Something Lion (hi, Lion) said a few weeks ago-
Do you think this qualifies as religious, Lion? I certainly consider it awesome and uplifting- but is it religious?
[Dawkins quote]
I would consider it religious, in that it is a remnant of religious-inspired thought: that we living beings are the recipients of something like a gift. The notion that many secularists promote is that the "uplifting" function of religion can be preserved in the absence of belief in God. I suspect this is partly in response to those who cannot face a reality that is in no way uplifting. To cope with this problem, such people were assured that their urge to worship something could be sublimated by adopting a certain psychological attitude towards scientific knowledge. It's like worship, but without the overt sense of servitude. As with all religious ideas, the delusion that we should be thankful for our chance at existence rests on mostly unquestioned and entirely unjustified assumptions. The first of which, as Lion IRC indirectly pointed out, is the claim that in a counterfactual scenario in which we didn't exist, we would suffer a deprivation similar to being denied entry into a wonderful garden or an exclusive club. In fact, we wouldn't care in the slightest. I'm pretty sure Dawkins knows this and is just being poetic. The second unexamined premise is not mere poetry on his part. It is the fact that he uses poetic language to make his readers think of being admitted into a wonderful garden or an exclusive club, rather than a more honest analogy for what it means to exist, that betrays the religious origin of his thinking.
What he should have said is: "because your parents were looking for a reason to stay married, you, the self-aware consciousness that is reading this sentence, now exist and must contend with the inadequacy of reality to satisfy your deepest instinctual needs, while maintaining a constantly decaying body in the face of innumerable threats to its integrity, as you stave off boredom and frustration by pursuing projects that will inevitably harm others to some degree, all the while utterly powerless in the face of the one thing your genes have caused you to dread the most. If you want to feel better about your situation, try marveling in wide-eyed reverence at the cosmos (whose laws tug you inexorably back to the undifferentiated chaos that is the beginning and end of everything), or better yet become a Christian. Both are valid ways to ignore everything I just said. "