Max Rockatansky
Die dulci freure
I tend to agree with several of your observations...although I'd soften some of the harshness.
I've always seen Left and Right, Liberal and Conservative as a Yin-Yang thing; they complete a whole just like a traditional mother and father or female and male. Mothers and women tend to be nurturing and compassionate, while fathers and men tend to be more stoic and urent about standing upon one's own feet. I think a nation overly-dominated by Left or Right would be doomed to failure in the end. While party names and specific ideologies change, the basic differences between the two major parties often remain the same and date back to Jefferson and Hamilton such as:
1) Big vs Small government
2) Corporate vs public interests
3) Taxes
Democrats seem right of centre to me. Maybe just my perspective as a Canadian.
They are right of center compared to Euros.
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