crime-fighting abilities.
On her first day, she has to shoot a scene where the Invisible Stud partners Quickener, a woman who can travel forward in time, but only seven minutes, always arriving at her own orgasm. Figuring the lighting for two stars who are not on camera for 99% of the sex is the easy part.

Choreography for HER Doc Octopus, who can satisfy 8 women at a time, takes much longer. It's also the last time she uses the word 'longer' near a naked shapechanger who is willing to please the new boss.... "Andy! Put that away! Or down! You nearly put my eye out!!"

Chris Pratt has a cameo as The Veloci-Wrapper, a man who can cocoon someone for BDSM play in 5 seconds.
 
Food: Where's Macaroni?

Food Network travel show where three internationally renowned celebrities travel the world with Bubba. Bubba doesn't like fancy, doesn't trust foreign, and needs to get drunk to eat any fish if he can't at least hear the stream it was caught in. Spends most of each show trying to explain iced tea to an increasingly perplexed wait staff.
Or descibing Spaghetti-O's to offended Italians.

Bubba's understanding is that he's the 'control,' the baseline for American viewers wondering what food would be available if they traveled. Do they got hamburgers, or macaroni salad, in Yemen?

Really, he is a competition. In two months, the show goes to Viet Nam.
There, the first traveler to get Bubba to KNOWINGLY eat or drink cobra (cobra venom soup, fried cobra bones, cobra tacos, whatever) wins a gazillion dollars. Every episode til then allows them to develop strategies to get him to eat outrageous shit.

So, we have to wonder, getting him that cobra tattoo in Copenhagen? Was that testing a tactic? Or was Kim laying the groudwork for the climax?
 
Stewed! I Might Scar!

...and if you DO drive in the nude, put a towel on the vinyl before you sit down. Especially if you parked in the sun at the nude beach.
 
Downstair's My Spar.

Trying not to alarm his neighbors, Noah got most of the initial staging of ark materials into his basement. Of course, having a back yard full with two pair of every animal, and fourteen of every sacrificial animal got their attention, anyway.
 
Keith&Co. said:
Downstair's My Spar.

Trying not to alarm his neighbors, Noah got most of the initial staging of ark materials into his basement. Of course, having a back yard full with two pair of every animal, and fourteen of every sacrificial animal got their attention, anyway.
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I would have thought that would be a movie about an algae bloom.
 
Sued? We're Disbarred?

Mike & Mickey have a fine practice threatening lawsuits, then settling out if court for a pittance. Then someone looks up their credentials....
 
Dude, Where's My Scar?

It's about a leak between our universe and another, magical energies are leaking over into a swimming hole that causes slow regeneration to any body parts immersed in the water. The effect is slow enough that it's not noticed at once and thus not readily traced to the swimming hole.
 
Dude, Where's My Par?

Barron Trump accompanies his Dad through a post apocalyptic world without any golf courses, or caddies, that results from Donald's presidency . . . .
 
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