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"Scratching your eyes out" Good point. Impressive claws.
Enjoy your time at the cabin.
it was a nice day by myself today at the lake but will be happy when my husband gets here tomorrow!!
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it was a nice day by myself today at the lake but will be happy when my husband gets here tomorrow!!
I think you are both very lucky and you seem well-matched and genuinely happy on the whole. Good luck to you.
I imagine that even if there are some downsides to being a sex addict (or just someone with a high sex drive) they are mostly mitigated for you two. It must be a lot more difficult being a sex-addict, or even just having a high sex drive, and having a significant other who isn't or hasn't, or not having a significant other.
How long have you been a couple?
Another question. You seem to have a pastor who is very positive about your lifestyle. Is he fine with the masturbation part of it too? If so, do you think there's a chance he could ever become pope (or the equivalent if you're not Roman Catholics)? That would be cool. One less sin for many people to worry about.
Now that I think about it a bit...I wonder if one of the (possibly several) reasons masturbation is and was often or generally frowned upon is that it might be associated with or imply that the person doing it can't get a partner? We have a very common expression here about 'sad wankers' (which can just be applied to anyone deemed to be sad or a loser even if they're not masturbating).
I believe I once read (in a book on the history of sex written by a woman historian) that women masturbating was not as frowned upon as men, as often, in ancient history, around the world. Something about how the fluids released by a man were supposedly wasteful and the activity weakening, and those of a woman empowering, or more vital and beneficial, or something.
I think the ancient Greeks were more ok with it:
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Ruby, I loved this pic you posted for my wife. super great!!!
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It's interesting that you think I posted it for your wife.
By the way, just in case of crossed wires, don't be fooled by my username, that's just the name of a film I enjoyed watching. I'm a straight white guy, of about your age, I think.
It's interesting that you think I posted it for your wife.
By the way, just in case of crossed wires, don't be fooled by my username, that's just the name of a film I enjoyed watching. I'm a straight white guy.
well whoever you posted it for, it was great. since she is at our cabin tonight I have been on an all night porn and jack off session
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Yes I think I read you saying that in another post.
So, how many jack offs are we talking about here?
Speaking for myself, and this is only my personal preference, I don't masturbate all that often. I like to save it up for when I'm with someone, things are, for me, nicely pent up by then. And I can go for what you would probably call long spells without sex (even though I will think about it a lot, which is enjoyable in itself). There's no doubt you must be more highly-sexed than me. I think everyone is on a spectrum in this regard.
It's interesting that you think I posted it for your wife.
By the way, just in case of crossed wires, don't be fooled by my username, that's just the name of a film I enjoyed watching. I'm a straight white guy.
well whoever you posted it for, it was great. since she is at our cabin tonight I have been on an all night porn and jack off session
then you were probably enjoying my wife's huge tits
I had to pop a Viagra after the 2nd climax and I was able to get a 3rd after a lot of hard jacking and going for #4
ruby sparks
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Talking to yourself is said to be one of the first signs of madness.
But your wife is lovely, yes, and has great breasts. I'm not averse to using the word tits, and in some ways 'breasts' is not quite erotic enough. 'Bosom', 'bust' and 'chest' aren't much better, but 'tit' also gets used here for things like 'idiot' or 'stupid fool'. 'Udders' is not for me, nor 'jugs'. 'Boobs' is ok, but again, not seriously erotic enough, imo.
If I'm having sex, I will tend to favour calling them what my partner likes best or what word turns her on the most.
ruby sparks
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Ok. 4 is less than I was imagining.
hey, give me some time LOL
I hear you guys talking about me
ruby sparks
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Now you're doing it too. Talking to yourself. Which one is which?
I am the wife, my husbands profile is funcouple-husband
ruby sparks
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Ok I'll believe you. But you are both responding to your own posts as if it were someone else, which seems odd, and you did start out as one username. I think I could be forgiven for at least wondering what's going on or whether there really are two of you. I'm just being honest.
yes a little confusing I suppose
ruby sparks
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Yeah. How come you answered your own post, as if the first wasn't you? funcouple-husband did it too. It seems odd.
OMG he just sent me a text that he posted his hard cock on the masturbation thread. I need to check that out
ruby sparks
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You should actually go all the way over there from where you are, in the cabin, and check it out in person. But you probably can't because it's too far. You'll just have to wait until he gets there, to where you are and he currently isn't, because as the thread title suggests, I guess you are both on you own there now.
ruby sparks
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What would be great, funcouple (wife), would be if you took a quick pic of yourself, including your face, now, with your phone, and posted it here, with something in the background that tells us what you're doing right now, maybe a computer screen showing this thread, or a tv screen showing a news item from today. You wouldn't have to show your tits. You could for example cover them with a copy of today's newspaper. Because I'm now guessing that this is possibly all bogus. I'll apologise profusely if I'm wrong. You agree it is at least confusing, so I don't feel too out of place for asking, or being a bit suspicious (I'm a skeptic, after all) though I realise it will seem rude if I'm wrong. You like posting pics. How about just clarifying things with one more quick one now, showing something clearly explanatory and current in particular? You can pm it to me if you like.
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That sounds like a scene from "Rack to the Future II". Great Scott, Mardy, it really is 1979! You did what with your mother?