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Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

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"You talking to me?"

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.”
 
He was no different from any other officer in the ward room, they were all disloyal. I tried to run the ship properly, by the book, but they fought me at every turn. The crew wanted to walk around with their shirt tails hanging out, that's all right, let them. Take the tow line, defective equipment, no more, no less. But they encouraged the crew to go around scoffing at me, and spreading wild rumors about steaming in circles, and then old yellow-strain. I was to blame for Lt. Maryk's incompetence and poor seamanship. Lt. Maryk was the perfect officer, but not Captain Queeg. Ah, but the strawberries, that's, that's where I had them, they laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, with geometric logic, that a duplicate key to the ward room icebox did exist, and I've had produced that key if they hadn't pulled the Caine out of action.
 
Jimmy Higgins said:
He was no different from any other officer in the ward room, they were all disloyal. I tried to run the ship properly, by the book, but they fought me at every turn. The crew wanted to walk around with their shirt tails hanging out, that's all right, let them. Take the tow line, defective equipment, no more, no less. But they encouraged the crew to go around scoffing at me, and spreading wild rumors about steaming in circles, and then old yellow-strain. I was to blame for Lt. Maryk's incompetence and poor seamanship. Lt. Maryk was the perfect officer, but not Captain Queeg. Ah, but the strawberries, that's, that's where I had them, they laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, with geometric logic, that a duplicate key to the ward room icebox did exist, and I've had produced that key if they hadn't pulled the Caine out of action.
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I would serve under Marissa Tomei any day of the week.
 
Jimmy Higgins said:
He was no different from any other officer in the ward room, they were all disloyal. I tried to run the ship properly, by the book, but they fought me at every turn. The crew wanted to walk around with their shirt tails hanging out, that's all right, let them. Take the tow line, defective equipment, no more, no less. But they encouraged the crew to go around scoffing at me, and spreading wild rumors about steaming in circles, and then old yellow-strain. I was to blame for Lt. Maryk's incompetence and poor seamanship. Lt. Maryk was the perfect officer, but not Captain Queeg. Ah, but the strawberries, that's, that's where I had them, they laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, with geometric logic, that a duplicate key to the ward room icebox did exist, and I've had produced that key if they hadn't pulled the Caine out of action.
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I have to call Jimmy the Winner! Great great reference to a great film. Well done. Now I have to add my father's (Naval Academy '55, and a naval architect) favorite quote from The Caine Mutiny: "The first thing you've got to learn about this ship is that she was designed by geniuses to be run by idiots."
 
hyzer said:
my father's (Naval Academy '55, and a naval architect) favorite quote from The Caine Mutiny: "The first thing you've got to learn about this ship is that she was designed by geniuses to be run by idiots."
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I atrend briefings from the people designing the next submarine weapon system, and people writing procedures for the current and next systems, and i read the trouble and failure reports of the last four systems....The Caine was not unique in that respect.
 
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?




 
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"You're a funny guy."

“I’m not a psychopath; I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.”

"Who you gonna call?"

“We are not amused.”
 
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“Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.”
 
Our organization did not arrange for you to come over from the Russians just for amusement, Number 3
 
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