Father unknowingly eats his kids' pot brownies and starts to call his family cat a 'b****'... before his wife calls 911

[Potoooooooo]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rownies-calls-family-cat-b.html#ixzz4HgfmjsrL



A father in Omaha, Nebraska mistakenly ate pot brownies on Tuesday
He was unloading car used by his adult children when he found the treats
His wife called 911 after he said he was getting 'bad anxiety'
Paramedics said the dad insulted family cat and was crawling on the floor

 

[Keith&Co.]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rownies-calls-family-cat-b.html#ixzz4HgfmjsrL



A father in Omaha, Nebraska mistakenly ate pot brownies on Tuesday
He was unloading car used by his adult children when he found the treats
His wife called 911 after he said he was getting 'bad anxiety'
Paramedics said the dad insulted family cat and was crawling on the floor

I thought that was the benchmark of making someone welcome?
Call the ship's cat a bastard and spit on the floor, we're all friends here!

 

[aeebee50]

L like brownies!

 

[Barbarian]

starts to call his family cat a 'b****'

That must have been some potent stuff. I don't know how hard should I be tripping to be able to pronounce four consecutive asterisks just like that.

 

[RavenSky]

This headline from the Omaha World Herald cracked me up:

Omaha dad finds pot brownies, eats 4 of them, says mean things to cat

 

[Terrell]

Called the cat a bitch? Shouldn't he have called the cat a pussy?

 

[repoman]

I am about 99% sure this is real

 

[ZiprHead]

My sister in law makes some pretty mean pot cookies, according to my brother. He said he made a mistake when he ate a second one.

 

[Deepak]

I am about 99% sure this is real

It's real, and it turned out exactly like you'd expect a story about a cop stealing drugs, repeatedly, would.

http://www.salem-news.com/articles/may182007/cop_brownies_51807.php