Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

[Thomas II]

Please, sir, could it be this one instead?

 

[Thomas II]

Try this one.

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[Elixir]

Please, sir, could it be this one instead?

A Christmas Story
What? You never saw "A Christmas Story"?

 

[Thomas II]

Please, sir, could it be this one instead?

What? You never saw "A Christmas Story"?

Yes, but look at these legs!!!!!!

 

[Thomas II]

Try this one.

"You'll shoot your eye out!”

 

[ZiprHead]

Okay, now the thread is totally fucked.

 

[Thomas II]

Okay, now the thread is totally fucked.

But Elixir asked me if I had seen "A Christmas story" and I thought he meant that there's a line that would go with your picture, so I posted that...

 

[jonatha]

Please, sir, could it be this one instead?

Basic Instinct police interrogation scene. (TBH I can't remember any of the dialogue, or even if there was any...)

 

[Elixir]

Please, sir, could it be this one instead?

Basic Instinct police interrogation scene. (TBH I can't remember any of the dialogue, or even if there was any...)

Wut? I call foul. That’s like the joke my wife made up:
“A guy goes into a bar and says something really funny.”

 

[ZiprHead]

Jules:
Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a b*tch out, and givin' a b*tch a foot massage ain't even the same f***in' thing.

Vincent:
Not the same thing, the same ballpark.

Jules:
It ain't no f***in' ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same f***in' sport. Foot massages don't mean sh*t.

Vincent:
Have you ever given a foot massage?

Jules:
Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot f***in' master.

Vincent:
Given a lot of 'em?

Jules:
Sh*t yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothin'.

Vincent:
Would you give a guy a foot massage?

Jules:
F*** you.

Vincent:
You give them a lot?

Jules:
F*** you.

Vincent:
You know, I'm getting kinda tired, I could use a foot massage.

Jules:
Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

 

[Thomas II]

Jules:
Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a b*tch out, and givin' a b*tch a foot massage ain't even the same f***in' thing.

Vincent:
Not the same thing, the same ballpark.

Jules:
It ain't no f***in' ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same f***in' sport. Foot massages don't mean sh*t.

Vincent:
Have you ever given a foot massage?

Jules:
Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot f***in' master.

Vincent:
Given a lot of 'em?

Jules:
Sh*t yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothin'.

Vincent:
Would you give a guy a foot massage?

Jules:
F*** you.

Vincent:
You give them a lot?

Jules:
F*** you.

Vincent:
You know, I'm getting kinda tired, I could use a foot massage.

Jules:
Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

Calling this now...WINNER!

 

[ZiprHead]

Butter my ass, I'm on a roll.

 

[Elixir]

The Fickle Finger of Fate

 

[hyzer]

Her: "Werewolf"

Him: "Werewolf?"

Her: "There. There wolf"

 

[ZiprHead]

Her: "Werewolf"

Him: "Werewolf?"

Her: "There. There wolf"

Winner!

 

[hyzer]

Thanks! What line(s) go with this . . .

 

[ZiprHead]

"Hair, hair. Long beautiful hair."

 

[Elixir]

"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."

 

[ZiprHead]

"I can fix that gap for you."

 

[Thomas II]

“You don't do heavy metal in Dubly, you know.”