Jimmy Higgins
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ST. JOHN'S, NFLD -- The Coast Guard disclosed that debris had been found near the Titanic and belonged to the Titan, a submersible vehicle that wasn't worth its weight in yak vomit. The sign of debris indicated it was likely that a catastrophic failure led to the demise of the five passengers on the cheap ass poorly designed and even more poorly constructed submersible which wasn't fit to manage a choppy ocean let alone 375 atmospheres of pressure.
The owner of the company OceanGate was aboard the death trap as it slowly descended to its likely demise as each square inch of surface of the fetted piece of crap was exposed to pressures of 375 atmospheres, where an atmosphere is 101.3 kPa or some meaningless equivalence in English units. The owner had previously boasted about being reckless and stupid to criminal levels, suggesting failures weren't a problem as long as the hull survived. He is presumed quite dead, shattered, and liquified now.
Among those who are presumed dead, is Paul-Henri Nargeolet, who despite his expertise in ocean related search and rescue and the Titanic, decided to forego what were likely doubts and believe that the Owner of OcreanGate wasn't as reckless and as stupid as he professed publicly, and that the ship was eventually designed properly and not the worthless and doomed piece of shit others feared it was.
OceanGate would not return messages asking them about why they charged a quarter million to each passenger to ride in a paper machete death mobile to a depth of about 2 miles below the ocean surface, but it is expected that employees were busy shredding papers and reserving airline tickets to nations with no extradition treaties with the US.
The owner of the company OceanGate was aboard the death trap as it slowly descended to its likely demise as each square inch of surface of the fetted piece of crap was exposed to pressures of 375 atmospheres, where an atmosphere is 101.3 kPa or some meaningless equivalence in English units. The owner had previously boasted about being reckless and stupid to criminal levels, suggesting failures weren't a problem as long as the hull survived. He is presumed quite dead, shattered, and liquified now.
Among those who are presumed dead, is Paul-Henri Nargeolet, who despite his expertise in ocean related search and rescue and the Titanic, decided to forego what were likely doubts and believe that the Owner of OcreanGate wasn't as reckless and as stupid as he professed publicly, and that the ship was eventually designed properly and not the worthless and doomed piece of shit others feared it was.
OceanGate would not return messages asking them about why they charged a quarter million to each passenger to ride in a paper machete death mobile to a depth of about 2 miles below the ocean surface, but it is expected that employees were busy shredding papers and reserving airline tickets to nations with no extradition treaties with the US.
