GOP primary loser accuses winner of being dead.

[Bronzeage]

Representative Frank Lucas (R-Okla.), says he is feeling better and wants to take a walk.

Losing candidate Timothy Ray Murray took home 5.2% of the vote, but says it doesn't count because the person who beat him is a body double for the Congressman.

"It is widely known Rep. Frank D. Lucas is no longer alive and has been displayed by a look alike. Rep. Lucas’ look alike was depicted as sentenced on a white stage in southern Ukraine on or about Jan. 11, 2011," Murray said in a statement posted on his campaign website. The statement claimed Lucas and “a few other” members of Congress from Oklahoma and other states were shown on television being hanged by “The World Court.”

Please note, the link does not contain the name of any fruit or vegetable.

 

[+or-1]

Please note, the link does not contain the name of any fruit or vegetable.

Well, other than Timothy Ray Murray.

 

[Rhea]

I saw that yesterday, hilarious.
Gentlemen, please proceed.

The Onion should have a reverse POE section. Articles about absolutely real things that the Onion wishes they had come up with first.

 

[SimpleDon]

I saw that yesterday, hilarious.
Gentlemen, please proceed.

The Onion should have a reverse POE section. Articles about absolutely real things that the Onion wishes they had come up with first.

What is POE?

Sorry, quick search didn't turn up any likely candidates, Edger Allen Poe, power over ethernet.

 

[Unbeatable]

It's a reference to Poe's Law. Later, "Poe" became a noun.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

It's funny and sad that this isn't the stupidest thing that a member of the GOP has said this year.

 

[dismal]

Well, dead people vote and pay their estate taxes so they are entitled to representation.