Irony is an alien concept to you, isn't it?
Look, being a smartass isn't an argument. You either provide some kind of proof that Europe wouldn't break the fuck down without the protection of military might or shut up.
Wow. I'm still thinking you lack the irony gene altogether. It's like you don't understand that the sentence you utter is immediately contradicted by the very next sentence.
History doesn't lie. You're already crying about how the U.S. needs to stay to protect you from Putin. So if the U.S. left, you already seem to know how fast western Europe would crumble.
Actually no, at no point did I say that. Europe is more than capable of defending itself from Putin on its own. Not only do we easily outspend Russia, the combined army of the EU member states is bigger than any army in the world.
What I *did* say was that the US has an obligation (by law) to help maintain European security; and that we would like them to stay because while it is true that Europe has a large and advanced enough military to protect itself, it's also true that *two* large and advanced militaries working together is even better. I would imagine this fact to be rather obvious.
The whole planet has been blistered enough by European diplomacy.
What does this even mean? Like, seriously, what specific acts of European diplomacy are you even referring to? Or do you just want to rant and rave in general?
Be honest and acknowledge that Europe can't handle it's own shit without the U.S. watching over it.
Again, are you just seriously out of touch or do you genuinely believe that the richest continent in the world, the birthplace of democracy, science, secularism, and just about anything else you hold dear, a region with the highest standard of living in the world, can't take care of itself as well as a country that appears constantly on the verge of ripping itself apart between two political extremes that actually look pretty much identical to the rest of the planet? Because I got to say man, that's some crazy shit you've got going on in that noggin'.
Actually, you've already admitted it.
Yeah, I guess. Except for how I didn't.
Do you know that history didn't begin in say, 1975 or so?
Oh, I actually understand European history yes, as well as the fact that it stretches back quite a while. Now if you would kindly explain exactly why you're laboring under the delusion that the only reason Europe isn't crumbling/fucking up the world (I'm not sure how we can do both at the same time, but I guess that's what I get for trying to understand crazy people's ramblings) is because of the US; given that in actuality it is thanks to NATO (an organization that was initiated by European countries and which the US is a part of because it suits your own geopolitical interests so I don't see any particularly reason to credit you with being our "salvation") and the EU and it's predecessor forms (which can be traced back to 1948).
Oh, don't tell me, you're jerking off over that borderline token effort you delivered in the world wars, convinced by nationalist fervor that you did the brunt of the work when you just came in riding on the successes of other countries, and now you think we should be eternally grateful to you and grovel in the dirt? Well, if you get to do that, I get to take credit for the fact that you even exist; which then lets me take credit for any help you've given us over the years as well.
Look, Europe and the US are allies, you've done your share to help us, but you don't get to take the credit for the whole of European peace, unity and success. And you've done your share to try and fuck things up for us in the interest of enriching and empowering yourselves too, don't think we're just ignoring that. And if you think we'd all turn into a bunch of bloodthirsty savages if the US didn't exist, you *really* don't understand the modern European mindset.
Now maybe if you're going to calm down we could rationally discuss the pros and cons of a US withdrawal and its effect on Europe...
...or you could pull out your dick and pretend it's about five times its actual size again. Up to you man.