Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

[SLD]

“Where's your family?"
"Oh, they're over in the Catholic cemetery. Catholics wouldn't be caught dead around all these damn Lutherans.”

Winner!

Thank you sir! Try this:

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I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!

 

[Wiploc]

[Wrong thread]


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Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

 

[jonatha]

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He's right behind me, isn't he?

 

[ZiprHead]

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"They're here!"

 

[ZiprHead]

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"If you build it, he will come."

 

[Keith&Co.]

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Dr. Peter Venkman: Mother puss bucket

 

[Bomb#20]

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What are the most immediate threats to the world environment right now?

Bugs?

Bugs, totally!

Yeah, I hate bugs.

 

[Elixir]

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He's right behind me, isn't he?

Good ones all, but jonatha wins the cigar!

 

[jonatha]

 

[Wiploc]

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"What is it with chicks and horses?"

 

[ZiprHead]

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"Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!"

 

[jonatha]

This is about as good as the "Two Mules For Sister Sarah" entry on the "What Movie Is This" thread. No point in dragging it out any longer - ZiprHead wins

 

[ZiprHead]

Thank you.

Give this one a go.

 

[Bomb#20]

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It's just... sleep-overs, camp, I always hated them. Not... because I minded being away, but because there was always some mouth-breather next to me.

 

[Keith&Co.]

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With a bit of a mind flip...
You're into a time slip...
And nothing can ever be the same.
You're spaced out on sensation.
HAH!
Like you're under sedation!
Let's do the time warp again!

 

[ZiprHead]

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It's just... sleep-overs, camp, I always hated them. Not... because I minded being away, but because there was always some mouth-breather next to me.

Kate Hudson can sleep next to me any damn time she wants.

Winner.

 

[Bomb#20]

Next up...

 

[Patooka]

"They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, 'as greedy as a pig'."

 

[Keith&Co.]

PIG: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
EWE: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
PIG: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
SHEEP: He is! He is the Messiah!
PIG: Now, FUCK OFF!

[silence]

LAMB: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?

 

[SLD]

Next up...

PIG: Look. You've got it all wrong. You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves. You're all individuals!
SHEEP: Yes, we're all individuals!
PIG: You're all different!
SHEEP: Yes, we are all different!
ONE SHEEP: I'm not.