Ebola is cured, the border is secure, now it's time to fix Michael Moore.

[Bronzeage]

Some people subscribe to the Onion for their daily laugh, but I prefer the National Republican Senatorial Committee email newsletter. They face a strange problem since the GOP now has a majority in the Senate. There was a time when the NRSC could rail about the threats of horrible diseases, or the threat of illegal immigrants with horrible diseases, but now they run the risk of advocating something that could actually be accomplished. To reduce the possibility of any sort of productive effort on the part of Republican Senators, they have found a new source of the nation's ills.

There is a campaign underway to improve Michael Moore. Michael used to build cars, but discovered there was a good living to be made by posing as a Bizarro World Glenn Beck(honk if you get the Bizarro World reference).

I have to concede, their plan to "Tell Michael Moore to stop insulting our military," is probably more constructive than any of their pre-election proposals. Although it's not likely to have any more effect than quarantining travelers from Africa or building a fence across Arizona, telling Michael Moore to behave is something a Republican can actually do.

 

[Nexus]

Republicans remind of a dog barking ferociously behind a gate that accidentally opens due to its antics. Once free the dog had to pretend something was holding it back.

 

[untermensche]

Moore tries to shove himself into the spotlight and the Republican's like Pavlovian dogs wet themselves on command.

This is a ridiculous quote.

Snipers shoot people in all positions, from the front, side, and back.

And to their fellow soldiers on the ground they are heroes.

The discussion about the invasion of Iraq can't be reduced to one sailor and the opposition can't be reduced to Moore.

 

[Ford]

People whose job is to be deliberately provocative are upset about a guy being deliberately provocative?