Part of the "Welcome" message at an event:
"I believe that every Christian this side of Heaven owes the Gospel to every atheist this side of Hell."
Yah. Not a warm welcome to the panel discussion. You should have said it was for Christians only. Oh wait, it wasn't, and the theme for the rest of the night was how to increase the flock and get young people to join.
... er, could I make a suggestion?
"I believe that every Christian this side of Heaven owes the Gospel to every atheist this side of Hell."
Yah. Not a warm welcome to the panel discussion. You should have said it was for Christians only. Oh wait, it wasn't, and the theme for the rest of the night was how to increase the flock and get young people to join.
... er, could I make a suggestion?